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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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#151
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
July 08, 2008, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on July 08, 2008, 08:41:08 PM
IDEAS NEEDED:

I just found that the bulletin board with the WANTED posters in it is in a short hallway between the main library and the federal courthouse in my town.  I HAVE to put some stuff there. 

The bulletin board in enclosed in glass, so it will be a tape-it-on-as-you-walk-by job.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 08, 2008, 08:43:34 PM
Wanted posters of famous authors?


I must be high.  The main post office and the federal courthouse.

I am thinking about "unwanted" posters.
#152
GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM
July 08, 2008, 08:41:08 PM
IDEAS NEEDED:

I just found that the bulletin board with the WANTED posters in it is in a short hallway between the main library and the federal courthouse in my town.  I HAVE to put some stuff there. 

The bulletin board in enclosed in glass, so it will be a tape-it-on-as-you-walk-by job.
#153
Principia Discussion / Re: Shortest Definition
July 08, 2008, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: That One Guy on July 07, 2008, 04:15:54 PM
But I don't want to have another pointless music argument.

I will say but one thing: how the hell do you learn all these jazz songs without reading music? Ever hear of charts? Those are "reading" music, and they're the standard way to pass along the weird, complicated chords. Even the greats can't necessarily tell what that D-7(flat 9, sharp 11) chord is supposed to be without it being written down.

There. NO MAS.

agreed.

I always fake it.
#154
GASM Command / Re: Choose Your Own GASM
July 08, 2008, 08:01:42 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 08, 2008, 03:06:53 PM
I think this is my favorite page so far:

http://principiadiscordia.com/Adventure/index.php?title=Page_12

true dat.

though I laughed out loud when I looked at the pic and read:
QuoteThe door opens and you see that there's a new bus driver this year. And it's a dog. In a blue hat.
#155
Principia Discussion / Re: "The Number 23"
July 08, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
Wow.  if # 23 is this bad, I'll have to go rent it!
#156
GASM Command / Re: switchGASM
July 02, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
My environmental ideas are like what I did in the lower level of our courthouse where the attorney general's custody and child support cases are held.  I put a wet paint sign on ALL the benches outside the courtroom.  I went down that day and found about 50 people all standing up while the old stained wood benches were completely empty.

BTW, I almost got caught doing that by the county judge. 
#157
Bring and Brag / Re: Bitter divorce poems
July 01, 2008, 10:23:29 PM
 :lulz:
#158
Principia Discussion / Re: Shortest Definition
July 01, 2008, 05:49:49 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on June 26, 2008, 02:35:17 AM
      It's not so much a religion
      as it is a dodgeball cannon.
                /


I said "shut up", Stormy

                /

                 

                               
#159
GASM Command / Re: Planting seeds
July 01, 2008, 05:35:45 AM
I work for a non-prof and we get anything we want posted on the community calendar in the local papers.  I have been toying with the idea of setting up a monthly meeting for the Permian Basin Eris Society (Unit 731).  I am pretty sure I can make it look like a real organization.  And therefor also reserve a picnic shelter in one of the local parks for free.

After that, I can stake the place out.  If anyone shows...I can either commence the shite, or leave them alone there with no explanation.  I could also show up and act like I wasn't the one who set it up and just participate in the experiment. 

I was also thinking of putting an envelope there with further instructions...etc.

Any ideas?
#160
GASM Command / Re: switchGASM
July 01, 2008, 05:27:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 01, 2008, 04:10:39 AM
I like fucking with people's heads, but I don't like fucking with people's days. Moving some guy's fruit stand probably just annoyed him in the morning when he came to work and had to move it back. People aren't mindfucked or enlightened by this kind of pointless vandalism; it just makes the employees have to do extra work.

true dat.  it can be done to just fuck with people who are observers (lots of signs that say "sidewalk closed" or "Wet Paint").  I used to like to do a turn-shit-upside-down-GASM. 

But don't fuck with a man's fruit stand.  And quit moving my chair.
#161
GASM Command / Re: Choose Your Own GASM
July 01, 2008, 05:00:23 AM
choose-your-own ______________

fucking ROCK! 

I am in for whatever needs be done...
#162
the tempo of this mix totally made me nervous.  I felt like I was gonna have a panic attack.

Way cool!
#163
Bring and Brag / Re: Bitter divorce poems
July 01, 2008, 04:39:09 AM
bringing the RAGE haikus:

hog tied on the floor
now you swear you love me
doused in kerosene


you cheated on me
"tick, tick, tick" goes the timer
won't happen again


my knuckles are raw
my steel-toed boots are bloody
then he quit moving

...these seem to come too easy to me.  I think i may need more therapy.
#164
Bring and Brag / Re: Pterodactyls? In MY artwork?!
July 01, 2008, 04:21:48 AM
i would totally display that in my office
#165
Or Kill Me / Re: Creativity in a Cultural Wasteland
July 01, 2008, 01:05:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 30, 2008, 11:33:01 PM
What Mourning Star said.

what they said