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I for one, welcome our new Commie Canadian Overlords...

Started by Suu, April 20, 2011, 06:06:50 PM

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Suu

April 20, 2011, 06:06:50 PM
At least I live in the United States of Canada. Sorry bout you folks down yonder in Jesusland.

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April 20, 2011, 07:38:03 PM
QuoteIf we evolved from the English, why are there still English people?

This is fabulous...   :lol:
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

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#2
April 20, 2011, 07:38:13 PM
I don't wanna live in Jesusland!  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#3
April 20, 2011, 07:50:04 PM
 :cry:

QuoteMid-West – God's own country.  Where fields of wheat and corn[ii] sway in the breeze and where all REAL Americans come from. "Real" defined as "White Christian heterosexual conservatives".

:cry: 

I'm not real.

Hey that's kind of hot.....  :lulz:

AFK

#4
April 20, 2011, 07:53:11 PM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on April 20, 2011, 07:38:03 PM
QuoteIf we evolved from the English, why are there still English people?

This is fabulous...   :lol:

Speaking of Canada, love the avatar.  It's what's-his-name from The Raccoons.  What the hell was his name? 

Loved that show as a kid. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Hoser McRhizzy

#5
April 20, 2011, 08:06:34 PM
Quote from: Dr. Killjoy on April 20, 2011, 07:53:11 PM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on April 20, 2011, 07:38:03 PM
QuoteIf we evolved from the English, why are there still English people?

This is fabulous...   :lol:

Speaking of Canada, love the avatar.  It's what's-his-name from The Raccoons.  What the hell was his name? 

Loved that show as a kid. 

Thanks.  I loved that show, too.  :)

It's Cyril Sneer.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsjzcC4Jdw
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Phox

#6
April 20, 2011, 08:56:29 PM
I is a Canadienne?  :lulz:

Dysnomia

#7
April 20, 2011, 08:59:15 PM
I'm glad I live in the USC, even though we will eventually crumple away into the ocean, just like Miami will on the other coast. 

Maybe I'm not a Real AmericanTM, but at least I'll be able to afford to go to the doctor in Californada.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Absolute_Silence

#8
April 20, 2011, 10:47:10 PM
*stares at map*


I think....I'm......yup, I'm in the United States of Canada, but so close to the line the Bible thumpers are lining up at the border and shouting obscenities.

The Wizard

#9
April 21, 2011, 01:42:01 AM
Hmm...yup, I'm in Jesusland. And about have of those ideas are expressed at my school, by both teachers and students.
Insanity we trust.

Jenne

#10
April 21, 2011, 03:49:14 AM
FUCK YEAH!  Yoinked and sent!

Rumckle

#11
April 21, 2011, 08:04:59 AM
QuoteAustralia – Killed off indigenous population? Check! Only a handful of important cities on the West & East Coasts with not much in-between? Check! Anti-immigration politics? Check! Poorly concealed racial tensions? Check! Homeland of St. Murdoch? Check! Natural disaster blamed on sin instead of science? Check! My God! It's like a little America! It even LOOKS like America, just all upside down and stuff! Now if we could only teach them to speak English...

Dammit, they got our number :(
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Aucoq

#12
April 21, 2011, 08:17:33 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on April 20, 2011, 07:38:03 PM
QuoteIf we evolved from the English, why are there still English people?

This is fabulous...   :lol:

That reminds me of when I was in Delphi in Greece.  One of the girls I had gone with, who was absolutely gorgeous but not very bright, came up to me as we were looking at the ruins and asked me what happened to the ancient Greeks.  I had to explain to her a few times (she couldn't grasp the concept for a while) that the ancient Greeks are the ancestors of today's Greeks. :lol:
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Juana

#13
April 21, 2011, 08:21:56 AM
:lulz: Priceless.
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Phox

#14
April 21, 2011, 01:26:13 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on April 21, 2011, 08:17:33 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on April 20, 2011, 07:38:03 PM
QuoteIf we evolved from the English, why are there still English people?

This is fabulous...   :lol:

That reminds me of when I was in Delphi in Greece.  One of the girls I had gone with, who was absolutely gorgeous but not very bright, came up to me as we were looking at the ruins and asked me what happened to the ancient Greeks.  I had to explain to her a few times (she couldn't grasp the concept for a while) that the ancient Greeks are the ancestors of today's Greeks. :lol:
NO NO NO!

You should have told her that they were conquered by Macedonians, Italians, and Turks. Loud enough for some natives to hear you.  :lulz:
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