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Started by P3nT4gR4m, January 09, 2009, 10:38:28 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

Okay so I'm prolly getting ahead of myself now but, at the rate I work, if I start now, it'll probably be released sometime after issue 15-20.

Anyroad I've been idle for a while so I figured it's time to step up to the plate with "Discordia in Theory and Practice". If Mel Brookes did a movie version of Crowley's work then the book of the film would look something like this.

Practical Jakes, Dealing with cabbages and lots of bold and totally unfounded claims about riches beyond reason and magiqual hosries.

Basically the mandate is - leave no religion/cult/new age fad un-taken the piss-out of.

I'll edit and art direct and possibly provide a bit of content along the way. I need thread miners and official ssookn scribes to furnish my temple with bullshit content.

Any takers?

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I can help out, here and there.
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I'll submit something if I have anything.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Dysfunctional Cunt

 :lulz:

Sounds interesting.  We'll get back to you.  What is the deadline?

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Quote from: Mask of the K on February 04, 2009, 06:31:50 PM
:lulz:

Sounds interesting.  We'll get back to you.  What is the deadline?


Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 09, 2009, 10:38:28 AM

....at the rate I work, if I start now, it'll probably be released sometime after issue 15-20....
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Iron Sulfide

i may be of service. let me cull it over.
Ya' stupid Yank.

P3nT4gR4m

Deadline is just a line of dead.

Has no bearing on this project

I'm working on the cover (done minus final bulletin contents)

and the intro/editorial whatever the fuck its called

Once I have stuff I'll give it a Golden Apple Dawn makeover, kinda along the lines of what I did here and here but with moar voodoo

Right now the look that I have in mind is a Magiqual hosrie manual, like something by Crowley or Carl Buggenhagen for the main texts with the odd "full color print" like the glossy pages in book of thoth, little 1/4 page numbers in the centre. I have this to chuck in somewhere, need moar!

Also marginallia memes scrawled on in red ink/suspect human fluids. Anyone knows of any fonts that look like they were scrawled onto paper, with a sharpened ballpoint pen, by an autistic psychopath? I have a couple but a few more that repeat well or could be chopped together would be handy.

Netaungrot, master of the serifim and the arialohim, I summon your typeface-jitsu. Find me some awesome shit!


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark


P3nT4gR4m

Cram you Damulus, you found my stash :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dysfunctional Cunt


P3nT4gR4m

I like basket case on that first link you posted too

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mangrove

I'm in.

Not sure in what capacity.....but this sounds like fun.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Mangrove on February 05, 2009, 10:26:13 PM
I'm in.

Not sure in what capacity.....but this sounds like fun.

Turning in the lions share of the content might be a good place to start  :thumb:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cainad (dec.)

Wait a sec

I'm having trouble reconciling this:

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 09, 2009, 10:38:28 AM
Anyroad I've been idle for a while so I figured it's time to step up to the plate with "Discordia in Theory and Practice". If Mel Brookes did a movie version of Crowley's work then the book of the film would look something like this.

Practical Jakes, Dealing with cabbages and lots of bold and totally unfounded claims about riches beyond reason and magiqual hosries.

with this:

QuoteBasically the mandate is - leave no religion/cult/new age fad un-taken the piss-out of.

Can you clarify exactly what you're looking for, thematically and content-wise?

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cainad on February 05, 2009, 11:03:23 PM
Wait a sec

I'm having trouble reconciling this:

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 09, 2009, 10:38:28 AM
Anyroad I've been idle for a while so I figured it's time to step up to the plate with "Discordia in Theory and Practice". If Mel Brookes did a movie version of Crowley's work then the book of the film would look something like this.

Practical Jakes, Dealing with cabbages and lots of bold and totally unfounded claims about riches beyond reason and magiqual hosries.

with this:

QuoteBasically the mandate is - leave no religion/cult/new age fad un-taken the piss-out of.

Can you clarify exactly what you're looking for, thematically and content-wise?

Maybe you were only looking at half the picture?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark