Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Told a friend I used to date that I still had feelings for her. In related news, gonna slam my dick in a drawer to see if that improves my mood.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

Invite me, please!

me too please!

[Cain]

Good morning!

A body has been found in a burning skip on a main road into Manchester city centre.

OK, I'm going back to bed.

[minuspace]

Fast ran out on the flat.  Rental is jacked by the square.  I'm rolling the wheel away and flower shops are suddenly popping up all 'round.  Don't mind me.

[Junkenstein]

Good morning!

A body has been found in a burning skip on a main road into Manchester city centre.

OK, I'm going back to bed.

Meanwhile at work, we're playing "Who owned said skip and who have they pissed off recently".

It's more fun than I really wanted around here.

[Suu]

Good morning!

A body has been found in a burning skip on a main road into Manchester city centre.

OK, I'm going back to bed.

Meanwhile at work, we're playing "Who owned said skip and who have they pissed off recently".

It's more fun than I really wanted around here.

I just had to look up what a skip was.

Meanwhile, in Providence, throwing dead people into dumpsters is a thing. They don't always burn, though, so good on ya, Manchester.

[Suu]

My great aunt has ALS.

Day over.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Meanwhile, in Providence, throwing dead people into dumpsters is a thing. They don't always burn, though, so good on ya, Manchester.

We were doing that before it was cool.

[Junkenstein]

Yes, but where you are it's just called "Going outside". The fact you all have skin made from asbestos is the only reason the lot of you aren't on fire right now.

[LMNO]

My great aunt has ALS.

Day over.

Shit.

[Junkenstein]

My great aunt has ALS.

Day over.

I appreciate this isn't much, but at least there's been a fuckton of cash raised for that recently.

Hope shit improves Suu.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

Invite me, please!

me too please!

I will! The only thing is, I'm not sure who you are on Facebook!

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Ask Nigel or Roger, they have me on FB

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Ask Nigel or Roger, they have me on FB

Ummm.....

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

or i could just PM you. Not at my best today i'm afraid