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Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

Vikings are much more dense. Their skeletons are made of iron, ffs, it all adds up

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Sita

So today is a teacher planning day and next week is spring break.
I'll have 10 days of hearing nothing but Minecraft, Brickforce or Roblox. And the constant asking from my son to join him in playing these games.

Oh and Everquest, since they just had an update that let even the free accounts start with a lvl 85 if they want. The boy is ecstatic about that since now he can group with us. Only problem is that he still has no clue how to play beyond hailing an NPC and hitting the attack key (for auto attack). At 85 there is a whole lot more to playing the character than that.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Eater of Clowns

I'm taking a lady out to this today:

http://www.bodyworldsboston.com/

I am excited for preserved anatomy, and for potential, and for this being my first attempt at dating since the breakup that totally fucked me up four months ago.   :)

Also, Roger, if you're looking to kill some time while you're in Boston - there's always this.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 14, 2014, 12:49:03 PM
I'm taking a lady out to this today:

http://www.bodyworldsboston.com/

I am excited for preserved anatomy, and for potential, and for this being my first attempt at dating since the breakup that totally fucked me up four months ago.   :)

Also, Roger, if you're looking to kill some time while you're in Boston - there's always this.

And this:

http://www.museumofbadart.org/
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 14, 2014, 11:14:54 AM
Why does it seem that you weigh less than I do in your pictures?

All of my excess weight is around my stomach/chest, and I tend to not wear too tight fitting clothes I guess.
It has to be said, that I am much leaner now than I was half a year ago, but I weigh more.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 14, 2014, 11:20:00 AM
Vikings are much more dense. Their skeletons are made of iron, ffs, it all adds up

And this of course.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

3 hours of horror, then onto the plane to Rhode Island.

With a stop in Atlanta.  I hope nobody gets their dandruff on the ground and they cancel all flights.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

The really important part of this, of course, is that I'm getting a harpoon at last.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2014, 02:17:10 PM
The really important part of this, of course, is that I'm getting a harpoon at last.

It's been ages since I did a good harpooning. I'm jealous.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Allfather Waffles on March 14, 2014, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2014, 02:17:10 PM
The really important part of this, of course, is that I'm getting a harpoon at last.

It's been ages since I did a good harpooning. I'm jealous.

Tucson has a severe harpoon shortage.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Faust on March 14, 2014, 02:18:51 PM
To moor onto a passing Tuscon as it majestically drifts by?

Sky whales.  And that fucking Goodyear Blimp.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Allfather Waffles on March 14, 2014, 01:24:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 14, 2014, 11:14:54 AM
Why does it seem that you weigh less than I do in your pictures?

All of my excess weight is around my stomach/chest, and I tend to not wear too tight fitting clothes I guess.
It has to be said, that I am much leaner now than I was half a year ago, but I weigh more.


Healthy muscle tissue fills, as a ballpark, about half the volume of fat for a given weight. Turning fat into muscle is not a biological possibility but the effect is analogous - if you start building healthy muscle tissue, while trimming down on fat, it's perfectly feasible to go from blimp to ripped and stay the same weight the whole time.

This is one of several key reasons weight loss programs (diets in popular parlance) are fucking retarded.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Boston/Providence spags:  Getting on the plane in a half hour.

Everyone else:  See ya around.  I may be on here and there, but not often and not for long.  See you on the 24th.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO