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Started by mixchd, June 18, 2008, 02:23:15 AM

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mixchd

So I had an idea today.....





we hit a couple mcdonalds and a starbucks.
we have different posters to put up as well, so more pics to come.
Time.... this intangible field we live within.  This thing with no face, but that of moving hands and shuffling numbers.  We don't own it, it owns us.  We're like it's pets, like hamsters in a hamster wheel, running... running... running... The only rest we get is sleep, but then that is interrupted too... by alarms... on clocks... that tell TIME!
=====Koan==============================================================
A CUP OF TEA
Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

Daruko

yay for us

Also, another POSTERGASM toilet item:


my wife is brilliant.

Raphaella

 :hammer:

I wish my damn printer worked, or was snake free. Also, thanks for the inspiration!!
The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and terrible OZ

Darth Cupcake

Oh my god. That one about "use toilet paper at your own risk" is fucking amazing. :lulz:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Voodoo


Verbal Mike

Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

Auguste

 :lulz:

Why didn't somebody think of this before?  The HIMEOBS one is hilarious.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

This reminds me of a printout I used to put in public restrooms, I forget exactly how it went but it was something along the lines of:

"ATTENION: Restroom Patrons,

Due to gross sexual misconduct conducted in the restrooms, hidden security cameras have been installed for your convenience and protection. Please do not copulate in the restrooms or you will be escorted from the premises and charges will be pressed.

Sincerely,
-The Managment."

Daruko

Quote from: ten ton mantis on June 21, 2008, 07:12:37 PM
This reminds me of a printout I used to put in public restrooms, I forget exactly how it went but it was something along the lines of:

"ATTENION: Restroom Patrons,

Due to gross sexual misconduct conducted in the restrooms, hidden security cameras have been installed for your convenience and protection. Please do not copulate in the restrooms or you will be escorted from the premises and charges will be pressed.

Sincerely,
-The Managment."
:mittens:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

All it takes is a printer and tape.