Ingress

[Eater of Clowns]

Did you know that when you hit 0 AP your scanner gets disabled and periodically gets red static across the screen? Because I now know that, from trying to hit a shielded level 8 resonator in my underwear while drinking a beer.

[LMNO]

1. Power cubes.
2. AP from hacking enemy portals.
3. AP from attacking enemy portals.
4. This is your couchie. You have SOOOOOOO many more opportunities than they do.


So; patience.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's some jerk who apparently lives at the strip mall and comes RUNNING to repair any damage I do, regardless of time of day or night. Schmandred. We hates him.

[LMNO]

There's got to be a way to troll him.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's got to be a way to troll him.

I've been trying to come up with something. If you have any ideas, let me know.

One of my considerations was getting up at 3 am to destroy one specific resonator every night for a week.

[LMNO]

Take a day off, and destroy a single resonator every 90 minutes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Take a day off, and destroy a single resonator every 90 minutes.

I like this. I can't take a day off, but I could devote an entire Saturday to it.

[LMNO]

It'll also let you practice your Ultra Strike skills.


Today at lunch, I found a quite lovely and elaborate set of nested fields.  The only problem was that I really didn't like the color.  So I threw everything I had at a cluster of portals, and took that fucker down.  I think I pissed someone off.

Sorrynotsorry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It'll also let you practice your Ultra Strike skills.


Today at lunch, I found a quite lovely and elaborate set of nested fields.  The only problem was that I really didn't like the color.  So I threw everything I had at a cluster of portals, and took that fucker down.  I think I pissed someone off.

Sorrynotsorry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I leveled up, and now I can knock out Schmandred's portals with ease. So I have been dismantling them and leaving a single level 1 resonator on each one.

Fuck you, Schmandred. FUCK YOU.

[LMNO]

 

[LMNO]

In other news, does your scanner randomly drift off as much as 20 meters from center?  I'm having a really tough time narrowing in on resonators.  No, I am not in the middle of the pond, thank you!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nearby resonator fields will pull you off center.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Especially if you're low on XM

[LMNO]

Ahhh.  Good to know, thanks!