Door knocking Bible Thumpers

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah, that's a possibility, but everyone's seen LOTR Now, so Sauron would be better, renamed, and repackaged, and sprayed down with febreeze. Like they did with Mithras when they Christed  everthing. Plenty to work with, he's just a big ol' eye, after all. Soaring cat sees everyting, You sorry spinners, Make prays to him!

You could always go to third world countries like the Christians do.

[BabylonHoruv]

Last evening I saw several people going door to door in my neighborhood with pamphlets in their hands. I went to my office and with a magic marker wrote "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GOD. DO NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR." As I was putting the last piece of tape on my poster they came to my porch. I just stared at them as they read my sign. One guy started to say something and I cocked my eyebrow at him. His mouth slammed shut and they left.

Sometimes timing is everything.

Awsome!

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

You have accomplished a small part of my dream of one day spiking a LDS sacrament with LSD.

They were Jehovahs Witlesses, but I would have still done it if they were LDS. (They're not so endemic over here.)  JW's are almost as funny, and just as Zealous.

LDS won't drink coffee.  I'm not sure if they'll even drink soda.  Just as a warning so that you spike the right thing.

[Adios]

Last evening I saw several people going door to door in my neighborhood with pamphlets in their hands. I went to my office and with a magic marker wrote "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GOD. DO NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR." As I was putting the last piece of tape on my poster they came to my porch. I just stared at them as they read my sign. One guy started to say something and I cocked my eyebrow at him. His mouth slammed shut and they left.

Sometimes timing is everything.

Awsome!

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

You have accomplished a small part of my dream of one day spiking a LDS sacrament with LSD.

They were Jehovahs Witlesses, but I would have still done it if they were LDS. (They're not so endemic over here.)  JW's are almost as funny, and just as Zealous.

LDS won't drink coffee.  I'm not sure if they'll even drink soda.  Just as a warning so that you spike the right thing.

Take it from an ex mormon, they drink soda.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Last evening I saw several people going door to door in my neighborhood with pamphlets in their hands. I went to my office and with a magic marker wrote "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GOD. DO NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR." As I was putting the last piece of tape on my poster they came to my porch. I just stared at them as they read my sign. One guy started to say something and I cocked my eyebrow at him. His mouth slammed shut and they left.

Sometimes timing is everything.

Awsome!

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

You have accomplished a small part of my dream of one day spiking a LDS sacrament with LSD.

They were Jehovahs Witlesses, but I would have still done it if they were LDS. (They're not so endemic over here.)  JW's are almost as funny, and just as Zealous.

They probably just assumed it was some demonic presence trying to fuck with them. 

[BadBeast]

Quote from: BadBeast on Today at 19:02:31
Yeah, that's a possibility, but everyone's seen LOTR Now, so Sauron would be better, renamed, and repackaged, and sprayed down with febreeze. Like they did with Mithras when they Christed  everthing. Plenty to work with, he's just a big ol' eye, after all. Soaring cat sees everyting, You sorry spinners, Make prays to him!

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on Today at 66.66 
You could always go to third world countries like the Christians do.


And end up getting kidnapped by armed gangs of Rebels, or insurgents in some half baked arid Hell hole, trying to preach Numenorean Mysticism, to people who eat stuff like Jellyfish, or crunchy fried bugs?

I'd only consider it, if the beds were soft, and I didn't have to eat anything that has more limbs than me, or more eyes than me. And I don't want to see a single bloody Hobbit, Wizard, or any of those Bastard Nazgul. Creepy fucks. A couple of Elf "Chambermaids"
(NOT Wood Elves, ((Unbearable Hippys))  I want HIGH Elves!) A Troll Bodyguard, and a good Cook. Then I'd be up for it. Perhaps.  

@Ratatosk. I think there may well have actually been a Demonic presence trying to fuck with them.
I did nothing to discourage any traffic from the Darkside, not my fault the batteries in their Watchtowers didn't work,
or when they pulled out their Bibles for spiritual reassurance,  they'd unfortunately forgotten how to read!
(If they had had illuminated manuscripts, instead, they might have felt a little less, . . .  Possessed!)  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Last evening I saw several people going door to door in my neighborhood with pamphlets in their hands. I went to my office and with a magic marker wrote "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GOD. DO NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR." As I was putting the last piece of tape on my poster they came to my porch. I just stared at them as they read my sign. One guy started to say something and I cocked my eyebrow at him. His mouth slammed shut and they left.

Sometimes timing is everything.

Awsome!

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

You have accomplished a small part of my dream of one day spiking a LDS sacrament with LSD.

They were Jehovahs Witlesses, but I would have still done it if they were LDS. (They're not so endemic over here.)  JW's are almost as funny, and just as Zealous.

LDS won't drink coffee.  I'm not sure if they'll even drink soda.  Just as a warning so that you spike the right thing.

Take it from an ex mormon, they drink soda.

Yeah I remember Romney saying something to that effect. The rule is not to drink "hot drinks". That can be interpreted as coffee or tea. But soda isn't hot. So depending on your interp you can drink caffeine.

[BadBeast]

In England, everybody drinks Tea. It's the Law!

It is an offence, punishable by up to £2000 fine, and / or 3 weeks in Prison, to refuse, when offered, a Cup of Tea. Unless , of course you are carrying a form T.E.694/b  "Tea Exemption Certificate", signed by your Doktor, and your MP.

[Adios]

Last evening I saw several people going door to door in my neighborhood with pamphlets in their hands. I went to my office and with a magic marker wrote "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GOD. DO NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR." As I was putting the last piece of tape on my poster they came to my porch. I just stared at them as they read my sign. One guy started to say something and I cocked my eyebrow at him. His mouth slammed shut and they left.

Sometimes timing is everything.

Awsome!

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

You have accomplished a small part of my dream of one day spiking a LDS sacrament with LSD.

They were Jehovahs Witlesses, but I would have still done it if they were LDS. (They're not so endemic over here.)  JW's are almost as funny, and just as Zealous.

LDS won't drink coffee.  I'm not sure if they'll even drink soda.  Just as a warning so that you spike the right thing.

Take it from an ex mormon, they drink soda.

Yeah I remember Romney saying something to that effect. The rule is not to drink "hot drinks". That can be interpreted as coffee or tea. But soda isn't hot. So depending on your interp you can drink caffeine.

The Word Of Wisdom specifically states no coffee, tea, alcohol, tobacco or harmful drugs.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Last evening I saw several people going door to door in my neighborhood with pamphlets in their hands. I went to my office and with a magic marker wrote "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GOD. DO NOT KNOCK ON MY DOOR." As I was putting the last piece of tape on my poster they came to my porch. I just stared at them as they read my sign. One guy started to say something and I cocked my eyebrow at him. His mouth slammed shut and they left.

Sometimes timing is everything.

Awsome!

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

You have accomplished a small part of my dream of one day spiking a LDS sacrament with LSD.

They were Jehovahs Witlesses, but I would have still done it if they were LDS. (They're not so endemic over here.)  JW's are almost as funny, and just as Zealous.

LDS won't drink coffee.  I'm not sure if they'll even drink soda.  Just as a warning so that you spike the right thing.

Take it from an ex mormon, they drink soda.

Yeah I remember Romney saying something to that effect. The rule is not to drink "hot drinks". That can be interpreted as coffee or tea. But soda isn't hot. So depending on your interp you can drink caffeine.

The Word Of Wisdom specifically states no coffee, tea, alcohol, tobacco or harmful drugs.

Thanks Hawk, I knew that I would probably mess it up.

[BadBeast]

Why not give them a nice healthy granola bar, or some home made flapjacks, liberally sprayed down, with a plant mister, and a 5% solution? All that Oaty goodness is so hard to resist!