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i wish people would send me letters like that.


Hey, for real, I think if you printed that out & sent it to random people in the phone book, that would be pretty cool.

Cats = proof of a malevonent higher power.  Or God likes cats more than people.

These two statements need not be mutually exclusive.

I didn't say I'd be the one prodding.

Rather, I'd be the one behind the video camera.

Yeah, my name.

LMNO
-is filtered.

Cattle prod.



Just sayin'.

Cain, you rock for starting this up again.

Just remember to watch out for the word filters.

Ow!

I love Robots.



::sssllluurrp::

Someone get that man a drink!

::ssssslllluuuurrrrppppp::


Thanks, man.  It's got that aroma of man-funk, just the way I like it.

More importantly, WHERE'S MY FUCKING BOURBON, MOTHERFUCKER!?

YOU CAN TALK ABOUT GETTING ME ANOTHER FUCKING BOTTLE OF BOURBON, ASSHOLE.

BOURBON, MOTHERFUCKER!  NOW!

::ssssllluuurpp::

::ssssssss::


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What the fuck!?  EMPTY!!??  I need more fucking bourbon!  GODDAMN IT!  GIVE ME MORE MOTHERFUCKING BOURBON!!!

Yeah, you looked like you were teetering on the cusp of dichotomy, which is itself pretty much a fallacy.