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Litany Of The Mad

Started by 1Yacatismic1, August 06, 2007, 02:59:44 AM

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1Yacatismic1

August 06, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
For Eris, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting.

Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge.

Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm.

Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear.

Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs.

Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque.

Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm.

Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real.

Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul.

Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming.

Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies.

Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be.

Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger.
I AM THE PINEAL PROPHET. HARKEN TO MY SEMANTICS:

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Doktor Loki

#1
August 06, 2007, 09:27:44 AM
Blessed are the Trolls, for they shall receive great lulz.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

AFK

#2
August 06, 2007, 02:20:24 PM
Blessed are the Punners, for they bring the groans to the party.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#3
August 06, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 06, 2007, 02:59:44 AM
For Eris, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting.

Blessed are the ...

What about the Conformists? The Mechanical? The Predictable and the Gray?

What about the bored, the boring, the dull and the humorless?



are they blessed too?

1Yacatismic1

#4
August 07, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Nay, this litany is for the truly blessed: those whose very brain chemistry has been significantly altered. Those who simpy cannot function in a "grey society." They are the Martyrs of Discordia in my opinion, so blessed they have become something altogther unrecognizable to the aneristic society.
I AM THE PINEAL PROPHET. HARKEN TO MY SEMANTICS:

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Darth Cupcake

#5
August 07, 2007, 05:34:39 PM
I am not sure how many of the categories listed can be considered blessed.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

#6
August 07, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
Can a well rested musician be blessed?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Thurnez Isa

#7
August 07, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
they are bless RWHN
in the OP

about 3 down from the Murderous....
isnt that a lovely thought?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

1Yacatismic1

#8
August 07, 2007, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 07, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
Can a well rested musician be blessed?

NEIN!!! It is the Litany of the Mad, not the "Comfertable" or the "Well Rested"

Stay awake for 4 days and then read this litany.

It will blow your mind.
I AM THE PINEAL PROPHET. HARKEN TO MY SEMANTICS:

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Thurnez Isa

#9
August 07, 2007, 06:25:07 PM
This is going to be a long 41 posts
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

AFK

#10
August 07, 2007, 06:26:29 PM
Quote from: 1Yacatismic1 on August 07, 2007, 06:24:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 07, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
Can a well rested musician be blessed?

NEIN!!! It is the Litany of the Mad, not the "Comfertable" or the "Well Rested"

Stay awake for 4 days and then read this litany.

It will blow your mind.

Will I get a refund if the results are unsatisfactory?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

1Yacatismic1

#11
August 07, 2007, 06:27:25 PM
Of course. And you can keep the Acme Back Scratcher as our free gift!
I AM THE PINEAL PROPHET. HARKEN TO MY SEMANTICS:

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AFK

#12
August 07, 2007, 06:32:08 PM
Nah, I already have a cat that does that.  And that's even better cause I don't need to use any hands at all. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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#13
August 07, 2007, 11:56:54 PM
Blessed are the crack whores for spreading venereal disease without fair compensation.

Blessed are the shit-eaters for infuriating the conservatards and amusing the trolls.

Blessed are the bong hit enemas for ending up on the wall.

Blessed are the hermaphrodites for flashing baptist preachers in the park.

Blessed are the intarwebs for traumatizing billions with its horrendous series of tubes.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

1Yacatismic1

#14
August 08, 2007, 12:41:50 AM
well...that IS pretty crazy
I AM THE PINEAL PROPHET. HARKEN TO MY SEMANTICS:

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