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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 01, 2008, 05:11:59 AM

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Iason Ouabache

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and George W. Bush?






Lipstick.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Voodoo


Jenne

Ok, so www.fivethirtyeight.com is reporting a significant DROP in electoral voting from the last few days.

WTF?  Stupid asses pulled in by a MILF, or a milquetoast Obama campaign is leaving people cold?

Dr Goofy


Jenne


Sir Squid Diddimus

OFUK i want a free fuzzy thing!!

Voodoo

 :lulz:

Here is the free fuzzy thing.





Verbal Mike

THAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD I AM SO VOTING FOR HIM!!!
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

the last yatto

saw this at the checkstand isle and actually almost bought it (still miss that crazy ufo tabloid what was its name again...)

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407

QuoteWhen Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house.  As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah’s sister Heather 25 miles away!

  And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma’s future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn’t too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Voodoo

Quote from: YattoDobbs on September 12, 2008, 10:23:06 AM
saw this at the checkstand isle and actually almost bought it (still miss that crazy ufo tabloid what was its name again...)

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407

QuoteWhen Sarah found out the teen was pregnant by high schooler Levi Johnston, she was actually banished from the house.  As part of the cover-up, Palin quickly transferred Bristol to another high school and made her move in with Sarah's sister Heather 25 miles away!

  And the ENQUIRER also learned that Levi Johnston, the baby mamma's future wedded dada, who was glad handed by John McCain at the GOP Convention, isn't too happy about his impending shotgun nups either.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

Voodoo

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Rev. Voodoo on September 10, 2008, 03:16:07 PM
:lulz:

Here is the free fuzzy thing.






holy shit.


this is by far the cutest god damned thing ever.
i want one. i want one now. GIVETH!

Jenne

I like how dazed and confused it looks.  We should name it Bristol.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iason Ouabache

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