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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Science me, babby on December 07, 2011, 06:50:46 AM
Holy shit, Waffle, is it possible for you to take normal pictures?  Because every single one you've posted is so hilarious or awesome in one way or another.  :lol:

Hahaha. I haven't seen a normal picture of me since I was about eight.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

IT's like someone pulled a viking out of history, brought him to a tiki bar and said, "dude try this, it's better than mead."
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Freeky

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 07, 2011, 02:27:37 PM
IT's like someone pulled a viking out of history, brought him to a tiki bar and said, "dude try this, it's better than mead."

And then the viking suddenly reevaluated his life and was horrified.  Or something, that's just what the expression said to me.

EK WAFFLR

Since we're on a roll here.

Same evening, me as Death in Uke:

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky


EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Science me, babby on December 07, 2011, 03:32:00 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 07, 2011, 02:27:37 PM
IT's like someone pulled a viking out of history, brought him to a tiki bar and said, "dude try this, it's better than mead."

And then the viking suddenly reevaluated his life and was horrified.  Or something, that's just what the expression said to me.

:lulz:

Yup. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but there it is.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Those pictures. Are both just.  :lulz:
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Cainad (dec.)

Nigel, are there any men in Portland who don't wear the Tutankhamen chin beard? :?

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Cainad on December 07, 2011, 07:11:27 PM
Nigel, are there any men in Portland who don't wear the Tutankhamen chin beard? :?

NOT EVERYONE IN PORTLAND HAS A TUTANKHAMEN CHIN BEARD, BUT EVERYONE THAT HAS A TUTANKHAMEN CHIN BEARD IS IN PORTLAND
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Quote from: Cainad on December 07, 2011, 07:11:27 PM
Nigel, are there any men in Portland who don't wear the Tutankhamen chin beard? :?

:wave:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad on December 07, 2011, 07:11:27 PM
Nigel, are there any men in Portland who don't wear the Tutankhamen chin beard? :?

Most of them do not wear that beard. I call it the little goat tuft.

E.O.T. has a nasty scar on his chin which I have never seen, as his tuft covers it up.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nigel on December 07, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
Those pictures. Are both just.  :lulz:

Thanks.

Apparently, there are more. I took off the mask after one song, because, it's not my face. I couldn't se a thing through it.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Pæs

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 11:31:41 AM
I AM THE SNOW GOD



SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK, TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WHICH DOESN'T SCREAM "CAPTION THIS".