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Started by LMNO, April 15, 2013, 08:19:14 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 07:41:26 PM
I work in a chemical plant that is disaster prone.

But we SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY to ensure that our DISASTERS only cost MONEY, and not LIVES, PROPERTY, or HORRIBLE CHEMICAL RELEASES INTO PEOPLES' LIVES.

And I have no fucking sympathy for those that don't.  YOU DO NOT STORE ANHYDROUS AMMONIA NEXT TO NITRATES.  ASSMONKEYS!

1 count of negligent homicide (at least) per dead person, per owner.  No shit.

In a perfect world*.











*Not Texas. Ever.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Eve

Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:57:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

But are they letting people leave their houses?  :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Eve

#650
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: stelz on April 19, 2013, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:57:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

But are they letting people leave their houses?  :horrormirth:

Somerville's situation is :checks twitter: "Non-mandatory shelter in place request."

Workers are also encouraged to go home, whatever workers are out there. Taxis in Boston are back in service.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six Dunkins within a mile of my apartment.

Sometimes they're in places you don't normally think of. The one nearest me is across from Tavern At The End Of The World.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Eve

Quote from: stelz on April 19, 2013, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:57:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

Hmmm.... There's a Dunks in walking distance.

I know that's stating the obvious since there's always a Dunks in walking distance.

But are they letting people leave their houses?  :horrormirth:

As far as I can tell, they're encouraging people to stay in "if you can" but it's not absolutely mandated.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Eve

Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 08:02:42 PM
Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six Dunkins within a mile of my apartment.

Sometimes they're in places you don't normally think of. The one nearest me is across from Tavern At The End Of The World.

Good call. Looks like there's one in St. E's, right down the street.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Nephew Twiddleton

Coffee does sound kinda good....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

My local Wal-Mart was just evacuated due to a bomb threat.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

AFAIK there's mostly ALWAYS a Dunkins within walking distance from any point on the map...except Iowa

Suu

Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 19, 2013, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Eve on April 19, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM
I just received word that Bostonians will not starve, as Dunkin Donuts remain open in the city.

See? You're saved. Even I know it's not a life or death situation until Dunkin closes.

But I need the T to get to Dunkin! Oh transportation woes.

I stand corrected....

Actually I stand corrected, and/or am a lazy fuck. I just consulted Google maps and it would appear that there are no less than six eight Dunkins within one mile of my apartment.

I was about to say...I almost felt disappointment in Boston, letting Providence beat their Dunkin per capita quota.

-Suu
Can walk to at least 7 Dunkins from her house easily, and 2 more in desperation. Plus 2 Starbucks, a HoneyDew, and 3 places to get NYS hot weiners.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: stelz on April 19, 2013, 07:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 19, 2013, 07:41:26 PM
I work in a chemical plant that is disaster prone.

But we SPEND THE FUCKING MONEY to ensure that our DISASTERS only cost MONEY, and not LIVES, PROPERTY, or HORRIBLE CHEMICAL RELEASES INTO PEOPLES' LIVES.

And I have no fucking sympathy for those that don't.  YOU DO NOT STORE ANHYDROUS AMMONIA NEXT TO NITRATES.  ASSMONKEYS!

1 count of negligent homicide (at least) per dead person, per owner.  No shit.

In a perfect world*.











*Not Texas. Ever.  :x

This is the 21st century.  Sequestering chemicals is a known science.

But, again, Texas.  Anything post-1904 is hippie shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.