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Messages - Doktor Howl

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Apple Talk / Re: Forgot about Dok
« on: Today at 03:51:50 am »
Bump. 

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Apple Talk / Richter Spotting
« on: Today at 01:14:32 am »

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: Yesterday at 11:27:33 pm »
not arrested not dead

Any fun stories?

About 13-20 alt right fuckwits beat us to the common and were established very close to the stage before we got there. The stage was extremely loud so there wasn’t a ton of back and forth during the actual program, but they tried to chant over the speakers. Fun fact: “booger people” maps well to “build the wall” which is great when you’re trying to muddle someone else’s chant.

The main body of the women’s march left and it was just the Nazis behind their police barricade and antifa behind another police line and me and like five other people in the middle. I led some chants, which is a dumb thing to do on a sore throat. As the idiots were being escorted to the trains, one of the antifa kids did something to catch a case and everything got real fucking tense. Black bloc lined up linked elbows and the cops blocked off the entire width of the street (which involved some yelling at me for being offsides) and nobody was saying anything so I marched up and down the line getting people to yell. There’s video. Then cop cars appeared at the bottom of the hill and my spider sense went off, so I Jason Bourne’d the fuck outta dodge.

Afterward I checked the bars the idiots usually frequent, but they weren’t at either. It probably was unwise to check by myself, but I still had some crazy left.

There’s video of some of it, if people want to see. Only one arrest.

I would like to see it.

You're my hero.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: Yesterday at 04:11:06 am »

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS III -- Use your imagination, fuckstick.
« on: January 19, 2019, 06:20:50 am »
.but I can't be the only one who felt a bit meh about how blasé it felt as a resu

You're not.

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Apple Talk / Re: Tucson Irregulars
« on: January 18, 2019, 06:04:15 pm »
We in Tucson would like to point out to you Americans that your president is insane and your shit is fucked.  You have a Nazi infestation and you should maybe do something about that.

Here in Tucson, it's still 1962 and Neil Sedaka is still president and breaking up is hard to do.

That being said, we in the Tucson Irregulars have some advice for those of you stuck in your post-republic hellhole.

1.  Forget what it means to be human.  Do whatever you have to do to stay off the trains.
2.  Keep your uniform well-pressed.  Slovenliness will attract the eye of your superiors.
3.  Don't be Gay or brown.  If at all possible, be male.
4.  Practice these phrases:  "I am a patriot," and "I have a personal relationship with Jesus," and "If you don't like it, go somewhere else."
5.  Crying after sex is normal.  I mean, it's normal for *you* right *now*.
6.  Prepare for the notion that the next blackout may be the new normal. 

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 18, 2019, 04:04:49 pm »
:spittake:

You've created a monster!

Are you suggesting I'm responsible for this?  :crankey:

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Apple Talk / Re: Consumer Identity
« on: January 18, 2019, 04:04:04 pm »
I view corporations more like a force of nature than conscious agents. If the hurricane blows the wildfire out then it's good. Doesn't mean I support hurricanes. Just fortunate that particular one came in handy. Me too got a publicity gift. Gillette will reap rewards. Anyone angered by this is angry at the wind for blowing in their favour.

Boom.  Boom, I say.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 18, 2019, 12:26:34 am »
More year end hijinks

Me:  "Annnnnd the financials are done."

Jeff:  "NOPE."

Me: "What?"

Jeff:  "You got ahead of me, and you have to eat another $25K in labor and $4K in accrued vacation."

Me:  "How do these bastards even get vacation?"

Jeff:  "You don't think people should get vacation?"

Me:  "Sure, but some other time."

Billy:  "He and I worked 17 hour days for days on end and he offered to feed me dead rats when I complained."

Me:  "So I gotta eat $29K MORE?"

Jeff:  "Yep.  This is all normal."  *walks out of room*

Me:  *slumps down on chair*

Billy:  "What do you know?  Even the Doktor can get stuck in the clockwork like everyone else."

Me:  "I am defeated.  My budget is garbage and the coffee is shit and the drugs do nothing."

Billy:  "Cheer up.  We still have the weekend to redo everything we spent the last 17 days doing."

Me:  "You're turning into me, you know."

Billy:  *stares at me for 2 seconds too long* 

Me:  "Don't you fucking say it."

Billy:  "This is all normal, Dok."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: January 17, 2019, 09:57:08 pm »
So, just looking at pictures of an empty capitol city.

Things fell apart, nobody did anything.

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Apple Talk / Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« on: January 17, 2019, 05:19:58 am »
The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.
So...they're the advanced course that ruin your soul, pride, wallet, and faith in humanity? U.S. and U.K. politics: the new MLM.  :lulz:

I don't have any of those.  Except the wallet.  For now.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Twelve Days
« on: January 17, 2019, 04:35:11 am »
The Spider isn't "people"...I mean, just for the record.

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Apple Talk / Re: So, there's this room in an Amino app...
« on: January 17, 2019, 04:34:20 am »
Update, I guess.

The room's mod let me ascend my Discordian soapbox and blurb about the history of the Principia, and its parodic and religious aspects...so now we have three people who seem genuinely interested in the Goddess. Now I'm wondering when an astute Hellenic pagan will come in and talk about Eris in such a way that ruins the fun. Greyface would totally have a minion like that, too. :argh!:

The Principia is a great starter kit.

The advanced course is what's going on right now in the USA and the UK.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: SPIDERS: It's not a game.
« on: January 17, 2019, 02:06:51 am »
Just read through all of this thread. Man, that was a wild ride. Yet somehow Werewolf/Mafia games always seem confusing to me, and not even in the fun way. Curse my brain! :argh!:

...also, I swear LMNO miscalculated the "put on a bus vote number" in one round. Page 29, start of round 4.
13/2 = 6.5
6.5 + 1 = 7.5
7.5 rounded up = 8
8 =/= 7
Not sure if that got corrected but uh...good job there, man :lulz:
Now to binge read the other instances of this game.

I am impressed by your mania.   :eek:

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