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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, February 08, 2009, 07:46:52 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

February 08, 2009, 07:46:52 AM
I just found this story my oldest daughter wrote a few years ago. Forgive the moment of parental twee... I just think it's cute and I wanted to share it, small-child spelling and all.

Once upon a time there was a talking tree. He live'de in a apple orcherd. There was a casle neer by. What live'd in  the casle was a Knight, a King, a Queen, a Prince, and a Princess. The Princess was: Kind, generous, and helpfull. The King was: Mean, nahgity, and lazy. The Queen was: Loveingley, creatful, and nice. The Princess visitd the tree evry day. The tree had a rocking chair as big as a bed. He gave the Princess jewl's, and makeup. One Day the tree said to the Pricess: run away, run away! The King is going to chop the Orcherd down! I don't want to loose you! Cried th Princess! Run, run! said the tree. She came back the next day, the apple tree's were still there!

The End!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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February 18, 2009, 04:45:10 PM
heheeh that's a pretty awesome story.

Also, a tree with a sense of humor  :lulz:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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