Hello, I am a Christian Discordian

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Secret mission.   I have infiltrated the highest level of government.  In a few months I will be in position to ask the President to pass the ketchup.

The Commander DIA

KICK HIM IN THE NADS!

IN THA NADS!

[The Commander]

Only after he gives me his report.

And some pommes frites.

Der Kommandant
DND

[Mourning Star]

President man's got nards?

[Bu🤠ns]

President man's got nards?

apparantly, just just posted at eb&g....course that pic is older than the internet
nsfw
http://images.ifun.ru/x/xtkvGjVes1.jpg

[Rev-Retail-Therapy]

Discordian Christian: A Christian, but with Discordian leanings, such as perhaps believing in Jesus/the crucifixion, etc, but also believing in the ideas of chaos, mindfucking, etc.

for the record, that's me that is

m$

[Cainad (dec.)]

This thread beats Jesus, in terms of resurrection.

[NWC]

This thread beats Jesus, in terms of resurrection.

in 5 days it will ascend to the right hand of...

well it will probably just descend to the bottom of this page

[Rev-Retail-Therapy]

by reminding me of the glorious resurection of my lord you have blessed my heart  

Christianity is about believing about whether Jesus does exist not whether He DID exist.

Call me weird, but the reason I am a Christian is I think it's true, and I try to fit in the reality I see around me with the New Testament.  If I ask real people for explanations when I get stuck I usually get a decent answer... if I ask the Church you often just just the same lines quoted back like yesterdays burgers in the work canteen

I am a discordian because i think people need to "think for themselves schmuck" and I think Christians especially need to learn that, but because I believe Christianity is real I dont think that will lead people away from it, permanently anyway.

But then - who the fuck am I ?

[NWC]

I like to refer to Illuminatus! when talking about the resurrection. Y'know, how Malaclypse the Elder pretended to be Jesus coming back from the dead and then ascended without taking any revenge so that people wouldn't get the wrong idea.

makes just as much sense as that bible stuff

[Cain]

I am a Christopagan.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I am a Christopagan.

[Jasper]

It's funny to imagine Jesus' reaction to that statement.

[Cainad (dec.)]

It's funny to imagine Jesus' reaction to that statement.

Like this:

[Reverend Loveshade]

Unfortunately, that's not true. But... is it possible? How would one's relationship with the authority of Jehova be as a Discordian? Would Jehova be somehow like the character who smashes the barstool at those pretensious bastards? I wonder... Maybe some of you are Christians? I'm a n00b....

There are Christian Discordians.  There's even a group called Discordians for Jesus.  Mind you it's very small and doesn't have much organization, but it's there at http://discordia.Uncle BadTouch.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/discordiajesus.html

[hooplala]

I still don't get what the point of that would be.