Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love you all so bad right now

This is the best way I've ever seen it put. 

[navkat]

I love you all so bad right now

This is the best way I've ever seen it put. 

I was thinking the same.

I love you like a year-old barrel of kimchi.

[Luna]

That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church...  That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...

Or is that just me?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I get a feeling too but its more like a heavy weight on my shoulders that gets increasingly heavier. It gets hard for me to breathe in a church after a while. Interestingly this also happens in orthodox churches but not protestant churches. I imagine it has to do with the architecture and its effect on a human mind.

[Chairman Risus]

That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church...  That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...

Or is that just me?

I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.

[navkat]

That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church...  That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...

Or is that just me?

I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.

Awww, yeah. Gettin down with dead folks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love you all so bad right now

This is the best way I've ever seen it put. 

I was thinking the same.

I love you like a year-old barrel of kimchi.

Mmmmm... it stinks and burns!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church...  That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...

Or is that just me?

I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.

Awww, yeah. Gettin down with dead folks.

The office that I work in is pretty creepy after a certain hour. It doesn't help that when the air vents shut down they make these weird whale noises.

Of course, I'm now barred from working that late, which I used to use as a means of just working 2 days a week. The boss man told me to cut it out, which is just fine. Who wants to work a 16 hour day?

[Triple Zero]

"Hey, Ernie, it occurs to me that radio waves are just..."

*SLAM*



Hmmm.

Interoffice mail?

Any possibility of spoofing the From: header?¹

Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2012 14:55 (MST)
From: "God" <God@godmail.va>
Reply-To: <God@godmail.va>
To: Ernie <ernie@youroffice.com>
Subject: ATTENTION

ERNIE THIS IS GOD

TURN OFF THY RADIO, YOU'RE STRESSING OUT MY ANGELS

ALSO, STOP TAKING MY NAME IN VAIN

SEE YOU SOON,

GOD


¹ depending on whether your mail application has the right settings, it might be quite easy. It's just that if you set a different From: header often it won't get delivered, but if it's interoffice mail, there's a decent chance it will. Just see if there's something in the preferences or something that looks like it might do it and try sending a mail to yourself first. It's not 100% anonymous btw, somewhere in the other headers it's possible to figure out where it really came from, it just doesn't show it by default.
Another, easier way is just changing the "Real Name" in the account settings, but then it still has your own email, still some modern email clients just show the "Real Name" and hide the email address by default. All depends on what your office uses, of course. And how tight your IT guy has locked things

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Trip have i told you lately that i love you?

[Luna]

That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

That actually explains that feeling you get in am empty church...  That funny tingle low in your spine when you're just wandering through looking around...

Or is that just me?

I've had that before. Get a similar feeling wandering through quiet hospitals or schools after dark.

And theaters.  Empty theaters.

[Cain]

"Hey, Ernie, it occurs to me that radio waves are just..."

*SLAM*



Hmmm.

Interoffice mail?

Any possibility of spoofing the From: header?¹

Date: Fri, 6 Apr 2012 14:55 (MST)
From: "God" <God@godmail.va>

That in particular is a nice touch.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The vatican domain? Yeah that was a nice little cherry on top

[navkat]

I mean, I would have used .alaska.gov

[Triple Zero]

spent 15 minutes browsing wikipedia and google to find some nice latin word for Throne of God or something for the domain name but none I could find looked right or recognizable enough, so I settled for godmail. I considered yhvh.va but, no.