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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Quote from: Juana Go? on February 15, 2013, 07:14:29 PM
This thread makes me weep for humanity.

:cry:

Also how are these people ALIVE in Arizona? It can't be all the Ronald Reagan posters in their homes is it?

Freeky

Quote from: /b/earman on February 15, 2013, 09:03:10 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 15, 2013, 07:14:29 PM
This thread makes me weep for humanity.

:cry:

Also how are these people ALIVE in Arizona? It can't be all the Ronald Reagan posters in their homes is it?

I have yet to see anyone actually have a poster of Ronald Reagan in their homes. 

I know a guy who constantly talks about how the current government is engaging in eugenics, though.  :(  Poor guy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: /b/earman on February 15, 2013, 09:03:10 PM
Quote from: Juana Go? on February 15, 2013, 07:14:29 PM
This thread makes me weep for humanity.

:cry:

Also how are these people ALIVE in Arizona? It can't be all the Ronald Reagan posters in their homes is it?

We aren't.  This is the afterlife.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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insideout

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 16, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
I have yet to see anyone actually have a poster of Ronald Reagan in their homes. 
Well, then, here's one for ya:
My parents had a pic of GW Bush (Bush Jr.) on their mantle before they died.

The kids - me and my brother and sisters - were all off to the side, but GW was in the place of honor at the center of the mantle.

Not quite apropos to the topic, since they lived in SW Oregon, but still

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: insideout on February 26, 2013, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 16, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
I have yet to see anyone actually have a poster of Ronald Reagan in their homes. 
Well, then, here's one for ya:
My parents had a pic of GW Bush (Bush Jr.) on their mantle before they died.

The kids - me and my brother and sisters - were all off to the side, but GW was in the place of honor at the center of the mantle.

Not quite apropos to the topic, since they lived in SW Oregon, but still

Of course it's relevant.  Universal Tucson.  I can link you to the definition if you like.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: insideout on February 26, 2013, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 16, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
I have yet to see anyone actually have a poster of Ronald Reagan in their homes. 
Well, then, here's one for ya:
My parents had a pic of GW Bush (Bush Jr.) on their mantle before they died.

The kids - me and my brother and sisters - were all off to the side, but GW was in the place of honor at the center of the mantle.

So messed up.  :horrormirth:

insideout

#1013
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 26, 2013, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: insideout on February 26, 2013, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 16, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
I have yet to see anyone actually have a poster of Ronald Reagan in their homes. 
Well, then, here's one for ya:
My parents had a pic of GW Bush (Bush Jr.) on their mantle before they died.

The kids - me and my brother and sisters - were all off to the side, but GW was in the place of honor at the center of the mantle.

Not quite apropos to the topic, since they lived in SW Oregon, but still

Of course it's relevant.  Universal Tucson.  I can link you to the definition if you like.
Fair enough.
Yeah, the street I grew up on was this weird cross-section of aging hippies and arch-conservatives and biker gang members and truckers and survivalists.  What they all had in common is an explicit distrust of the government.  Even my arch-conservative parents with the Pic of GW in the place of honor on their mantle. 

It wasn't as dry and arid as you describe in Tucson, but it was similar in other ways.  I learned at a very early age how to deal with rattle snakes and scorpions, and I'm talking about both the wild kind and the human kind.  Not as much heroin and meth and things like that, but maybe 90-95 percent of the populace used marijuana like other places use tobacco.  But it's changed a lot, and the house right across the fence from the house i grew up in is a meth lab today.

and just south  of Roseburg about 60 miles is a town (Grants Pass) where half the town goes around on a regular basis wearing tin foil hats.  That is not a metaphor, by the way.  It's not uncommon in Grants Pass to see a businessman in his suit at a restaurant at lunchtime wearing his tinfoil hat.

must be some kinda weird connection between that part of the state and Tucson.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: insideout on February 26, 2013, 08:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 26, 2013, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: insideout on February 26, 2013, 07:46:21 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on February 16, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
I have yet to see anyone actually have a poster of Ronald Reagan in their homes. 
Well, then, here's one for ya:
My parents had a pic of GW Bush (Bush Jr.) on their mantle before they died.

The kids - me and my brother and sisters - were all off to the side, but GW was in the place of honor at the center of the mantle.

Not quite apropos to the topic, since they lived in SW Oregon, but still

Of course it's relevant.  Universal Tucson.  I can link you to the definition if you like.
Fair enough.
Yeah, the street I grew up on was this weird cross-section of aging hippies and arch-conservatives and biker gang members and truckers and survivalists.  What they all had in common is an explicit distrust of the government.  Even my arch-conservative parents with the Pic of GW in the place of honor on their mantle. 

It wasn't as dry and arid as you describe in Tucson, but it was similar in other ways.  I learned at a very early age how to deal with rattle snakes and scorpions, and I'm talking about both the wild kind and the human kind.  Not as much heroin and meth and things like that, but maybe 90-95 percent of the populace used marijuana like other places use tobacco.  But it's changed a lot, and the house right across the fence from the house i grew up in is a meth lab today.

and just south  of Roseburg about 60 miles is a town (Grants Pass) where half the town goes around on a regular basis wearing tin foil hats.  That is not a metaphor, by the way.  It's not uncommon in Grants Pass to see a businessman in his suit at a restaurant at lunchtime wearing his tinfoil hat.

must be some kinda weird connection between that part of the state and Tucson.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

WHY???????  :horrormirth:
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insideout

in order to protect themselves from Mind Control Rays.

I can't find any links on it, but there was a religious cult on the outskirts of Grants Pass when I was growing up and encouraged all their members to wear tin-foil hats.  they took it very seriously, too.

It is also an extremely common place for UFO sightings.

There is a big huge caveman statue in the center of the town.  Grants Pass is near the oregon national caves, and back in the 20's there was a promotional type club that would dress in animal skins and carry around clubs and put women in cages and things like that, so they erected a huge statue to honor them in the center of the town.

and there there's the rainbow people.  They are wear dirty robes and never bathe and mostly subsist off of living out in the open in the national forests.  They eat a lot of shrooms, too.

And of course they stay well away from the survivalist compounds in the National forests up there that are set up and stocked for a major apocalypse any day now.

an interesting place.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: insideout on February 26, 2013, 08:52:17 PM
and there there's the rainbow people.  They are wear dirty robes and never bathe and mostly subsist off of living out in the open in the national forests.  They eat a lot of shrooms, too.

Oh, we know about the rainbow people.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

*skips* "WE'RE GOING TO THE GATHER-ING! WE'RE GOING TO THE GATHER-ING! CHOO CHOOOOOOO! ALL ABOARD! ARE YOU COMING WITH US? THE REVEREND LOVE IS GOING TO BE THERE AND THE HARE KRISHNAS AND WE ALL HUG EACH OTHER AND - "

:vom: :vom: :vom:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 26, 2013, 08:58:28 PM
*skips* "WE'RE GOING TO THE GATHER-ING! WE'RE GOING TO THE GATHER-ING! CHOO CHOOOOOOO! ALL ABOARD! ARE YOU COMING WITH US? THE REVEREND LOVE IS GOING TO BE THERE AND THE HARE KRISHNAS AND WE ALL HUG EACH OTHER AND - "

:vom: :vom: :vom:

AND AND AND HOW DARE YOU PARK THERE?  YES, THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK AND THERE IS NO RESERVED PARKING BUT WE'RE THE FUCKING RAINBOW PEOPLE!

YOU WILL NEVER MEDITATE IN THIS CITY AGAIN!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

are they the militant pacifist type?