So E.O.T. drops by to use my computer,

[Doktor Howl]

I will check those out, shortly. I have everything Pink ever put out, and also I have two different covers of "I will survive". And one of "You really got a hold on me", which utterly kills me every time I hear it oh my god.

Yeah, but "Please Don't Leave Me" is...um...DIFFERENT with the video.

And it makes my pance go boing, because I dig crazy chicks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAjLwWNITg

Just kill me.

But in two or three months, he won't have a hold on me anymore. And by my birthday next year, I'll be free and happy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I will check those out, shortly. I have everything Pink ever put out, and also I have two different covers of "I will survive". And one of "You really got a hold on me", which utterly kills me every time I hear it oh my god.

Yeah, but "Please Don't Leave Me" is...um...DIFFERENT with the video.

And it makes my pance go boing, because I dig crazy chicks.

I believe I've seen it. 

[Doktor Howl]

Go look at "Please Don't Leave Me" (the official one).

I need to see your reaction.



And if you really like the video, I will mail you a golf club.

ETA:  Awwww.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, yes, I have definitely seen it. I have felt that way, too, as recently as yesterday morning.

[Doktor Howl]

I just had this vision of Nigel pushing ML down the stairs in a wheelchair.

My, it was vivid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had this vision of Nigel pushing ML down the stairs in a wheelchair.

My, it was vivid.

I have the version of self-control that sends one last vicious email, and then cuts all contact.

For his own good.

[Doktor Howl]

I just had this vision of Nigel pushing ML down the stairs in a wheelchair.

My, it was vivid.

I have the version of self-control that sends one last vicious email, and then cuts all contact.

For his own good.

Still, the mental film of him trying to break his fall with his hair was a little too much.

Jeff is staring at me, because I can't stop giggling.

[Kurt Christ]

Dug this up, as it is somewhat relevant:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28729.0

[Doktor Howl]

OTOH, So What is more your style.

Dok,
Can see you publicly losing your shit on a rider mower.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had this vision of Nigel pushing ML down the stairs in a wheelchair.

My, it was vivid.

I have the version of self-control that sends one last vicious email, and then cuts all contact.

For his own good.

Still, the mental film of him trying to break his fall with his hair was a little too much.

Jeff is staring at me, because I can't stop giggling.

On the outside, I'm a ball-busting bitch.

On the inside, I'm bewildered and confused about why I am not still his Kitty Dear.

You saw the email I sent. It was more than just mean, it was right. But for a while, I saw another side of him, the side that was the man I hoped for him to be. And fucking hell, I do miss that man. Even if he was a mirage.

[Doktor Howl]

I just had this vision of Nigel pushing ML down the stairs in a wheelchair.

My, it was vivid.

I have the version of self-control that sends one last vicious email, and then cuts all contact.

For his own good.

Still, the mental film of him trying to break his fall with his hair was a little too much.

Jeff is staring at me, because I can't stop giggling.

On the outside, I'm a ball-busting bitch.

On the inside, I'm bewildered and confused about why I am not still his Kitty Dear.

You saw the email I sent. It was more than just mean, it was right. But for a while, I saw another side of him, the side that was the man I hoped for him to be. And fucking hell, I do miss that man. Even if he was a mirage.

So you go find that guy.  Accept no imitations.

Best cure for a fucked up relationship is another relationship.

If you're me, the best cure for a fucked up relationship is a more fucked up relationship.  I sort of backed into the Enabler thing...But she's my kind of crazy, anyway. 

And she has a nice booty. 

Dok,
A walk in the ocean of my soul would not get the top of your toes wet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OTOH, So What is more your style.

Dok,
Can see you publicly losing your shit on a rider mower.

Oh, hell yes.

Maybe I need to go start some trouble tonight.

[Doktor Howl]

OTOH, So What is more your style.

Dok,
Can see you publicly losing your shit on a rider mower.

Oh, hell yes.

Maybe I need to go start some trouble tonight.

Doktor's advice:

Watch the video 3 times.

Then go out, somewhere where people don't know you.  Be an ass.  Enjoy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just had this vision of Nigel pushing ML down the stairs in a wheelchair.

My, it was vivid.

I have the version of self-control that sends one last vicious email, and then cuts all contact.

For his own good.

Still, the mental film of him trying to break his fall with his hair was a little too much.

Jeff is staring at me, because I can't stop giggling.

On the outside, I'm a ball-busting bitch.

On the inside, I'm bewildered and confused about why I am not still his Kitty Dear.

You saw the email I sent. It was more than just mean, it was right. But for a while, I saw another side of him, the side that was the man I hoped for him to be. And fucking hell, I do miss that man. Even if he was a mirage.

So you go find that guy.  Accept no imitations.

Best cure for a fucked up relationship is another relationship.

If you're me, the best cure for a fucked up relationship is a more fucked up relationship.  I sort of backed into the Enabler thing...But she's my kind of crazy, anyway. 

And she has a nice booty. 

Dok,
A walk in the ocean of my soul would not get the top of your toes wet.

It's not that I have high standards, exactly. It's that I'm a complete and utter freak and the only thing that will do for me is another complete and utter freak. Problem is, other than Space Cowboy, I haven't met one yet who is truly freak enough to dive all the way into my world and not get scared. And kids were the dealbreaker for Space Cowboy. I need to find someone who isn't just dabbling; who isn't withholding that 1% just in order to stay in control.

I also need to avoid the shit out of guys my age who've never been married. There's always a reason for that, and I'm not the one to fix it. They're invariably unable to fully commit, and have one foot out the door already. Of course, guys my age who have been married are another kind of trainwreck, but at least I understand that trainwreck.

Or maybe I should date younger. Like five years younger, though, not 17.