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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So they're complaining because the female characters aren't attractive enough?

That all by itself spells out "forever alone".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

After reading so much about error, I am really interested in a phenomenon in which people avoid acknowledging their own errors online by simply dropping the conversation.

I am particularly interested in this particular form of denial because I strongly suspect it is a mechanism by which people actually avoid learning.

[Junkenstein]

So they're complaining because the female characters aren't attractive enough?

That all by itself spells out "forever alone".

You may have seen (and reasonably ignored) the odd Skyrim thread. What is notable about that thread is the kind of mod it isnt focused on.

I seriously doubt you would believe just how many mods are out there (for various games) that have the sole purpose of adding "better" (Read - Unrealistic/undressed/combination of the two) women to said games.

For instance, I was considering booting up Skyrim again the other week, so I checked the Nexus to see if there are any new mods of interest. I recall the first being "PISSING IN SKYRIM" the next two being "outfits". I didn't find anything new, mainly as I'd lost the will after reading "PISSING" in full caps as the greatest achievement of the week.

Don't get me wrong here, all about realism in games. Just questioning how you're spending your life if it involves regularly taking a virtual piss.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So they're complaining because the female characters aren't attractive enough?

That all by itself spells out "forever alone".

You may have seen (and reasonably ignored) the odd Skyrim thread. What is notable about that thread is the kind of mod it isnt focused on.

I seriously doubt you would believe just how many mods are out there (for various games) that have the sole purpose of adding "better" (Read - Unrealistic/undressed/combination of the two) women to said games.

For instance, I was considering booting up Skyrim again the other week, so I checked the Nexus to see if there are any new mods of interest. I recall the first being "PISSING IN SKYRIM" the next two being "outfits". I didn't find anything new, mainly as I'd lost the will after reading "PISSING" in full caps as the greatest achievement of the week.

Don't get me wrong here, all about realism in games. Just questioning how you're spending your life if it involves regularly taking a virtual piss.

That is sad and amazing.

[Cain]

Hey now, combat pissing is a perfectly viable mod, and works great when combined with Schlongs of Skyrim.  The real question is whether it will ever be patched to be compatible with Hitler in Skyrim.

But yes.  People are already complaining about not being able to mod the game to make the female characters more attractive (because DICE owns the copyright to the Frostbite engine, and wont release a modding kit).  At least the guy complaining he couldn't force a lesbian character to have his male character's babies didn't get much support....

[EK WAFFLR]

So, Harald Rex, Reptile Alien King of Norway trolled his wife, the Reptile Alien Queen Sonja. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, Harald Rex, Reptile Alien King of Norway trolled his wife, the Reptile Alien Queen Sonja. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0

Hah!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have returned from my trip, and am rich with leftover marijuana cake.

[minuspace]

Hey now, combat pissing is a perfectly viable mod, and works great when combined with Schlongs of Skyrim.  The real question is whether it will ever be patched to be compatible with Hitler in Skyrim.

But yes.  People are already complaining about not being able to mod the game to make the female characters more attractive (because DICE owns the copyright to the Frostbite engine, and wont release a modding kit).  At least the guy complaining he couldn't force a lesbian character to have his male character's babies didn't get much support....

I know, it's truly obnoxious.

[Doktor Howl]

I have returned from my trip, and am rich with leftover marijuana cake.

That was fast.  Borneo in one day?  Nigel has been casually disregarding the laws of physics, and I think it's downright shameful.  There's just no respect for the rules anymore.

NIGEL:  299,792,458 METERS PER SECOND.  IT'S NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT'S THE LAW.

[Doktor Howl]

My router is randomly throwing me off the internet.  It's getting really fucking annoying.

[Doktor Howl]

Figured it out.  All of our Nooks and Nook tablets (4 of them) just turned themselves on and started an update, which is cramming my intertubes.

I dislike machines that turn themselves on.  I don't trust them.  This is how it all starts, you know.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have returned from my trip, and am rich with leftover marijuana cake.

That was fast.  Borneo in one day?  Nigel has been casually disregarding the laws of physics, and I think it's downright shameful.  There's just no respect for the rules anymore.

NIGEL:  299,792,458 METERS PER SECOND.  IT'S NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT'S THE LAW.

You don't know the half of it, I've been gone for YEARS.

[Doktor Howl]

I have returned from my trip, and am rich with leftover marijuana cake.

That was fast.  Borneo in one day?  Nigel has been casually disregarding the laws of physics, and I think it's downright shameful.  There's just no respect for the rules anymore.

NIGEL:  299,792,458 METERS PER SECOND.  IT'S NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT'S THE LAW.

You don't know the half of it, I've been gone for YEARS.

Forgot to account for the mass of your make up, did you?  I've seen this before. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0BxeBMWNOq3cBaGU5OE1vbU1pcXpLZGtMUTNTb2VyMUtoN1VF/edit

For Nigel and Roger.

I like it. I don't really know what's happening, but I like it.