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Greatest Troll Thread OF ALL TIME

Started by Cramulus, November 09, 2009, 02:52:07 PM

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Which of these threads contains the most lulz?

Why is the internet so fucking fascist? (IANAR)
4 (12.5%)
Hello again everyone! (massive TL;DR) (IANAR)
0 (0%)
BIP- Just call me Nigger to my face. (Lamanite)
3 (9.4%)
A kLoKwErK kAoS (AKK)
8 (25%)
Stirring up Trouble: Why Api is anti-MLK Day (Aini)
0 (0%)
SO, ARAFELIS: Trying to stir shit? (Arafelis)
0 (0%)
Pointless drama, hysteria and self-righteous whinging thread. (Daruko)
1 (3.1%)
Attn: TGRR, Nigel, and Faust? (Daruko)
2 (6.3%)
Extract of DK fail thread. (Dead Kennedy)
2 (6.3%)
Taboo Soup (Lamanite)
0 (0%)
BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls (Pterodactyl Handler X)
9 (28.1%)
Clearly THIS thread is the winner
3 (9.4%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Voting closed: November 16, 2009, 02:52:07 PM

Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

Telarus

Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 09:28:07 AM
no, thats wrong.

Yeah, you have to realize that he's a troll that came HERE because we ran into him on a pagan forum (The Celtic Connection). You really have to go over and see what he did to the iddly Wiccans before making that call.


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Ambassador KLOK KAOS

Quote from: Telarus on July 04, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 09:28:07 AM
no, thats wrong.

Yeah, you have to realize that he's a troll that came HERE because we ran into him on a pagan forum (The Celtic Connection). You really have to go over and see what he did to the iddly Wiccans before making that call.


:lulz: :fnord: :kingmeh:

I must have misunderstood, from the looks of it it was an alt for Dr howl, but then again I didn't pay too close attention.

If that's the case though (he was a former butt hurt target), This is pretty win.  He also gets points for style.

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


Faust

Quote from: Telarus on July 04, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 09:28:07 AM
no, thats wrong.

Yeah, you have to realize that he's a troll that came HERE because we ran into him on a pagan forum (The Celtic Connection). You really have to go over and see what he did to the iddly Wiccans before making that call.


:lulz: :fnord: :kingmeh:

Run into is a bit fortuitous sounding, we have had TCC under siege for years now. It was only a matter of time before people ran into him.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Ambassador KLOK KAOS

Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 09:52:03 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 04, 2011, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 04, 2011, 09:28:07 AM
no, thats wrong.

Yeah, you have to realize that he's a troll that came HERE because we ran into him on a pagan forum (The Celtic Connection). You really have to go over and see what he did to the iddly Wiccans before making that call.


:lulz: :fnord: :kingmeh:

Run into is a bit fortuitous sounding, we have had TCC under siege for years now. It was only a matter of time before people ran into him.

Noted, I withdraw my stupid objection yet am noting for the record that it was an obvious troll and was one of the only posts I've received any constructive and legitimate feedback on.  Oh internet!  You crazy cat!
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Crazy obvious trolls are the best kind, especially on pagan forums when the admins are so conditioned to accept stupid things unconditionally.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ambassador KLOK KAOS

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 10:17:24 AM
Crazy obvious trolls are the best kind, especially on pagan forums when the admins are so conditioned to accept stupid things unconditionally.

I actually just read a post in the quotes Kain posted about trying to explain that magic doesn't work, I lol'd (I assume it's from there).  Please do send an invite next time someone has a party over ther.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


Don Coyote

Are you guys saying PH is a troll? :cry:

Cainad (dec.)

Frankly, I'm offended that I haven't been recognized as the best PD troll evar.

Because I've been posting insincerely this whole time.

Payne

Quote from: Cainad on July 04, 2011, 05:27:18 PM
Frankly, I'm offended that I haven't been recognized as the best PD troll evar.

Because I've been posting insincerely this whole time.

Just you wait till you all die and don't go to the awesome afterlife I've been promising you all this time.

I declare I'm the best troll.

Ambassador KLOK KAOS

Everyone please post evidence proving you are the most insincere.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 08:39:54 PM
Everyone please post evidence proving you are the most insincere.

When I troll, I'm sincere as hell.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Sincere trolling is the best kind.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ambassador KLOK KAOS

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 08:39:54 PM
Everyone please post evidence proving you are the most insincere.

When I troll, I'm sincere as hell.

Saying that sounds too sincere.  You are under investigation.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:24:32 PM
Sincere trolling is the best kind.

Hell, yeah.  When I'm trolling, I pick a position and I BELIEVE it for the duration of the troll.
Molon Lube