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Started by Dimocritus, April 01, 2010, 03:07:14 PM

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LMNO

Well, good thing I'm from California, then.

Suu

Yeah, and I'm from New York.


...Why do we care then?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Because it's fun to shout over the intertubes.



"GO BACK TO CLEVELAND, CLEVELAND!"

Cramulus

STAAAATE
PRIIIIIIDE

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LMNO

WE ACT LIKE OUR MONEYBALL TEAM'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE OUR OWN!
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Suu

I had a startling revelation this week, and I'm afraid it's true.

RI has no state congress. It's just people who are related to the Kennedys in one chamber and people who WISH they were related to the Kennedys in the other.

RI also doesn't follow the typical 2 party system of Democrats and Republicans. You have to declare your party to either be Yankees Fan or Red Sox Fan.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

this flood is just God's retribution for you guys calling yourselves an island for the last couple of centuries.

"OH, THEY WANT AN ISLAND, DO THEY? HERE YOU GO, COCKMONGLERS."
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

But Rhode Island is an island.


...Providence Plantations isn't.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Dimo: Go to your roof with a pair of speakers and blast Surfin Bird until the water subsides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

Bonus points if you can find a boat and go skiing/waterboarding.

Dimocritus

Quote from: EoC on April 01, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Needs more looters.  Dimo, go loot that Macy's.  Is there a Dick's in that mall?  Get a raft.

Also I hope shit's not, y'know, too fucked up for you down there.

I was thinking about looting the mall, TBH with you, but there's HIMEOBS helicopters circling the place non-stop (funny, how the helicopters only keep an eye out on the mall).
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Jenne

Quote from: dimo on April 02, 2010, 03:59:44 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 01, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Needs more looters.  Dimo, go loot that Macy's.  Is there a Dick's in that mall?  Get a raft.

Also I hope shit's not, y'know, too fucked up for you down there.

I was thinking about looting the mall, TBH with you, but there's HIMEOBS helicopters circling the place non-stop (funny, how the helicopters only keep an eye out on the mall).

nah, I mean, now you know who keeps up on their insurance premiums...

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: dimo on April 01, 2010, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 01, 2010, 03:16:18 PM
I still need my offerings and my housekeys.

Cute.

FYI, I've been cursing you since Tuesday.

see you made it worse for yoursef, let this be a lesson!

Freeky

Hey Pix? I wouldn't, you know, mind if you made it rain down here this week. It's really hot.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Just spent 4 hours in 90 degrees, inside abodes and out-of-doors.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Heh, I'll try, but being in a good mood its kinda tricky.

AFK

So I guess this means I can't complain about all of the rain we had here in Maine.  Actually I think there was some flooding down in the southern tip, but it wasn't too bad in my neck of the woods.  Could've been worse.  Could've been snow.  That would've been a fuck ton of snow. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.