http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/fbi-classifies-juggalos-gang-201339557.html
:wtf:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mrgreen:
I'm waiting for the gang wars between the Juggalos and the Headbangers! Maybe the Headbangers will ally themselves with the Deadheads and the Juggalos will have to respond by forming an alliance with the Hippies! Not that the Hippies would be much help. Hell, a good batch of mushrooms and the Hippy gang might accidentally, or on purpose, attack the Juggalos. Or a tree.
Thought I was reading The Onion for a minute, there.
I'm tempted not to respond at all to such a retarded post, but I can't help but point out that you seem to be under the mistaken impression that "Deadheads" and "Hippies" are somehow separate entities.
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
I'm sure the FBI have more important things to do than following around Juggalos. Like inciting Islamic terrorists with undercover agents, or driving their covert surveillance vans around streets (with the "FBI Surveillance Van #2" wifi visible for the surrounding two blocks).
On second thought, the FBI probably don't have anything more important to do with their time.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:08:44 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :mrgreen:
I'm waiting for the gang wars between the Juggalos and the Headbangers! Maybe the Headbangers will ally themselves with the Deadheads and the Juggalos will have to respond by forming an alliance with the Hippies! Not that the Hippies would be much help. Hell, a good batch of mushrooms and the Hippy gang might accidentally, or on purpose, attack the Juggalos. Or a tree.
Thought I was reading The Onion for a minute, there.
Nah, I wouldn't want to get into a fight with a Juggalo for that reason. I'll point and laugh at them, but who am I to go and rough someone up because I don't like how they look or what they listen to. What am I, a jock?
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well.
Their may be a random hippie who gets into a proggy band like Opeth or Cynic or Dream Theater, but they're going to be pretty far and few between. The hippie culture and metal culture are pretty different from each other.
Also, metal and Dream Theater are pretty different from each other. :lulz:
Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
lol
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Your "missing the point entirely" is showing. The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers. Who's being pedantic again? Yeah.
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Your "missing the point entirely" is showing. The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers. Who's being pedantic again? Yeah.
YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Your "missing the point entirely" is showing. The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers. Who's being pedantic again? Yeah.
YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
:winner:
PLEASE, TRIX, TEACH ME HOW TO PROPERLY UNDERSTAND THE FUNNY.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 03, 2011, 11:55:32 AM
PLEASE, TRIX, TEACH ME HOW TO PROPERLY UNDERSTAND THE FUNNY.
You need to have my particular brand of brain damage.
Every now and then I wake up the next morning and realize I was a tool. I shake my head and bump ICP songs until the feeling goes away.
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Your "missing the point entirely" is showing. The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers. Who's being pedantic again? Yeah.
YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
You know, maybe it's just because the no sleep thing has started again, but I'm getting less and less tolerant of that sort of shit (not you, the random assholes who claim that my friends are actually just rabid fanboys who do anything I say, yada yada, like I'm Jim fucking Jones or some shit).
It's stopped even being amusing. It's flat out
boring.
but Roger, I had to WIN! And I had to do it in a way that convinces people (read: myself) that SHE is the one trying to win!
Because I like waking up the next morning, re-reading the thread, and feeling like a tool. It gives me a THRILL.
Quote from: trix on November 03, 2011, 02:29:14 PM
but Roger, I had to WIN! And I had to do it in a way that convinces people (read: myself) that SHE is the one trying to win!
Because I like waking up the next morning, re-reading the thread, and feeling like a tool. It gives me a THRILL.
That much has become painfully obvious.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2011, 02:23:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Your "missing the point entirely" is showing. The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers. Who's being pedantic again? Yeah.
YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
You know, maybe it's just because the no sleep thing has started again, but I'm getting less and less tolerant of that sort of shit (not you, the random assholes who claim that my friends are actually just rabid fanboys who do anything I say, yada yada, like I'm Jim fucking Jones or some shit).
It's stopped even being amusing. It's flat out boring.
I find it particularly distasteful because it seems like a deliberate attempt to dehumanize everyone involved. Like, oh, Roger can't have any actual friends because he's not a real person, so that means that all these people who are acting like his friends must really be brainwashed sycophants.
Just wow.
Quote from: Nigel on November 03, 2011, 08:30:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 03, 2011, 02:23:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 02, 2011, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 11:47:50 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 02, 2011, 11:14:02 PM
Quote from: trix on November 02, 2011, 10:35:34 PM
And Juggalos include many "modern hippies" as well. Headbangers include many hippies as well. Some headbangers listen to the 'Dead as well. Some Juggalos do too. Many Juggalos listen to Headbanger music. Blah blah blah.
Perhaps you should have gone with the temptation.
Your unfunny pedantry is showing. Perhaps you should try getting it caught in your zipper.
Your "missing the point entirely" is showing. The post was satire on the Juggalos being as much of a 'gang' as deadheads or headbangers. Who's being pedantic again? Yeah.
YES, IT IS TOTALLY EVERYONE ELSE AND NOT EVER YOU AT ALL. ALSO I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF ROGER'S FANS.
You know, maybe it's just because the no sleep thing has started again, but I'm getting less and less tolerant of that sort of shit (not you, the random assholes who claim that my friends are actually just rabid fanboys who do anything I say, yada yada, like I'm Jim fucking Jones or some shit).
It's stopped even being amusing. It's flat out boring.
I find it particularly distasteful because it seems like a deliberate attempt to dehumanize everyone involved. Like, oh, Roger can't have any actual friends because he's not a real person, so that means that all these people who are acting like his friends must really be brainwashed sycophants.
Just wow.
It's a logical fallacy, no different than an ad hominem fallacy.
If nobody agrees with Joe, Joe is wrong.
If everyone agrees with Joe, it's because Joe is making them do it. Joe is wrong.
Who is even this trix douche anyway? Why is anyone responding to it? :?
With regard to the OP, I can believe it. My friend Torch tried to get a job at the local prison, but she got turned down because she's in a gang, which is evidenced because she has a Hatchet Man tattoo. They for real said that.
They might have said that to her because they didn't want to just say "HAHAHAHAHA...yeah, we don't hire Juggalos." :lulz:
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 03, 2011, 10:57:48 PM
Who is even this trix douche anyway? Why is anyone responding to it? :?
Apparently certain people cannot resist.
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 03, 2011, 10:57:48 PM
With regard to the OP, I can believe it. My friend Torch tried to get a job at the local prison, but she got turned down because she's in a gang, which is evidenced because she has a Hatchet Man tattoo. They for real said that.
:horrormirth:
That is surprising. I didn't think most people would take this seriously. Even federal employees not of the FBI.
I guess TFY,S is overrated.
Again, the fact that nobody wants to hire a Juggalo doesn't mean they're taking the FBI seriously. I'm guessing the FBI isn't even taking this seriously. I'm guessing someone in the FBI was convinced to do the rest of the world a favor and give them a legal excuse to tell Juggalos to fuck off without having to worry about some ridiculous discrimination lawsuit.
You know, if there's ever a day when a Juggalo could afford a lawyer.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 03, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
Again, the fact that nobody wants to hire a Juggalo doesn't mean they're taking the FBI seriously. I'm guessing the FBI isn't even taking this seriously. I'm guessing someone in the FBI was convinced to do the rest of the world a favor and give them a legal excuse to tell Juggalos to fuck off without having to worry about some ridiculous discrimination lawsuit.
You know, if there's ever a day when a Juggalo could afford a lawyer.
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 03, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
Again, the fact that nobody wants to hire a Juggalo doesn't mean they're taking the FBI seriously. I'm guessing the FBI isn't even taking this seriously. I'm guessing someone in the FBI was convinced to do the rest of the world a favor and give them a legal excuse to tell Juggalos to fuck off without having to worry about some ridiculous discrimination lawsuit.
You know, if there's ever a day when a Juggalo could afford a lawyer.
That-Or could be too that someone at the FBI had to come up with an 'assignment' or lose the raise they were up for.
Because-fucking-Really, are these people actually causing harm or whatnot to anyone?
* rolls eyes*
Why would the FBI really need to waste their time on shit like this?
arrrggghhh.
-maph
doesn't get it, yet again.
To be perfectly fair, in my area there have been problems with Juggalo-themed gangs. Minor problems, mind you, that certainly wouldn't warrant FBI attention, but still...
I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.
Yes, but the problem with Juggalos realizing anything at all is that they're IDIOTS.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.
:lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 02:43:51 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.
Yes, but the problem with Juggalos realizing anything at all is that they're IDIOTS.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.
:lulz:
You speak truth here.
Part of the problem is that at some point, Juggalo became popular enough to convert a million hipsters. Not that there weren't a fuckton of retarded Juggalos before that, but at least they had less mainstream exposure, and the ratio of intelligent-to-retarded was a little better.
It's a tiny bit similar to some of the silly dumbasses who run around fnording everything up and spouting forced-random BS in the name of Discordia. I wont tell them they aren't Discordian, but, some people seem to think the PD just meant to be silly for the sake of silly and try to stick a fnord everywhere.
Of course, one rather important difference is in order to even get that far into Discordia, you have to read a book. At least the one. Juggalos don't have that problem. And since reading a book, to too many hipsters and clique-lovers, is
boring, you have the kind of Juggalos that draw the spotlight these days. It's gotten so bad I see a lot of older Juggalos that have a functioning brain choosing not to claim kinship or identify with the current hipster ones. It wasn't originally a stereotype. It did not, originally, mean to wear tons of ICP gear everywhere and paint your face all the time. Hell, most of the intelligent Juggalos I know own few, if any, ICP branded clothing or items. But those guys aren't the ones out there grabbing media attention. Those guys aren't what "Juggalo" has come to mean anymore.
Gah, off on a tangent. In the end though, anyone that identifies with a label strongly enough to actually emulate the stereotype and let it change their behavior, is probably going to end up making themselves, and the group they identify with, look stupid. See: stoners.
- trix
Quote from: trix on November 04, 2011, 07:12:27 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 01:39:17 AM
I mean, I fully support the right of Juggalos to look like idiots, say dumb catch phrases, and have awful taste in, well, everything, but...cats gotta realize that running around in clown makeup yelling "WHOOP WHOOP" is not likely to endear them to mainstream society and they should be prepared to deal with the consequences of their choices without whining about it.
:lulz:
You speak truth here.
Part of the problem is that at some point, Juggalo became popular enough to convert a million hipsters. Not that there weren't a fuckton of retarded Juggalos before that, but at least they had less mainstream exposure, and the ratio of intelligent-to-retarded was a little better.
It's a tiny bit similar to some of the silly dumbasses who run around fnording everything up and spouting forced-random BS in the name of Discordia. I wont tell them they aren't Discordian, but, some people seem to think the PD just meant to be silly for the sake of silly and try to stick a fnord everywhere.
Of course, one rather important difference is in order to even get that far into Discordia, you have to read a book. At least the one. Juggalos don't have that problem. And since reading a book, to too many hipsters and clique-lovers, is boring, you have the kind of Juggalos that draw the spotlight these days. It's gotten so bad I see a lot of older Juggalos that have a functioning brain choosing not to claim kinship or identify with the current hipster ones. It wasn't originally a stereotype. It did not, originally, mean to wear tons of ICP gear everywhere and paint your face all the time. Hell, most of the intelligent Juggalos I know own few, if any, ICP branded clothing or items. But those guys aren't the ones out there grabbing media attention. Those guys aren't what "Juggalo" has come to mean anymore.
Gah, off on a tangent. In the end though, anyone that identifies with a label strongly enough to actually emulate the stereotype and let it change their behavior, is probably going to end up making themselves, and the group they identify with, look stupid. See: stoners.
- trix
Quote from: The TGRR Translation DeviceBeing a Juggalo was cool until it became all mainstream.
:lulz:
I suppose the first couple sentences could be simplified as such.
Except Juggalo was never cool. Not then, not now.
Dude, even hipsters aren't lame enough to be Juggalos.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on November 04, 2011, 11:53:22 PM
Dude, even hipsters aren't lame enough to be Juggalos.
Did a Juggalo steal your milk and/or cookies?
...Do you want to talk about it?
Hahahaha no fucking way hipsters became juggalos, unless you redefine "hipsters" as "uneducated suburban trash". Hipsters and juggalos are at different ends of the spectrum.
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Quote from: Brian Fnord on November 12, 2011, 03:57:20 AM
Fucking Wiretaps, how do they work?
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Fucking Wiretaps, how do they work?
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Quote from: Brian Fnord on November 12, 2011, 03:57:20 AM
Fucking Wiretaps, how do they work?
:|
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So I have decided to infiltrate and sterilize these Juggalos. I consider this a public service. From now on, I will be known as "Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C". The correct abbreviation for you lazy folks is "Phox".