BritSpags, Explain your fucked up language

[Iason Ouabache]

Ok, just a quick question here. Why is it "maths" and "sport" when everyone in their right mind would say "math" and "sports"? Math, as a subject, is considered an umbrella term for all of the various brands of mathematics. Calling a class Maths makes as much sense as calling it Histories or Sciences.

Meanwhile sports, as a section of news reporting, typically covers more than one different type of sport. I know you Brits don't play any real sports, but I'm sure that you sprinkle in a couple of rugby and haggis hurling results in with your daily soccer scores. (And yes, it is called soccer. Suck it.)  Calling a section sport makes as much sense as calling it Current Event or just New.

While we are at it, stop saying biscuit, boot, and lift when you really mean cookie, trunk, and elevator. And don't even get me started on how you completely misuse the words fanny and fag.

Please fix these problems in your fucked up language ASAP or we promise to elect another president who will royally fuck it up worse than you ever could.

Love,

America

P.S. Stop it with the unnecessary "U"s while you are at it. It is very inefficient and makes you look silly.

[Iason Ouabache]

Math, as a subject, is considered an umbrella term for all of the various brands of mathematics.

Go ahead! I triple fucking dare you to be pendantic about this fucking sentence! Bring it on!!!!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

 

[Payne]

Ok, just a quick question here. Why is it "maths" and "sport" when everyone in their right mind would say "math" and "sports"? Math, as a subject, is considered an umbrella term for all of the various brands of mathematics. Calling a class Maths makes as much sense as calling it Histories or Sciences.

Meanwhile sports, as a section of news reporting, typically covers more than one different type of sport. I know you Brits don't play any real sports, but I'm sure that you sprinkle in a couple of rugby and haggis hurling results in with your daily soccer scores. (And yes, it is called soccer. Suck it.)  Calling a section sport makes as much sense as calling it Current Event or just New.

While we are at it, stop saying biscuit, boot, and lift when you really mean cookie, trunk, and elevator. And don't even get me started on how you completely misuse the words fanny and fag.

Please fix these problems in your fucked up language ASAP or we promise to elect another president who will royally fuck it up worse than you ever could.

Love,

America

P.S. Stop it with the unnecessary "U"s while you are at it. It is very inefficient and makes you look silly.

NO U

[Dysnomia]

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

[President Television]

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

Z WAS USELESS UNTIL GEORGE WASHINGTON SAW ITS POTENTIAL

[Dysnomia]

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

Z WAS USELESS UNTIL GEORGE WASHINGTON SAW ITS POTENTIAL

WASHINGTON WAS SUCH A BAD ASS THAT HE HAD FUCKING WOODEN MOLARS.  THEREFORE WE SPELL WITH Z'S.  THE END. 

[President Television]

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

Z WAS USELESS UNTIL GEORGE WASHINGTON SAW ITS POTENTIAL

WASHINGTON WAS SUCH A BAD ASS THAT HE HAD FUCKING WOODEN MOLARS.  THEREFORE WE SPELL WITH Z'S.  THE END. 

WASHINGTON WAS SUCH A BADASS THAT WHEN YOU SAY THE END IN THE SAME POST AS HIS NAME IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
DUCK AND COVER!

[Dysnomia]

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

Z WAS USELESS UNTIL GEORGE WASHINGTON SAW ITS POTENTIAL

WASHINGTON WAS SUCH A BAD ASS THAT HE HAD FUCKING WOODEN MOLARS.  THEREFORE WE SPELL WITH Z'S.  THE END. 

WASHINGTON WAS SUCH A BADASS THAT WHEN YOU SAY THE END IN THE SAME POST AS HIS NAME IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
DUCK AND COVER!

IT'S LIKE WE JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO.  BRITSPAGS YOU LOSE.

[Rumckle]

No fuck you, it is maths as mathematics ends with a fucking s, (and even if it wasn't is shouldn't be pronounced maath anyway).

And u's are in the right place because that's how the word is pronounced.

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

No, Z's (pronounced "zed" FYI) are only to be used when talking about zebras.

You Americans are fucking up scrabble forever!

(though I agree about the sports thing)



And another thing, learn how to pronounce Aussie properly. 

[Freeky]

No fuck you, it is maths as mathematics ends with a fucking s, (and even if it wasn't is shouldn't be pronounced maath anyway).

And u's are in the right place because that's how the word is pronounced.

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

No, Z's (pronounced "zed" FYI) are only to be used when talking about zebras.

You Americans are fucking up scrabble forever!

(though I agree about the sports thing)



And another thing, learn how to pronounce Aussie properly. 

NO U

[Dysnomia]

No fuck you, it is maths as mathematics ends with a fucking s, (and even if it wasn't is shouldn't be pronounced maath anyway).

And u's are in the right place because that's how the word is pronounced.

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

No, Z's (pronounced "zed" FYI) are only to be used when talking about zebras.

You Americans are fucking up scrabble forever!

(though I agree about the sports thing)



And another thing, learn how to pronounce Aussie properly. 

Z PRONOUNCED ZEEEEE


GET IT RITE

[President Television]

No fuck you, it is maths as mathematics ends with a fucking s, (and even if it wasn't is shouldn't be pronounced maath anyway).

And u's are in the right place because that's how the word is pronounced.

ALSO S'S WHERE Z'S SHOULD GO.

No, Z's (pronounced "zed" FYI) are only to be used when talking about zebras.

You Americans are fucking up scrabble forever!

(though I agree about the sports thing)



And another thing, learn how to pronounce Aussie properly. 

Z PRONOUNCED ZEEEEE


GET IT RITE

UM ACTUALLY PRETTY SURE IT'S ZED, ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A RETARDED GUINEA PIG WOULD SAY

[BluTakDuck]

It's English. We invented it. We can do what we want, when we want. . If you want to change it all and add random zed's in there because you think it makes you from the future or something, by all means, be our guest. But then it's not English, it's...i don't know. Make up your own name for it. I don't know why you'd want to speak English anyway. You felt the need to kill us and send us back where we came from, why not abandon the language of the King you didn't want? YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Oooooooh! This noob can shoot from teh hip. I like it!












even if it is fucking sassenach scum