Hey YOU!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

It wouldn't work.  The terrain is all wrong, and you have no javelinas there.

Take 'em out to a strip mine. All that shale and crap coal is almost like sand and if we don't have javelinas, we have plenty of coyotes. That counts, right? You could end the hunt and go bear wrasslin' with real bears.

[Luna]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

Hey, I'm from NW PA...  I still have family there.

If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

Hey, I'm from NW PA...  I still have family there.

If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.

My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?

[Luna]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

Hey, I'm from NW PA...  I still have family there.

If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.

My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?

Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.

Meadville area, here.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

Hey, I'm from NW PA...  I still have family there.

If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.

My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?

Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.

Meadville area, here.

O.o Everyone in Clarion is related to everyone else. It's true for the whole county, unless you're a furriner. Luna, we could be cousins! :P Although with that Meadville blood my kin prolly won't take to yousin's.

[Luna]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

Hey, I'm from NW PA...  I still have family there.

If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.

My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?

Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.

Meadville area, here.

O.o Everyone in Clarion is related to everyone else. It's true for the whole county, unless you're a furriner. Luna, we could be cousins! :P Although with that Meadville blood my kin prolly won't take to yousin's. 

Distant, probably.  Likely far enough that we'd need family trees to figure out how many times removed.  Small world. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

If you use them for fertilizer, I think that would have a certain symmetry to it.

No, our soil is already fucked.  No sense making things worse.  No, I'm talking about the year-end culling.  It's quite a tradition, but I fear we may have over-hunted our local supply.  It's like The Hills Have Eyes, only it's the po'buckers that take it in the neck.

Might I suggest going on safari in NW PA? It's quite scenic and there's no end of fair game.

Hey, I'm from NW PA...  I still have family there.

If you're gonna safari there, y'all let me know when so I can tell 'em to take cover.

My folk hail from Clarion-ish. Where're yours?

Shit, I have distant (we're talking don't even exchange Christmas cards distant) family in Clarion.

Meadville area, here.

O.o Everyone in Clarion is related to everyone else. It's true for the whole county, unless you're a furriner. Luna, we could be cousins! :P Although with that Meadville blood my kin prolly won't take to yousin's. 

Distant, probably.  Likely far enough that we'd need family trees to figure out how many times removed.  Small world. 

Man, I don't even know my family tree worth a good gosh darn. I don't even know my dad's parents' names beyond that she was a Beichtner before she married. Dad wouldn't ever talk about it. I don't think I can list all of his brothers and sisters, either. Just the ones that were around our immediate area.

I know my mom's relatives back three generations and all their kids and who they married and all that shit. But my dad's side has always been a little inbred, I think. I used to joke that the only way I know my parents aren't related is that Mom is from Ohio, originally.