The flower

[bds]

Jesus H Christ! I expect this kinda shit in my email box from people on facebook I hate, with a cutesy little "Forward this to 5 people you love and an angel will fart fairy magical dust on you" - message tagged on the end.


My advice - burn the fucking flower before it's too late

Meh. Watch out for that fairy fart.

[Urraco]

Feed it with blood?

This. No need for fancy chemicals when a human sacrifice is easier and more affordable.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like flowers.

Nothing wrong with a little sunshine and optimism once in a while, either. I did the whole jaded, bitter, and apocalypse-heralding thing in the 90's, but like most of the other pretentious gen-Xers I grew up and got over it.

Sometimes, a fucking flower is real nice.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I like flowers.

Nothing wrong with a little sunshine and optimism once in a while, either. I did the whole jaded, bitter, and apocalypse-heralding thing in the 90's, but like most of the other pretentious gen-Xers I grew up and got over it.

Sometimes, a fucking flower is real nice.

So nice you have to "rant" about it in "or kill me" ? 

[Urraco]

I like flowers.

Nothing wrong with a little sunshine and optimism once in a while, either. I did the whole jaded, bitter, and apocalypse-heralding thing in the 90's, but like most of the other pretentious gen-Xers I grew up and got over it.

Sometimes, a fucking flower is real nice.

So nice you have to "rant" about it in "or kill me" ? 

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! 

[bds]

I like flowers.

Nothing wrong with a little sunshine and optimism once in a while, either. I did the whole jaded, bitter, and apocalypse-heralding thing in the 90's, but like most of the other pretentious gen-Xers I grew up and got over it.

Sometimes, a fucking flower is real nice.

So nice you have to "rant" about it in "or kill me" ? 

Oh, sorry.
Next time I'll submit my "rants" for fucking approval from you, yeah?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I like flowers.

Nothing wrong with a little sunshine and optimism once in a while, either. I did the whole jaded, bitter, and apocalypse-heralding thing in the 90's, but like most of the other pretentious gen-Xers I grew up and got over it.

Sometimes, a fucking flower is real nice.

So nice you have to "rant" about it in "or kill me" ? 

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! 

I'm going to set fire to some daffodils.

You've forced my hand 

[Urraco]

I like flowers.

Nothing wrong with a little sunshine and optimism once in a while, either. I did the whole jaded, bitter, and apocalypse-heralding thing in the 90's, but like most of the other pretentious gen-Xers I grew up and got over it.

Sometimes, a fucking flower is real nice.

So nice you have to "rant" about it in "or kill me" ? 

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! 

I'm going to set fire to some daffodils.

You've forced my hand 

You had the strength all along,
All you needed was an enemy.

You are ready.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Cultivating enemies is too much work. I use random targets instead.

[Aufenthatt]

Cultivate enemy flowers then mince them with huge anti-plant machines!
That'll keep the scum down where they belong.
Let them get cocky and one day you'll come home to one wearing your dressing gown, fucking your wife and smoking your cigar.
The little floral shit.

[Urraco]

The poinsettas are the ones you've gotta keep an eye on.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cultivating enemies is too much work. I use random targets instead.

I consider all humans to be my enemy.  It simplifies things.

[Urraco]

Cultivating enemies is too much work. I use random targets instead.

I consider all humans to be my enemy.  It simplifies things.

Statement reaks of fallacy.
You are an interesting breed of misanthrop. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cultivating enemies is too much work. I use random targets instead.

I consider all humans to be my enemy.  It simplifies things.

Statement reaks of fallacy.
You are an interesting breed of misanthrop. 

We Holy Men^TM don't worry about logical fallacies.  It's just that you ridiculous monkeys can't think on the same level.

Fucking hominids.

[Urraco]

Cultivating enemies is too much work. I use random targets instead.

I consider all humans to be my enemy.  It simplifies things.

Statement reaks of fallacy.
You are an interesting breed of misanthrop. 

We Holy Men^TM don't worry about logical fallacies.  It's just that you ridiculous monkeys can't think on the same level.

Fucking hominids.

Never said I mind logical fallacy, sir. Just love pointing it out.

Logic by itself is dull.

For instance, right now in my mind, water is liquified sky. I have lots of proofs.

Water is always the color of the sky. In the day it is blue. At night it is black. Dawn and Dusk it is Red and Orange. It's gotta be the same shit right?

Well, no. All those proofs are fallicious. Simultanity doesn't breed homogeny.

Monkey has a banana. Does TGRR have banana? NO! My banana. Get your own.