Here's a good one. Icke, Embedded Chips, the whole enchilada.

[Doktor Howl]

The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.

Jesus, Nigel, you should check out some of the teabagger boards.  It's just what you say, only without the satire part.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.

Jesus, Nigel, you should check out some of the teabagger boards.  It's just what you say, only without the satire part.

I know, and that's when I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming.

[Doktor Howl]

The media talks about the Africans fighting each other. What they don't show are the women protesting at the pump sites, or the villages being burned out by oil company employees. They don't show how oil extraction has destroyed the mangrove forests, killed the fish, and destroyed the farmlands. Oh, we all know that Africa is suffering, and that Nigeria is torn apart. But the news media doesn't show us why. It's just those black people self-destructing again because they don't know any better, right?

BRB, gotta drive to the store for some more cheetos.

Jesus, Nigel, you should check out some of the teabagger boards.  It's just what you say, only without the satire part.

I know, and that's when I can't tell if I'm laughing or screaming.

Well, that's what we get for being sleepy, right?  For thinking the long march forward would continue out of habit.

There's a poem called "Litany for Dictatorships" by Stephen Vincent Benet that tells you everything you need to know about that.

[Triple Zero]

Are you suggesting conspiracy theory has hit Peak Lizard?

Peak-foil, surely?

[Epimetheus]

Are you suggesting conspiracy theory has hit Peak Lizard?

Peak-foil, surely?

No, no. Foil is the alert system which monitors the Lizard levels.

RED FOIL: You put on a red foil hat.
ORANGE FOIL: You put on an orange foil hat.
And so on.