Some may know that in the UK the Labour party have got a new leader, called Jeremy Corbyn. Some see him as the new messiah, some think of him as a made lefty. To quote Stewart Lee
QuoteBut in such moments of despair I think to myself, WWJCD? What would Jeremy Corbyn do? And the sadness just fades away.
He's a beardy socialist who looks like an irate geography teacher circa 1983.
But at least he hasn't fucked a pig.
This is where I'd like to crack a joke at the expense of the entire UK but I can't be certain that the US has any prominent politicians who haven't fucked a pig. Or something vastly worse.
I did a quick search, and could only find references to Thad Cochran (who? Exactly) and Barbara Bush fucking Aleister Crowley (sadly, a hoax. But a surprisingly convincing one).
That said, beastiality is still legal in several American states (Texas, Hawaii, Kentucky, Virginia, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Vermont, West Virginia, Montana,Wyoming and the District of Columbia). I'm not sure if that is better or worse.