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ITT: SUU AND ROGER BALK AT YOUR OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS

Started by Suu, March 26, 2014, 11:48:23 PM

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Suu

March 26, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
I just had a sewing machine needle fly right for my FUCKING FACE. AGAIN. Fortunately, I was wearing safety glasses this time as I've been known to get a little hardcore. Ask Richter, I accidentally his crotch last workshop day. With Luna's machine.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#1
March 26, 2014, 11:49:56 PM
My chair could probably use more lumbar support.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

#2
March 26, 2014, 11:52:46 PM
It has adjustable lumbar support. I just feel like it could use more.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

#3
March 26, 2014, 11:54:12 PM
My lumbar doesn't reach it. This chair is made for people three times my girth.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Luna

#4
March 26, 2014, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 26, 2014, 11:54:12 PM
My lumbar doesn't reach it. This chair is made for people three times my girth.

EVERYTHING is made for people three times your girth.  If you stand sideways, you turn invisible. Unless you grin.  Then there's teeth...
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Eater of Clowns

#5
March 26, 2014, 11:56:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2014, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 26, 2014, 11:54:12 PM
My lumbar doesn't reach it. This chair is made for people three times my girth.

EVERYTHING is made for people three times your girth.  If you stand sideways, you turn invisible. Unless you grin.  Then there's teeth...

:mrgreen:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#6
March 26, 2014, 11:57:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 26, 2014, 11:56:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 26, 2014, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 26, 2014, 11:54:12 PM
My lumbar doesn't reach it. This chair is made for people three times my girth.

EVERYTHING is made for people three times your girth.  If you stand sideways, you turn invisible. Unless you grin.  Then there's teeth...

:mrgreen:

WORKPLACE SOLUTION: EAT MOAR DONUTS
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 27, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 26, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
I just had a sewing machine needle fly right for my FUCKING FACE. AGAIN. Fortunately, I was wearing safety glasses this time as I've been known to get a little hardcore. Ask Richter, I accidentally his crotch last workshop day. With Luna's machine.

I sat at home on the toilet all day.

Yeeeeah.

I think I win.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#8
March 27, 2014, 12:02:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 26, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
I just had a sewing machine needle fly right for my FUCKING FACE. AGAIN. Fortunately, I was wearing safety glasses this time as I've been known to get a little hardcore. Ask Richter, I accidentally his crotch last workshop day. With Luna's machine.

I sat at home on the toilet all day.

Yeeeeah.

I think I win.

Only until the toilet weighs in on its occupational hazards.   :evil:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
March 27, 2014, 12:03:56 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 27, 2014, 12:02:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2014, 12:00:45 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 26, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
I just had a sewing machine needle fly right for my FUCKING FACE. AGAIN. Fortunately, I was wearing safety glasses this time as I've been known to get a little hardcore. Ask Richter, I accidentally his crotch last workshop day. With Luna's machine.

I sat at home on the toilet all day.

Yeeeeah.

I think I win.

Only until the toilet weighs in on its occupational hazards.   :evil:

It knew the risks when it volunteered.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#10
March 27, 2014, 12:05:43 AM
Or the Tucson municipal water system.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
March 27, 2014, 12:07:49 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 27, 2014, 12:05:43 AM
Or the Tucson municipal water system.

The Tucson municipal what system?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#12
March 27, 2014, 12:16:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2014, 12:07:49 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 27, 2014, 12:05:43 AM
Or the Tucson municipal water system.

The Tucson municipal what system?   :lulz:

If you just saw the face I made.  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#13
March 27, 2014, 05:49:56 AM
As far as I'm aware, I'm the only serious occupational hazard at my workplace

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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#14
March 27, 2014, 06:08:09 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 27, 2014, 05:49:56 AM
As far as I'm aware, I'm the only serious occupational hazard at my workplace
Manager/super whomever, please stop insisting that we understand the excuse made to represent your appointment.  Simply, you lack the disposition.  Truly, Disgruntled Occupants
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