Man fails (lyrics horrible as hell)

[Reeducation]

(melody stolen from backstreet boys slow song)


Some bitches try to make me feel
So gay
Feelings and all that they say
So gay
I tried to be a better man
But I think I am a failure
At that
So when I cast a shadow
On your bedroom floor
You better start running
Away

I really tried
I really tried to
Be
Better
Now and forever
Before the shot
I take it off
I just take it off

Now they say I'm a monster
But I'm not
I need some love
Some love with a touch
And if that's too much to ask for
Then it seems that my actions are not
So bad
Yeah I think I'm not so bad
After all
I did not do it twice
To anyone of them

I really tried
I really tried to
Be
Better
Now and forever
Still I did it without

Now listen to me my love
I'll keep this short
I promise
When I was out there
I saw someone
No she was not your mom
I went to her
And in her
In a lovely bed
Then I went to see a man
Now I'm here

I really tried
I really tried to
Be
Better
Now and forever
I have AIDS

THE END

[LMNO]

What the fuck?


What's with the thinly veiled homophobia?

Also, it's been done better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sCORuqZQY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's not really veiled at all. It's pretty straight-up in-your-face homophobia. Not going to go over well around here... I guess you could call that a PD.com norm.

[LMNO]

If that's a norm, then I think it's FABULOUS!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Yea the song wasn't funny either!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Not the first offence

Just thinking, how do you feel about HIM?
Is HIM music for the gay? Not saying that gay is not okay, but you know there is this man singing to you that he loves you and wants to kill you because he loves you so much and, yeah, i find it kind of gay.

Anybody? Or does everybody just love HIM back?

... or even the second.

Go fuck yourself in the ass*, shithead! 



*with a man's dick

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

Homophobia is gay.

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/study-proves-homophobes-are-nothing-more-than-closet-homosexuals-what-do-you-think/question-140910/


Edit: Here's another one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard#Scandal_and_removal_from_job

[P3nT4gR4m]

SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I CROSS POST THIS TO EVERY THREAD ON THE BOARD INTERNET 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK then. I will explain something to you; your writing is terribly unclear. Your ability to convey a set of ideas is miserable. Keep trying.

[AFK]

Well, the HIM joke isn't even accurate.  HIM mostly appeals to teenage girls and the teenage boys who want to get into the pants of said teenage girls.  And both have horrible taste because HIM is an awful, awful band.  

[LMNO]

Not to mention, wouldn't that logic then have to apply to every male who has listened to any other male sing a love song?

Which would mean that any dudes that listen to Otis Redding or Led Zeppelin are total fags.

[LMNO]

What's your original language?

[LMNO]

I'll tell you what: Preface every attempt with:

"I'm trying this in English, again.  Bear with me, and feel free to make suggestions."

That will remind us that you're not trying to be a douche, and we'll help, if we can.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Also - stay away from obvious taboos (racism, sexism, homophobia, puns ... etc) until we get to know you a bit better. There's a reason an established poster can get away with calling another one "gay" (for example) and get away with it where a new member (or one who doesn't post much) would spark outrage. It's to do with knowing the person well enough to know it's a joke and, even then, misunderstandings happen from time to time.

[Cramulus]

p3nt: stop being a fag