You are what you eat. What are you?

[The Wizard Joseph]

Hamspread, tamed jalapeños, and swiss cheesefood product on an asiago bagel with wheat thins and faygo cotton candy sodapop. That last is the only really dangerous part.

[Slyph]

bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

do you also eat pain au chocolat and shag everyone you know by lunchtime?

*initiates secret dylan moran fan handshake*

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

bread, dipped in anything runnier than bread.

do you also eat pain au chocolat and shag everyone you know by lunchtime?

*initiates secret dylan moran fan handshake*

I love Black Books, and the Irish Hair thing in Monster is so true.

[Trivial]

[Telarus]

Mostly Hawaii and Oregon volcanoes and pacific weather patterns.

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cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.

Do you sprinkle the tea on your milk shakes before you eat them?
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I'm mostly cheap frozen burritos, Totino's party pizzas, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, raw broccoli florets doused in red wine vinaigrette, and teriyaki beef jerky yet still outnumbered and outweighed by bacteria.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.

Do you sprinkle the tea on your milk shakes before you eat them?
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srsly these are great as one can is like an entire meal. for when depression and being poor are stopping you from eating right. The black cherry flavour is the best but it seems to has been discontinued. I need to start buying in bulk.

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cheese, fortified milk shakes, pizza, enchiladas and tea.

Do you sprinkle the tea on your milk shakes before you eat them?
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srsly these are great as one can is like an entire meal. for when depression and being poor are stopping you from eating right. The black cherry flavour is the best but it seems to has been discontinued. I need to start buying in bulk.

BEAVER ANUS IS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR!

I'm sold.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Will everyone please stop spreading the castoreum AOL email forward now? Thanks.

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Will everyone please stop spreading the castoreum AOL email forward now? Thanks.

Figuratively? Either way, why?

Snopes says it's partially true, and I'm still amused.

[trix]

Noodles.  Lots and fucking lots of them.

I'm not even sure how I'm walking around right now, given my serious lack of nutrition over the last year or so.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Noodles.  Lots and fucking lots of them.

I'm not even sure how I'm walking around right now, given my serious lack of nutrition over the last year or so.

Have you considered applying for food stamps? Or maybe switching from noodles to rice and beans?

[Bruno]

I guess you can just call me Marie Calendar.

[LMNO]

I'm starting to feel like I should shift my blog to "shit you can do cheap that will keep you alive."

I mean, we're all smarter than this.