OPEN BAR: 50 Shades of Chronic Liver Disease

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Roger in PDX? I'd be down for that.

Might even be able to drag E.O.T. out of hiding for it!

[Red]

Work seemed like small problems and low volume after the weekend.  Perspective like that means the time off was done RIGHT 

So, what did you get up to on your vacation?

[LMNO]

So, I was doing some SCIENCE, and I discovered that the fitbit interprets male masturbation as "steps". Just something to keep in mind.



LMNO
-hit my goal in 15 minutes.

[Eater of Clowns]

So, I was doing some SCIENCE, and I discovered that the fitbit interprets male masturbation as "steps". Just something to keep in mind.



LMNO
-hit my goal in 15 minutes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I was doing some SCIENCE, and I discovered that the fitbit interprets male masturbation as "steps". Just something to keep in mind.



LMNO
-hit my goal in 15 minutes.

I feel cheated. My fitbit doesn't count anything that doesn't involve at least some change in location.

[Eater of Clowns]

So, I was doing some SCIENCE, and I discovered that the fitbit interprets male masturbation as "steps". Just something to keep in mind.



LMNO
-hit my goal in 15 minutes.

I feel cheated. My fitbit doesn't count anything that doesn't involve at least some change in location.

Neither does LMNO's.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Work seemed like small problems and low volume after the weekend.  Perspective like that means the time off was done RIGHT 

Yep.  Now that my face has stopped pounding, everything has become clear.   Depression abated.

Roger's new cure for depression:  GET STABBED INNA FACE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger in PDX? I'd be down for that.

Might even be able to drag E.O.T. out of hiding for it!

This sounds awesome.

INCIDENTALLY:  My personal cell is off, close to dead, on account of I'm a GENIUS, and my charger is sitting next to the bed at home.  So is the work phone charger, of course, but it turns out that Richter doesn't just keep a surgery in his house, he also has the micro-USB connectors all over the place, so the workphone functions.

Should anyone need to reach me, PM me here or on FB for the alternate number.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I was doing some SCIENCE, and I discovered that the fitbit interprets male masturbation as "steps". Just something to keep in mind.



LMNO
-hit my goal in 15 minutes.

I feel cheated. My fitbit doesn't count anything that doesn't involve at least some change in location.

Neither does LMNO's.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My god, I hate chemistry.

One more term of this, and then Ochem, and then FREE FOREVER.

[Suu]

My god, I hate chemistry.

One more term of this, and then Ochem, and then FREE FOREVER.

I loved chem in high school, but in college I wanted to hurt people. I don't know why. The labs were fine, but the lectures were god awful and I couldn't grasp anything even though I felt like I knew it all 15 years ago.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have found new fun on airplanes.

Requires two things to happen, though.

1.  Guy next to you is a nervous flier.
2.  Guy next to you is an asshole to the flight attendants and those around him.

Talk about the missing Malaysian airliner.  Watch dude's fingers dig into the armrest.

"Hey, I fly a whole lot, and that turbulence felt fuckin' WEIRD."

or

"Hear that?  What was that?"

[Trivial]

6 different managers in 4 years. Awesome.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Roger in PDX? I'd be down for that.

Might even be able to drag E.O.T. out of hiding for it!

This sounds awesome.

PORTLAND!!!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have found new fun on airplanes.

Requires two things to happen, though.

1.  Guy next to you is a nervous flier.
2.  Guy next to you is an asshole to the flight attendants and those around him.

Talk about the missing Malaysian airliner.  Watch dude's fingers dig into the armrest.

"Hey, I fly a whole lot, and that turbulence felt fuckin' WEIRD."

or

"Hear that?  What was that?"