Songs for Enlightenment

[Iron Sulfide]

Songs for Enlightenment
Vol. 1 No. 1

"The Quitting Song"

A place of employment
is filled with enjoyment
if the sergeants helmet
is filled up with cement

if a worker bee
is actually free
he'd never know it
until he could see

but the problem is not
that we've got what we've got
it's the sinister plot
that keeps bees in the pot

it's the Vaseline
that the fly tried to clean
they told him to do it
now they cause a scene

so a million big thanks
for the empty pig banks
and the soldiers and tanks
that kicked me and spanked

'cause i've got a rocket
hand-held in my pocket
it's my turn to fire you
so get down and suck it

[from the forth coming, post-humously written magnum opus of the Late Saint Bastard, "Rhymes for the Tactfully Impaired"]

[gnimbley]

I'd give it a 83. It's got a beat and you can dance to it.

[East Coast Hustle]

I kinda like it...especially the last verse...

[Bella]

I like like it, too.

[Iron Sulfide]

so, as it turns out, it seems i quit my other job a few days ago.

fancy that.

[Iron Sulfide]

the funniest part about this poem wasn't that turd
responded positively...

though that's a second runner up.

the funniest part was i gave it with/as my resignation.

not sure why i didn't include that part..



BUMPO

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I kinda like it...especially the last verse...

First verse rocked.

[Iron Sulfide]

maybe i should change that to:

a place of employment
is filled with enjoyment
if the sergent's helmet
is filled up with semen

opinions?