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Yes.

If you want to interview me, go ahead, but don't expect madgyieeiyqckhe.

Well, it's not "proper" grammar, and the guy did say he was a writer.

I think the AP style book is starting to cut it some slack, but still, it's not really something you want to mess around with.

If I recall, I think I wrote the original BIP essay.  But it was more or less the "BIP moment", where everyone pretty much had the same kind of idea at the same time.

At the risk of sounding pretentious, Here are the people who I think spoke about it first:

Me
LHX
Cain
ECH
Triple Zero
RWHN


I know there are more, but I can't recall.

Definately teh j00s.


LMNO
-j00 lover.

And tentacles.

[draw]

Oh, ok then.

,ÄúSon, ya,Äôll look justa,Äôbout have,Äôn had ta,Äô watched yer dog die.,Äù The long and shallow accentuations of her southern draw does little more than remind me of the depths to which I have been banished.

They have lived their entire life busting ass for tips they only get if their customer leaves les pissed off and callow than as they came.

,ÄúI,Äôm suffering from a pore perspective on one big fucking moral dilemma.,Äù

Maybe he should throw the sex and violence back in, to distract us from this sort of stuff.

Apparently, he smears key lime pie on a mattress made of straw.

And ends sentences with dangling prepositions.

I know, I know, 50 post suggestion.


But still.


Oh, hell, I can't help it.

The waitress approaches and serves up yet another cup of steaming hot toxic waist.

Oh, man.

I dine with my last twenty dollars on some of the worst key lime pie I have ever had the privilege to tantalize my pallet with.

Ye Gawds.

[I was a writer]

I think I mentioned in my introduction that I was a writer,Ķ her his a sample that involves no gore,Ķ I,Äôm working up to the good stuff

Enjoy
I imagine that if you truly summed up life as a rode

I stopped reading right there.


Bolded to point out why.

AK, if you're going to disagree with Evolution, I'm sure you've read the original Darwin, plus the hundred or so years of commentary and clarification of his work, right?


Right?

You need to use this key more:




Other than that, I can't tell if you're an asshole idiot or not.


Yet.

Keep posting, and I'm sure we'll figure it out.

All things are true in some sense, false in some sense, etc etc ad nauseum.

Plus, Syn already paid for the wiki page, so...

Are you trying to say, "So, you're in a BIP.  Now what?"


First, this is obviously not a stand-alone piece.  A person needs to understand what the BIP is before reading it.

Second, you don't relate any of your advice to anything else we've been talking about.

Third, your advice is vague and New-Age-y.  Get specific.  Get concrete.  "Don't be a douchebag" is also pretty poor advice, because someone, somewhere, will always think you're being a douchebag.  Plus, I want Fundamental Conservative Christians to think I'm a douchebag.  It lets me know I'm living the right way.

There's a Fourth and Fifth, but they're secrets.