You've got no legs?

[AFK]

Don't come crawling to me!

[illusion]

Don't whine to me about losing your voice because I don't want to hear it.

[agent compassion]

So you got your hand ripped off? Don't go pointing the finger at me, this was your own fault.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Well.. It started out punny I guess...

[Cain]

Well.. It started out punny I guess...

They killed teh punnay?



Please, kill me now, before it spreads....

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Sorry chief, you're on your own. The alcohol poisoning has already set in for me.

[Cain]

Damnit, its such a good scotch to squander on this too....

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*falls over*

[hooplala]

*shoots everyone in this thread*

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*fnordiscordia's corpse gives BVH some horrible disease*

[hooplala]

Shit, Fn.ordie's corpse gave me Mono!

[AFK]

Actually it was not my intention to start a pun thread.  Which is odd because I likes me the puns.  I just thought it would be fun to start a thread with a quote from a Lawnmower Deth song.  I figured it's probably the first and last time that's ever happend on PD.COM.  Me thinks PD.ORG needs a Lawnmower Deth post.  I shall have to dig into my catalog to find an appropriate title.  Oh, here we go.  "Maim, Mower Maim".  Perfect.

[East Coast Hustle]

     

ECH,
forgot about them

[LMNO]

Of course, the applicable Bloodhound Gang song must now be quoted:

"She Ain't Got No Legs"

I Remember The Day I Saw You Hobbling
A Weeble Wobbling, You Had A Problem
You Didn't Have Any Legs, Just A Smile And Some Stumps
No Smelly Feet, A Torso To Hump
No Baby, Love... Yeah, That's What We'd Be Making
Ride You Like A Sit And Spin Until Your Stumps Started Aching
Spin You Around, Yeah Roll You Nearyeah
Turn You Upside Down To Hold My Beer

[Cain]

There is an applicable Bloodhound Gang song for everything.  Everything.