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#1
So I felt inspired to whip this up in Bryce.  I like the way the coins turned out and I may do some more detailed close up renders of better coins when I get some time.  

#2
Or Kill Me / I love this month.
October 08, 2005, 12:25:03 AM
I love October because.....

Football is in full swing

Hockey is getting underway

The weather starts getting cold enough the homeless start their migration to warmer climates to panhandle

I get to answer the door on Halloween to find little children collecting for UNICEF which allows me to laugh and slam the door in their little socialist faces

The lawn no longer needs to be cut by the illeagal aliens I underpay

Parent-Teacher conferences begin. This allows me yet another opportunity to remind those hapless saps that "yes I know what my child is doing/saying to the other kids" and "no I don't think that such behaviour is socially unacceptable only ahead of its social timeframe"

hmmm...oh yeah its the time of year that I can liberally apply little darwin fish to all of the minivans who stream into the "church" that used a little eminent domain to build right next to my subdivision and level all the lovely trees I enjoyed when I built the house.





I guess its the little things that make life worth living. :D
#3
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
October 07, 2005, 05:48:45 PM
I meant the end would be unpleasant but the enjoyable aspects of freefall are certainly a case by case basis. :D
#4
Or Kill Me / Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.
October 07, 2005, 05:34:21 PM
This information only comes as a disappointment to those who were expecting something in the first place.  My only disappointment comes at the fact that I have yet to be contacted by the FBI to answer questions about any of you.

This is not a twelve step program to enlightenment it's a one step program off a tall cliff into the unknown.  You don't know how it will end but all indications are that it will be unpleasant after the first 10 feet or so. :twisted:
#5
Or Kill Me / Time to dismantle the Pedestals.
October 05, 2005, 10:04:41 PM
The only reason I thought you couldn't see them was when I moved from one state to another I asked for my doctor's record to ensure I wouldn't have any trouble when getting a new doctor.  The doctor's office in Missouri, where I was leaving, told me they had to send them directly to the new doctor.  This was in 1992.  I didn't think about asking for copies at the time.  I never had any trouble getting set up with the new doctor but ever since then I just ASSumed you couldn't see your own records.

Well I've learned something new today and can officially slack off now. :P
#6
Or Kill Me / Time to dismantle the Pedestals.
October 05, 2005, 07:45:19 PM
I especially like the fact that you are not allowed to see your own medical records here in the US.  :evil:
#7
Or Kill Me / Time to dismantle the Pedestals.
October 05, 2005, 06:03:54 PM
Quote from: AcogeWith a recipe like that I'm sure it would be even better to mix the ingedients conservatively.

Mixing conservatively makes it premeditated, my way you plead emotional distress and get consuling instead of cornholed.  Of course you could always opt for knee-capping as a form of "non-terminal punishment.  It's a free country, surprise yourself.
#8
Or Kill Me / Re: Rev Roger, Rant 7: Fatback Grosseros.
October 05, 2005, 06:00:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Problem is, the above description includes more and more Americans every year...so what they REALLY want to do is protect us from themselves...

Personally I think most of them are most interested in protecting themselves from us

There is a good reason why the founding fathers gave us the right to bear arms and it wasn't to hunt or form government ordained militias.  Funny how people who claim violence never solves anything always seem to be the first under the boot of those who think it does.

DC Bio Terror Sensor alert during march

That is something to ponder the next time you think it is a grand idea to all get together in one place known well in advance to protest something and try to make a statement
#9
Or Kill Me / Time to dismantle the Pedestals.
October 05, 2005, 05:26:42 PM
Malpractice Lawsuit?

Or if that fails remember that karma comes in many forms and some times requires a little encouragement.  I think the best medicine for someone with a god complex like this doctor is to be reintroduced to the cruel reality of apparent random violence.  

Recipe for Instant Karma:
1 Aluminum Baseball Bat
1 Ski Mask
1 Roll of Duck Tape
1 Pissed off Person
1 Deserving Mark
1 Late Night Encounter

Mix Liberally and Enjoy
#10
Or Kill Me / What we are...
October 01, 2005, 03:25:42 AM
Here is a snap of my jersey from like '95 or '96 when I was attending college for my engineering degree.



I was a member of a group that did lots of community service work like building houses with Habitat for Humanity, collecting and passing out toys at children's shelters at Christmas and whatnot.  They asked me what I wanted on my Jersey and viola.  I did get alot of questions about it but no one knew much about the word.  They all thought it was a Pinky and the Brain reference :roll:
#11
Or Kill Me / What we are...
October 01, 2005, 02:28:47 AM
Don't forget Iconoclasts......but we're a fringe group so don't feel bad about leaving us out :twisted:
#12
Or Kill Me / Genitalia on my nickles
September 28, 2005, 05:56:48 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
They saunter up to the window of your pickup truck and look down at you.
You can tell they're deciding whether or not to tip the truck over just for the hell of it.

They are actually deciding if your vehicle looks like a female buffalo.  If so you're going to need some major dent repair!
#13
Or Kill Me / Genitalia on my nickles
September 28, 2005, 05:53:47 PM
I was born in Nebraska and though I grew up elsewhere we always visited relatives there.  One place we went a few times was the Niobrara Preserve where there are herds of Buffalo/Bison.

This Photo
gives a good comparison between a buffalo and a typical country road.  They are fairly trusting I guess at our size we seem to be no threat to them though cameras seem to freak some of them out.  I heard they see the large lens and think it is a big eye staring at them which tends to tick off alot of animals.
They also have a certain, how should I say, characteristic aroma that is hard to mistake
:shock:
#14
Or Kill Me / Genitalia on my nickles
September 27, 2005, 08:49:15 PM
With the recent discussions about FBI crackdowns on images containing "questionable" aduly oriented material on the internet I was rather upset upon receiving a new US nickel in my change at McDonald's.  Imagine my surprise when I saw this on the reverse of my shiny coin...



Yes it is a buffalo but notice the EXPOSED PHALLUS on the coin.  Well, I think the FBI and US Mint are obviously not on the same page when it comes to decency.  A US President and a Phallus on the same object, a few years ago that kind of 'art' would have gotten your government grant taken away.  Now the US Mint obviously feels it can simply flaunt it's ability to ignore the standards of decency we have come to expect from our government leaders.

I am considering confronting the McDonald's corporation with a letter from my attorney regarding their waton distribution of coins featuring such lewd images.  It borders on beastiality, what with the image of one of our presidents in such close proximity.  Perhaps I should inform the FBI of obvious infiltration of unsavory elements at the US Mint having some fun with our distinguished currency.  Perhaps the offices of my senators would be able to take action about this.  I think I may have to contact them with my very important concerns.  

What is next a nickel featuring one Bison mounting another one?  Naked Lady commemorative pens from the White House gift shop?  Where will the insanity end?
#15
Or Kill Me / The Meta Rant
September 27, 2005, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: metapunksucking on the tit of capitalism

Give me a minute I want to properly visualize that.....



Hmm, yeah take off the tip of the spire, give it a good skin tone paint job and by george!

It does look like an excited mammary.  I knew politicians were boobs but I had completely overlooked the visual clue our forefathers left us.  I guess you really do learn something every day.

I'm off to contemplate other washington monuments' freudian significance....