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Jiminy Jellikins! 2 year old heavy smoker

Started by NotPublished, May 26, 2010, 10:59:59 PM

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http://www.news.com.au/two-year-old-worlds-youngest-smoker/story-0-1225740954765

Oh for christ sake!

The dad gave him a puff of smoke at the age of 18 months, now he smokes 40 cigarettes a day at the age of 2. He's over weight, and yeah .. all the expected problems! The poor kid!

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Now he's a pack-a-day man. Pack-a-day toddler. And he won't give up, screaming and throwing himself on the floor if he's refused a durry.

Fucks sake, who gave the father (Who I will refer to as douche from now on) the permission to reproduce! The douche won't stop the kid from smoking.

Ah, I'm probably being a bit harsh with the douche, it is common knowledge out here that smoking = bad, but is it the same in China? Do they push anti-smoking caimpaigns?
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That's just fucking weird. WEIRD.

How the hell would smoking help hernia pain, anyway? Makes no sense.
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I'd like to say, "fucking PRC..." thing when confronted with the weird news that comes out of there. But alas, I'm surprised that this bit is the People's Republic and not the US.

I wonder how they'll deal with the father.
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http://www.hellknawl.com/?p=194 ~ Thats it there.

I tried looking it up on youtube but I got this video instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjKHislrfYs

... all I could do is wtf. :lulz:
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