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They arent even pretending to care any more...

Started by Luna, September 26, 2011, 04:08:04 PM

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Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

Yeah, I'd be okay with something like that being voluntary and after school hours, but this is bullshit.

Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

think of the ruckus and national media attention it would get if they held an 'understanding seminar' on Islam.  just to inform and teach; not to evangelize.  there would be a fucking riot!

Don Coyote

they do care, about their god. fuck the laws of the land that allow them to worship their god, because they are an opressed minority, and they need more recruits for their army of god.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 26, 2011, 04:38:39 PM
they do care, about their god. fuck the laws of the land that allow them to worship their god, because they are an opressed minority, and they need more recruits for their army of god.

Looks like they already have their army.   :lulz:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30348.0
Molon Lube

The Rev

Are we pretending that God's Law should be second to anything, even the Constitution?

Luna

Quote from: The Rev on September 26, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
Are we pretending that God's Law should be second to anything, even the Constitution?

Which God?

Until He/She/It gets off His/Her/It's ass, comes down here, and personally shows me some credentials, you get your ass SOME of us are.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

This is a secular republic. From a purely legal standpoint unless god wants to knock up another virgin (who will probably get an abortion... Wait it all makes sense now! :lulz:) wait til hes 25  and run for congress, then god has zero say in what we do with our government.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

Except there is a very real religious test for any political seats.  If someone is an atheist, their chances of getting a seat are massively reduced, according to numerous independent polls.  Outside of certain very liberal enclaves, atheists are dead meat.

Can't have a secular country without secular voters.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2011, 05:03:20 PM
Except there is a very real religious test for any political seats. 

Defacto, sure.  But where am I gonna get smarter monkeys?
Molon Lube

The Rev

Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2011, 05:03:20 PM
Except there is a very real religious test for any political seats.  If someone is an atheist, their chances of getting a seat are massively reduced, according to numerous independent polls.  Outside of certain very liberal enclaves, atheists are dead meat.

Can't have a secular country without secular voters.

The No Religious Test Clause of the United States Constitution is found in Article VI, paragraph 3, and states that:

    The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.


Then reality steps up.

Cain


Prince Glittersnatch III

QuoteNew Heights Middle School in Jefferson, South Carolina, featured the rapper during an assembly that took place earlier this month. B-SHOC's catalog of songs includes titles such as "Jesus Lean'," "Crazy Bout God," and "Christ-Like Cruisin."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyO4HyQofc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o

:lulz:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 26, 2011, 06:07:11 PM
QuoteNew Heights Middle School in Jefferson, South Carolina, featured the rapper during an assembly that took place earlier this month. B-SHOC's catalog of songs includes titles such as "Jesus Lean'," "Crazy Bout God," and "Christ-Like Cruisin."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvyO4HyQofc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o

:lulz:

I am listening to Christ-Like Cruising and it's embarrassing me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I have to say  that it seems to be an accurate representation of what most Christians are like, though. "FUCK YOU IF I'M DISRUPTIVE AND OBNOXIOUS, IF YOU DON'T LOVE IT YOU'RE WITH SATAN"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."