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Jazz: srs fucking business

Started by Cain, December 10, 2009, 08:47:35 PM

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East Coast Hustle

not unless your point is that you're not only a snob about music, you're a snob about bad music.

and you totally missed my point about musical complexity, which was that complexity has absolutely ZERO bearing on whether or not music is good.

hence why Dream Theater and jazz, while both technically impressive, are still nothing more than overwrought wankery.

I bet that if you were a metal kid, you'd like Yngwei Malmsteen.
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this thread has made me want to listen to miley cyrus....and i dont know why...

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

This thread is now about Wagnerian Jazz.


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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I'm listening to what that would sound like in my head and it sounds awesome. Someone needs to do this.

P3nT4gR4m

I got more of a picture of 2 flying chicks and 1 cup but good luck with the music thing

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Faust

The jazz I got into was all through the burlesque scene, and that stuff was sexy. I still don't know much about jazz in general but that specific niche market is certainly not shit.

Edit: That being said, finding sexy jazz without actively seeking out the niche market is almost impossible.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

I like crazy fast jazz but hate the stuff the play on NPR. Overall I don't listen to jazz very often but I do like some of it.

Pariah

Some Jazz is alright.
But there's one thing I cannot stand



Chuck

Mangione





:argh!:





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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 10, 2009, 10:50:02 PM
PD.com: we might not agree on anything, but we all agree that jazz is shit.

I like the jazz*... that is all






*but to be honest it makes me wanna eat. Probably cause I only listen to it during dinner.
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Quote from: Pariah? on December 13, 2009, 01:17:36 AM
Some Jazz is alright.
But there's one thing I cannot stand



Chuck

Mangione





:argh!:








lol my dad loves him


But I say, whatever, at least it's not Sade

Zenpeanut

The only jazz I can get behind is the cowboy bebop soundracks via the seatbelts, but that's arguably not jazz.

All other is complete crap

Thurnez Isa

I usually don't try to insult a whole genre of music. Much of what you guys listen to I don't listen to, mainly cause I have no experience with it
1) closing yourself off to a whole amount genre of music seems kind of silly to me.
2) much of music is reconnecting yourself with former, or historical events and emotions. So me a question about musical tastes is more of an experiential question then anything.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

East Coast Hustle

I would ordinarily agree with you if it weren't for the simple fact that all jazz is crap.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"