NC Governor passes nasty anti-abortion bill; gives protesters cookies.

[Suu]

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/07/31/2387331/north-carolina-governor-cookies/

Reproductive rights activists in North Carolina have been rallying outside Gov. Pat McCrory's (R) mansion, protesting his recent decision to approve a controversial package of anti-abortion provisions attached to a transportation bill. So far, the governor has refused to meet with any of the protesters to talk to them in person. But he has attempted to placate them with baked goods.

On Tuesday afternoon, McCrory — along with four of his security guards — came out of his mansion's gates to deliver a plate of chocolate chip cookies to the crowd of pro-choice protesters. He handed the plate to one of the activists and reportedly told her, "These are for you. God bless you, God bless you, God bless you."

[Doktor Howl]

No rights for you.  Have a cookie.  Fair dos.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen.

[Suu]

He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant.

fixt.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant and barefoot.

fixt.

double fixt

[Junkenstein]

He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant and nude.

fixt.

double fixt

Think it's about right now

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

He was just trying to set a good example for them.

See how delicious these are? This is what you could be making if you'd just get back in  the kitchen pregnant and nude.

fixt.

double fixt

Think it's about right now

You can't cook bacon nude.

[Junkenstein]

I think you'll find I can. And do.

And square sausage. And French toast. I pretty much live out of a frying pan and weigh around 6 stone. Go figure.

I also have skin made from asbestos.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I think you'll find I can. And do.

And square sausage. And French toast. I pretty much live out of a frying pan and weigh around 6 stone. Go figure.

I also have skin made from asbestos.

okay, you can't cook bacon nude if you want to be presentable to your man when he comes home from work. And if you're not presentable, how is he going to keep impregnating you?

[Junkenstein]

Your appearance front the front is pretty much un-noticed.

It's like scratches on the back of furniture. You know they're there and what they look like, you just don't care.

I need to go and vomit now.

[Suu]

I have cooked bacon nude. You just have to watch the heat.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Bacon, maybe.

Fried chicken or fish, NOT EVEN ONCE.

[Left]

I would just like to say I do not deep fry anything.
I don't usually naked much, either.

[Ben Shapiro]

I eat bacon naked.

[Left]

I eat bacon naked.

That probably helps keep your fur glossy.