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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 30, 2014, 07:35:39 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 30, 2014, 07:35:39 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

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March 30, 2014, 08:10:38 AM

:whack:

Quote from:  2 years agoBoss: We need statistics of certain datas in an aesthetically pleasing manner, can you do this?
Johnny: Sure thing! Just give me the datas.
Boss: We dont have the datas.
Johnny: But i need the datas to make the statistics!
Boss: Can you not do this? Is there a problem?
Johnny: Ok, i will compile the datas and then do the statistics.
Boss: NO, your role is to make statistics not the datas!!!

A bit of exaggeration, but close enough.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Reginald Ret

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March 30, 2014, 11:40:58 AM
 :lulz:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
March 30, 2014, 04:39:01 PM
 :lulz: That was painful to watch.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
March 31, 2014, 02:12:42 AM
Yeeeeaaaah. The one time I did office work it was exactly like that, with some of my boss snorting coke off his desk thrown in.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

hooplala

#5
March 31, 2014, 02:17:38 AM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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