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Started by LMNO, March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM

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LMNO

Newt Gingrich may run for president.  That could be interesting.  But NPR just called him "the best intellectual mind in the GOP".

I suppose, if you stand him up next to Palin, but... Really?  

Quote from: Newt GingrichThe idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument.

I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don't encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire but a lousy politician.

There is no reason for us to accept a mosque next to the World Trade Center.  Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in Washington, and we would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to Pearl Harbor.

The problem isn't too little money in political campaigns, but not enough.

A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning.  No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about.

If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.




Adios

 :lulz:

Stay out of the ditches, bitches. We want those vaginas clean!

Phox

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM
If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
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What.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Newt's been hitting the crack pipe.

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 03:30:28 PM
:lulz:

Stay out of the ditches, bitches. We want those vaginas clean!

:lulz:

nice.

laughed out loud, at work. 
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Cramulus

If I understand Terrence McKenna's Timewave Zero hypothesis, the GOP will produce four candidates in the next two years who are exponentially more nationally embarrassing than Palin. We will probably experience a quantum jump in stupid that will make Palin look like a nobel prize winner. If McKenna is right, the dumbest things to happen in human history will occur in the two days before election. IT'S SCIENCE.

Luna

Quote from: Cramulus on March 03, 2011, 04:08:12 PM
If I understand Terrence McKenna's Timewave Zero hypothesis, the GOP will produce four candidates in the next two years who are exponentially more nationally embarrassing than Palin.

That is a horrifying thought.  Seriously.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 03, 2011, 03:34:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM
If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
What.

You didn't know this?  I just sit around all day wanting to hunt giraffes just so badly.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

*GrumpButt*

Oh..my..god....  :horrormirth:

(Because OMG just doesn't express it enough)
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Dysfunctional Cunt

I must have missed the part of "What to look for in a good man" lecture that said "you need to get yourself a good giraffe hunter."


*GrumpButt*

QuoteThere is no reason for us to accept a mosque next to the World Trade Center.  Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in Washington, and we would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to Pearl Harbor.

This part rubbed me the wrong way.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna


QuoteThere is no reason for us to accept a mosque next to the World Trade Center.  Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in Washington, and we would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to Pearl Harbor.

What, like this?

http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/08/17/shinto-shrine-near-pearl-harbor/
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 05:19:40 PM

QuoteThere is no reason for us to accept a mosque next to the World Trade Center.  Nazis don't have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in Washington, and we would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to Pearl Harbor.

What, like this?

http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/08/17/shinto-shrine-near-pearl-harbor/

:lulz:


Adios

Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 05:11:26 PM
I must have missed the part of "What to look for in a good man" lecture that said "you need to get yourself a good giraffe hunter."



What the hell would a guy even do with one if he got it?
Car seat covers!!!!!! And boots! Sexy G-String!

*GrumpButt*

Quote from: Charley Brown on March 03, 2011, 05:30:18 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 05:11:26 PM
I must have missed the part of "What to look for in a good man" lecture that said "you need to get yourself a good giraffe hunter."



What the hell would a guy even do with one if he got it?
Car seat covers!!!!!! And boots! Sexy G-String!

I'd give you a dollar Charley....  :D
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.