I am Discordia! ! !
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on August 07, 2015, 02:46:29 AM
I am Discordia! ! !
For some reason, I thought you'd be more interesting.
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on August 07, 2015, 02:46:29 AM
I am Discordia! ! !
Oh my. That's so sad. Horrible.
You have my deepest sympathies. No one should be subject to that.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Eris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Cabbages dropping hot sticky Knowledge on disgusting The Machine™. People say to me that a person being a Eris is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Golden apples, 30 mm Chao-te-Chings and AMG-114 Principia discordias on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Discordia" and respect my right to Educate from below and unspag needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Erisphobe and need to check your chaos privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
Starting to think that crazy fuckers are boring. If you've seen one pretentious delusional complex you've seen em all. Mostly because this is the best some imaginations can do.
I'd say unleash the nessies... but there's no telling how that will interact with the pogs.
Here's a fun music video to fill the dead air.
NSFW for all the right reasons (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
Starting to think that crazy fuckers are boring. If you've seen one pretentious delusional complex you've seen em all. Mostly because this is the best some imaginations can do.
I'd say unleash the nessies... but there's no telling how that will interact with the pogs.
Here's a fun music video to fill the dead air.
NSFW for all the right reasons (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c)
I'm not even a furry and that video was oddly arousing.
Quote from: Meunster on August 07, 2015, 06:59:37 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
Starting to think that crazy fuckers are boring. If you've seen one pretentious delusional complex you've seen em all. Mostly because this is the best some imaginations can do.
I'd say unleash the nessies... but there's no telling how that will interact with the pogs.
Here's a fun music video to fill the dead air.
NSFW for all the right reasons (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c)
I'm not even a furry and that video was oddly arousing.
You ruin things... all the things. :|
Quote from: Meunster on August 07, 2015, 05:13:22 AM
I sexually Identify as an Attack Eris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Cabbages dropping hot sticky Knowledge on disgusting The Machine™. People say to me that a person being a Eris is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Golden apples, 30 mm Chao-te-Chings and AMG-114 Principia discordias on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Discordia" and respect my right to Educate from below and unspag needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Erisphobe and need to check your chaos privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 07:06:20 AM
Quote from: Meunster on August 07, 2015, 06:59:37 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
Starting to think that crazy fuckers are boring. If you've seen one pretentious delusional complex you've seen em all. Mostly because this is the best some imaginations can do.
I'd say unleash the nessies... but there's no telling how that will interact with the pogs.
Here's a fun music video to fill the dead air.
NSFW for all the right reasons (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c)
I'm not even a furry and that video was oddly arousing.
You ruin things... all the things. :|
In all seriousness. pause the video at 1:17 check out that ass.
Quote from: Meunster on August 07, 2015, 05:13:22 AM
I sexually Identify as an Attack Eris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Cabbages dropping hot sticky Knowledge on disgusting The Machine™. People say to me that a person being a Eris is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Golden apples, 30 mm Chao-te-Chings and AMG-114 Principia discordias on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Discordia" and respect my right to Educate from below and unspag needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Erisphobe and need to check your chaos privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That is fucking brilliant! I want it tattooed on your ass, for posterity.
Quote from: MMIX on August 07, 2015, 10:35:06 AM
Quote from: Meunster on August 07, 2015, 05:13:22 AM
I sexually Identify as an Attack Eris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Cabbages dropping hot sticky Knowledge on disgusting The Machine™. People say to me that a person being a Eris is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Golden apples, 30 mm Chao-te-Chings and AMG-114 Principia discordias on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Discordia" and respect my right to Educate from below and unspag needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Erisphobe and need to check your chaos privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That is fucking brilliant! I want it tattooed on your ass, for posterity.
you mean. . . posteriority?
Quote from: rong on August 07, 2015, 10:46:51 AM
Quote from: MMIX on August 07, 2015, 10:35:06 AM
Quote from: Meunster on August 07, 2015, 05:13:22 AM
I sexually Identify as an Attack Eris. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Cabbages dropping hot sticky Knowledge on disgusting The Machine™. People say to me that a person being a Eris is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Golden apples, 30 mm Chao-te-Chings and AMG-114 Principia discordias on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Discordia" and respect my right to Educate from below and unspag needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Erisphobe and need to check your chaos privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That is fucking brilliant! I want it tattooed on your ass, for posterity.
you mean. . . posteriority?
damn, I thought I had spelled it wrong
"Master Yoda senses fear and anger in the young Anakin, and the Council refuses Qui-Gon's request. Qui-Gon then vows that he himself will train Anakin when Obi-Wan becomes a Jedi Knight." Would you like a clone army with that T? www.alchemy.ws (http://www.alchemy.ws)
Oy vey.
If at first you don't succeed dig a deeper hole.
Law of averages says that eventually it'll work for someone
SO HOW DO YOU TELL THAT they are not ANTI DISCORDIAN, THE PRINCIPIAN PROPHECY ONE OF THE Prophecy that. brings the curse of greyface
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on September 07, 2015, 11:43:48 AM
SO HOW DO YOU TELL THAT they are not ANTI DISCORDIAN, THE PRINCIPIAN PROPHECY ONE OF THE Prophecy that. brings the curse of greyface
We don't. We're just winging this.
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on September 07, 2015, 11:43:48 AM
SO HOW DO YOU TELL THAT they are not ANTI DISCORDIAN, THE PRINCIPIAN PROPHECY ONE OF THE Prophecy that. brings the curse of greyface
Wait, aren't we the anti discordian forum?
Well, we certainly are THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET.
We're actually about disco.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU)
"I Fucking Hate You"
For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Quote from: LMNO on September 08, 2015, 12:57:31 PM
Well, we certainly are THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET.
Clearly you're ability to copypasta lyrics and link to YouTube is proof of your self proclaimed divinity. :roll:
See if I had to pick a Godsmack song to characterize my own delusional complex about Eris it would be this.
But that would be profoundly douchey, and now that I've seen the vid for this song I might never sing it karaoke again WHATTHEFUCKGODSMACKIHOPETHELOASGIVEYOUTESTICLECANCER!!! (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSUQxGjZZ4)
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on September 20, 2015, 11:19:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2015, 03:32:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 07, 2015, 03:10:04 AM
Spags dropping in out of the blue claiming to be the goddess of strife, woe, and argument is the new normal...
Oh wait that's common as dirt. Never mind, it's just boring. :kingmeh:
Back in the day, the big thing for noobs was to claim to be Malaclypse III or Norton II.
It was boring then, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU)
"I Fucking Hate You"
For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
If you're going to be edgy and hateful atleast have some tastes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DN4wusyKBRM
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/chaoszebra/temporary_zpsgxgzy31g.jpg) (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/chaoszebra/media/temporary_zpsgxgzy31g.jpg.html)
Would You like a Free Hot Dog? An Apple? Disney?
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 04, 2015, 03:56:58 PM
The Force is strong with The Universe( YOU ) but The Fnord is stronger with The Universe( YOU ) The Tipping Point, The Balance, Value G (http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag64/chaoszebra/temporary.jpg_zpsdtwgdsci.png) (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/chaoszebra/media/temporary.jpg_zpsdtwgdsci.png.html)
Would You like a Free Hot Dog? An Apple? Disney?
Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services gives The Honorable Roger more stuff To do our Occult Secretary here at The www.PrincipiaDiscordia.com forums.
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.
Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.
Hoo boy. ANOTHER one.
Time to start digging, I guess.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote
Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.
Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.
Hoo boy. ANOTHER one.
This happens a lot!? :?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
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Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.
Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.
Hoo boy. ANOTHER one.
This happens a lot!? :?
I am a kook magnet. Seriously.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote
Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.
Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.
Hoo boy. ANOTHER one.
This happens a lot!? :?
Roger is a windmill.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote
Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.
Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.
Hoo boy. ANOTHER one.
ALWAYS. You are their King.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 06, 2015, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on October 05, 2015, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2015, 06:59:10 PM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on October 05, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Quote
Sorry, I'm not looking to join anymore cults at this current time.
Discordian Lodge contests for Public and Community services all this PrivaTe server Production stuff is bad publicity. Our Lodge treasurer can get more fundraiser money in, more people will pay their dues on time, we will have more money for community services, and our Lodge Secretary Roger The Reverend Doctor Howl our Lodge Secretary will have more Work To do.
Thank you The Honorable Arizona Lodge Secretary Dok.
Hoo boy. ANOTHER one.
This happens a lot!? :?
Roger is a windmill.
*tilts his fedora in Roger's direction*
Fnord you Harder then The Philosophers Stone.
Can of Fish.
Aliester Crowley wrote in one of his books, The Fish, Do not think.
You are Aliester Crowley Fish.
Fish are Food.
Between Lions and Lambs.
You are Nieve, Mortal Slave.
From whence you came.
You came from above.
Can fish?
Can dog food?
Can vegetables?
Canned fish
Canned dog food
Canned vegetables
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on September 20, 2015, 11:19:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU)
"I Fucking Hate You"
For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Was that all in my living room? Because that's step one.
Quote from: Epimetheus on October 18, 2015, 03:38:56 AM
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
:lulz: makes me laugh every time
No Democrats.
No Hippies.
No furries.
No illiterate niggers.
Just The words of The Good Reverend Roger and Hard Mordor Sauron Solomon Dark Dark Dark Dark Dark DARKER Black Dark Hard Hard Sophia Sophia Hydrogen Dracula Hard Hard Harder Zebra Hoof Forged in The Deepest Mine of Mordor killing you for Rogers Words our Demi Ragnorak fish Guts Slit You Fish Blood Veins if ad hands to hold Orc Weapon but only Hooves hard hard Harder Harderest Sophic Hydrolith.
You're adorable.
I dunno, Hoopla. I think they may be 2edgy4me.
The fuck is this shit?
See? It's clearly even 2edgy4Meunster.
It lacks subtlety, and it just makes him get laughed at.
You have to craft inflammatory things, not just throw your keyboard down stairs. Also, he forgot
No degenerates.
I dunno, I find edgy adorable. I just wanna rub its tummy.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 07, 2015, 05:26:36 PM
I dunno, I find edgy adorable. I just wanna rub its tummy.
Careful, it'll lose control of its bladder.
I kind of got an interesting mental picture from Zebra's last thing, someone going to a con in a cosplay of an Orc with hoof ad hands weilding an orcish greatsword from Skyrim and quoting some of Roger's rantings. Ad hands: The NEW future of advertisement!
After reading this thread, all I can say is that, even after all these years, I'm still flat - out AMAZED that people actually listen to Godsmack. I mean, they sound like what would happen if Alice In Chains and Pantera had a butt - baby that came out retarded.
you am adorable
GLORIOUS LEADER HAS RETURNED?!