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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => GASM Command => Topic started by: Placid Dingo on February 14, 2011, 07:05:57 AM

Title: OK.Eris
Post by: Placid Dingo on February 14, 2011, 07:05:57 AM
Quote from: Dustin Conner (Discordian Society Facebook)In response to the emergence of christian dating sites, I propose that someone should create a Discordian/SubGenius/Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Etc. dating site.

Possible? Worth doing?

Though I have to say, I'm not sure about lumping the Satanists in. Disco's technically neopagan so Pagans make sense, but again, both they and Wiccans are catered for rather well.

Anyway, idea jamming time.
Title: Re: OK.Eris
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 14, 2011, 08:19:32 AM
We place quotas on peoples profiles so they are more in line with statistics(Dating sites have an insanely disproportionate number of blonds, and an unusually low average weight for women. While men on dating sites appear to be much taller and collect much higher paychecks than the national average.) "Sorry sir but we dont believe you are 6 foot 6"

Another thing you could do is force people to upload scans of their drivers licenses(with important info blacked out). That way lying would be impossible. Plus, the drivers license would let you know what the person looked like on an average day and not when they put on a shit ton of makeup  and take pictures from insane angles.
Title: Re: OK.Eris
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2011, 02:01:00 PM
There are already Pagan based dating sites.  There is not enough bleach in the world for the horrors I have witnessed.

Besides, dating sites universally suck, except for trolling purposes. 
Title: Re: OK.Eris
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2011, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on February 14, 2011, 07:05:57 AM
Quote from: Dustin Conner (Discordian Society Facebook)In response to the emergence of christian dating sites, I propose that someone should create a Discordian/SubGenius/Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Etc. dating site.

Possible? Worth doing?

what would make it worth doing?

making money? - it won't make money
getting laid? - no comment
creating community? - maybe, but ugh!



QuoteDisco's technically neopagan

disagree! I am not a neopagan.
Title: Re: OK.Eris
Post by: AFK on February 14, 2011, 02:42:02 PM
No, but the Bee Gee's are. 
Title: Re: OK.Eris
Post by: Placid Dingo on February 15, 2011, 06:15:05 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 14, 2011, 02:16:39 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on February 14, 2011, 07:05:57 AM
Quote from: Dustin Conner (Discordian Society Facebook)In response to the emergence of christian dating sites, I propose that someone should create a Discordian/SubGenius/Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Etc. dating site.

Possible? Worth doing?

what would make it worth doing?

making money? - it won't make money
getting laid? - no comment
creating community? - maybe, but ugh!



QuoteDisco's technically neopagan

disagree! I am not a neopagan.

I misspoke. I meant that under some definitions of neopagan, discordia fits into that classification.

I actually like ok Cupid for a lot of reasons, one of which is it can be used for many purposes. A disco based one would be used to find people not just for friends or partners but for gasms, projects etc. That's where it went in my head anyway.