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[new curse]

Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...

Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Giant black wasps that implant their eggs in paralyzed tarantulas.

Damn...

[new curse]

Wait, Freeky, you live in a desert. Okay, new curse: all desert animals can read your mind and make judgments about your moral character.

But Freeky is the nicest person in the desert.   

All of the creatures will flock to her like she is Cinderella.

Except they're not Disneyfied.   

She'll be surrounded by packs of adoring javelinas.

and scorpions and tarantula wasps...

Tarantula wasps?! Dok, what have you been splicing together in your lab?

...are they more tartantula, or more wasp?

Worst music to come out of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

You bastard.

To be honest, I think we like music for the same reason we like genocide: because we are machines from Hell designed to make Metal and kill.

This.

True, but when the topic is specifically about so-called "proper" grammar, such things amuse me.


As well as when people post things like, "it is always neccessary to spell things correctly."

Yeah, that does make it funny

[I write very good]

Even if people already say I write very good for a non-native speaker.

I can't tell if you meant to do that.

But that's all right.

FYI Trip, if it wasn't intentional, the proper word is well instead of good. But no one really observes that in casual conversation anyway.

I can prove you don't have a magic sandwich.

I just ate it. You don't want it back.

[I KNOW CRAMULOUS'S SECRET WEAKNESS!]

I KNOW CRAMULOUS'S SECRET WEAKNESS!

You must not have a lawn or much of one.  I'd kill for 3 straight days of rain up here in TRONE.  I'd rather have a lush, green lawn instead of a brown, crunchy one. 

You are correct. I am a renter.

Gah, bollocks, it was worth a try.

Please draw your attention away from Boston. It looks like we're going on 3 days straight of rain.

Thanking you kindly.

[STEINBECK IS INEFFECTIVE. I AM NOW IMMUNE TO ALL GRAPEPHOBIA. YOU BETTER HAVE THAT WHISKEY. JUST SAYIN'.]

STEINBECK IS INEFFECTIVE. I AM NOW IMMUNE TO ALL GRAPEPHOBIA. YOU BETTER HAVE THAT WHISKEY. JUST SAYIN'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9x6fG3QrBE

my guess= he passed out in a pool of his own vomit about 10 minutes ago.

We've all been there...

In PMs he asked me if I was "FP".

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!???

FP is Captain Dystopia now.

Fiction Puss I'm guessing.

I did a search on him. It appears the last posts he has made were in some sort of an E-penis duel with a Mod.

How am I like this person?

IIRC Cram put out the idea that you're an alt. Maybe your writing style is like Dystopia's. Don't take it as an insult, I think he's a decent guy from what I've read from him.

I see.

Im still interested in what exactly gave Cram that idea. Given his current blood-alcohol level it may be awhile before he can tell me himself.

Cram =/= dimo/Cuddlefish.

Cram= Phineas Poxwattle.

Ergo= Cram sober, and probably asleep in NY, whereas dimo drunk and probably passed out in RI

[DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.]

The trick is to think of them as raisin fetuses instead of grapes.

Strangely, Requia, that worked. Thank you.

DERP. I AM COMING FOR YOU. PAY UP OR HAVE YOUR CAR BLOWN UP! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR I WILL HAPPILY MARCH YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST BOG AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR LETTERS.