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Started by Eve, June 19, 2013, 03:32:43 AM

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Eve

I'm inclined to think that most anyone here who would be interested in the following is already aware via FB, but what the hell, it's not like I'm going to have many opportunities to milk this situation.


SO.


Today I went outside for a cigarette around noon, picked up some quick groceries, and aimed back toward home. Then I noticed my car--parked on the street in front of my building--looked a little funny.

Then I noticed that it looked a little funny because IT DIDN'T HAVE WHEELS.







Thanks, car thieves, for picking the shittiest ten year old car on the block! Enjoy my fancy snow tires, you miserable fucks.


The end!
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Don Coyote


Nephew Twiddleton

I missed this of FB complete. I'm sorry Eve, that sucks donkey balls.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Wait.

Don't you live in Brookline?
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Eve

My brother's reaction was the same as yours, Twid: "Wait, this happened in Brookline?"

I live in a safe part of Brighton, although Fidelis Way is a fairly well known project right across the street. There hasn't been too much crime-related activity, although a man was shot there in April ( :? ) so.. there's that.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eve on June 19, 2013, 03:44:36 AM
My brother's reaction was the same as yours, Twid: "Wait, this happened in Brookline?"

I live in a safe part of Brighton, although Fidelis Way is a fairly well known project right across the street. There hasn't been too much crime-related activity, although a man was shot there in April ( :? ) so.. there's that.

It happens everywhere from time to time. Even Newton gets its share. But those are some messed up odds right there. Sorry it happened.
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Nephew Twiddleton

(To outsiders, Brookline is a town surrounded by, but not a part of, Boston and neighboring city, Newton. It's considered to be generally pretty safe and mostly populated by Eastern European Jews and Boston College students.)
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Nephew Twiddleton

Now that I think about it... considered fairly safe, fairly affluent area, short drive from several cities (Brighton is included in this area)...

Prime target.
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Eve

Don't forget the affluent hippies, Twid!

If only my car had been parked in Brookline. It would have been towed because they don't allow overnight street parking, but it would have kept its wheels.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eve on June 19, 2013, 03:32:43 AM
I'm inclined to think that most anyone here who would be interested in the following is already aware via FB, but what the hell, it's not like I'm going to have many opportunities to milk this situation.


SO.


Today I went outside for a cigarette around noon, picked up some quick groceries, and aimed back toward home. Then I noticed my car--parked on the street in front of my building--looked a little funny.

Then I noticed that it looked a little funny because IT DIDN'T HAVE WHEELS.







Thanks, car thieves, for picking the shittiest ten year old car on the block! Enjoy my fancy snow tires, you miserable fucks.


The end!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

OUR FABULOUS QUEEN HAS RETURNED!

:banana:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

And sorry to hear about your car.

But

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Eve on June 19, 2013, 04:11:18 AM
Don't forget the affluent hippies, Twid!

If only my car had been parked in Brookline. It would have been towed because they don't allow overnight street parking, but it would have kept its wheels.

I thought the hippies were in LMNOtown, and the hipsters in Allston?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 19, 2013, 04:15:21 AM
And sorry to hear about your car.

But

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!

This too. We've missed ya, lass.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS