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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM

Poll
Question: which is better Pie or Cake
Option 1: Pie
Option 2: Cake
Title: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
i need to settle a dispute between my friend and i, he says cake is better but i say pie is the best.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 02, 2007, 09:34:31 PM
Please to be more specific with regards to pie ingredients.

Does this pie contain cream or pig innards?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 02, 2007, 10:33:44 PM
Im torn with my decision
:?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 02, 2007, 11:09:12 PM
Pie can have many uses from in the face to measuring round things.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 11:55:40 PM
Quote from: davedim on April 02, 2007, 09:34:31 PM
Please to be more specific with regards to pie ingredients.

Does this pie contain cream or pig innards?

Goddammit. Only a Scot...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 03, 2007, 01:49:18 AM
the pie could have any filling, as with cake having any topping or frosting
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on April 03, 2007, 03:23:45 AM
Butter or guns?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 03, 2007, 03:28:30 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 02, 2007, 11:55:40 PM
Quote from: davedim on April 02, 2007, 09:34:31 PM
Please to be more specific with regards to pie ingredients.

Does this pie contain cream or pig innards?

Goddammit. Only a Scot...

It's actually mutton.

Not that you could tell though.

I was drunk when I posted that.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jenne on April 03, 2007, 07:39:17 AM
Shit...this is PD?  :lulz:  "Who's your daddy now?"

Pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 01:56:27 PM
Booze.


EOT.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 02:52:21 PM
In the above poll, pie is DESTROYING cake

Who's that one sucker who voted for cake?

:hashishim:

Haw haw, everybody disagrees with you!


Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 02:56:47 PM
I did.

Fuck pie. The only pie worth a fuck is chocolate cream, and pumpkin.

Who the fuck eats birthday pie?

Fuck all you pie lovers.

Hunter - pastry rebel
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 02:58:54 PM
Cake sucks ass you douchebag!

You're as American as Apple Cake.

pshhhw
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 03:13:03 PM
Pi.
Pie Charts.
American Pie sequals.
Modonna singing American Pie.

Fuck pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
someone left Hunter out in the rain



(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/piechart1.jpg)
polls don't lie dude, pie is beloved by all. See?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 03:19:35 PM
Touche, Professor.

You win this round...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 03, 2007, 04:07:24 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 02:56:47 PM
I did.

Fuck pie. The only pie worth a fuck is chocolate cream, and pumpkin.

Who the fuck eats birthday pie?

Fuck all you pie lovers.

Hunter - pastry rebel
you're just a conforming-nonconformist
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 04:08:47 PM
According to a recent poll i'm the only person who like pie. In the world.
It's at the top of the page.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 04:16:47 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 04:08:47 PM
According to a recent poll i'm the only person who like pie. In the world.
It's at the top of the page.

wait I thought you liked cake.

It's either/or, man. You can't like both.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 04:19:59 PM
Typo.
I like cake.
Exclusively.

I will drive 80 miles to fight pie lovers.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 03, 2007, 04:38:42 PM
I came to conclusion I like cake (blackforest and angel made my mind)
but apparently my vote doesn't count
:|
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 04:42:55 PM
Welcome to America.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on April 03, 2007, 05:32:36 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
someone left Hunter out in the rain



(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/piechart1.jpg)
polls don't lie dude, pie is beloved by all. See?

the fact that this is a pie-chart of course makes it sorta biased, dontcha think? :)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
I wanted to challenge it, but I'm a moron.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Yeah well excel has no 'cake chart' option

Hmmm although it DOES have a 'doughnut chart' option
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2007, 05:37:30 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
i need to settle a dispute between my friend and i, he says cake is better but i say pie is the best.

Not this shit again.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on April 03, 2007, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
i need to settle a dispute between my friend and i, he says cake is better but i say pie is the best.

I dunno, which one will float better?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 04, 2007, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 05:35:46 PM
Yeah well excel has no 'cake chart' option

Hmmm although it DOES have a 'doughnut chart' option

Follow LMNO's suggestion:

Use a BAR chart.

(and get wasted).
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 01:40:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 03, 2007, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
i need to settle a dispute between my friend and i, he says cake is better but i say pie is the best.

I dunno, which one will float better?
cake would float, but then get soggy and break up
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on April 04, 2007, 11:05:34 AM
ok, 11 to 1

can we close the poll now?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 04, 2007, 01:32:06 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 01:40:35 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 03, 2007, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
i need to settle a dispute between my friend and i, he says cake is better but i say pie is the best.

I dunno, which one will float better?
cake would float, but then get soggy and break up

pIE MIGHT FLOAT iN itS PIE TIN.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 04:21:13 PM
yes it would.
in case of an emergency, grab a pie, not a cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 04:30:17 PM
here here, another virtue of pie

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/piestewardess.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 08:08:30 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on April 05, 2007, 03:01:20 AM
This thread needs moar pics
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 06, 2007, 06:42:29 AM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/love-this-thread.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 06, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
I vote for whichever has lemon curd.

Also,
(http://www.utdallas.edu/~katies/threadjack.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 06, 2007, 03:35:56 PM
pie.

srsly. what kind of asshole votes for cake?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 06, 2007, 03:48:06 PM
hunter does
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 06, 2007, 03:54:41 PM
I chose cake...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 06, 2007, 03:55:23 PM
What.

The.

Fuck.


Didn't you see my pie chart??
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 06, 2007, 04:00:20 PM
photobucket blocked by sonicwall content filter service.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 06, 2007, 04:15:19 PM
I can think of only one advantage cake has, and that's I haven't seen a naked woman jump out of a pie.

Still voted for pie.  I'm a fatty.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 06, 2007, 04:17:45 PM
i've seen a naked women jump into a pie
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 06, 2007, 04:19:13 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 06, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
it happened in my mind
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 06, 2007, 09:35:20 PM
I saw once on 99th mind a video about a girl with a cake fetish.

You can look it up when you get home.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 07, 2007, 12:20:35 AM
Sploshing?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 07, 2007, 12:40:54 AM
Nope... eating cake in a very fetishistic setting.  you can look up the video when you get home.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 07, 2007, 02:08:56 AM
This had better be worth installing and then uninstalling quicktime for.

EDIT:  I wish I had 3D glasses.  And pie would have been sexier.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 07, 2007, 02:22:37 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 07, 2007, 02:08:56 AM
This had better be worth installing and then uninstalling quicktime for.

EDIT:  I wish I had 3D glasses.  And pie would have been sexier.

was it worth it?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 07, 2007, 02:34:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waHgQsDhPeY

same video

nsfw
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 07, 2007, 02:58:40 AM
It was worth it.  And thanks for the youtube url.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 07, 2007, 03:11:33 AM
ooo sexy
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 09, 2007, 03:56:35 PM
By the logic of a 3rd grade lunchroom, I support pie.  The pie has unmatched bartering power.  Cake or Cupcake cannot compare.
-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 09, 2007, 05:35:37 PM
pie loses to cake only when cake = ice cream cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 09, 2007, 06:26:59 PM
ice cream cake is just square shaped-ice cream with frosting on it
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 09, 2007, 07:05:07 PM
if you could get away with it, scott free, no questions asked: What would you do to a klondike bar?

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 09, 2007, 07:13:09 PM
It involves tentacles.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 09, 2007, 07:14:46 PM
Once again:
Fuck this shitty pie loving thread.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 09, 2007, 07:15:27 PM
no
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 09, 2007, 07:18:29 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 09, 2007, 07:14:46 PM
Once again:
Fuck this shitty pie loving thread.

Nuh-uh!  Yeast infections are bad enough when they happen normally - I ain't gonna ENCOURAGE one!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2007, 07:30:02 PM
Okay, just so the crybabies can stop bellyaching, here is a data summary in impartial "doughnut chart" format.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/cakepiedonut.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2007, 07:31:02 PM
not true cause my vote for cake didn't register
I think its time to take to the streets
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 09, 2007, 07:33:40 PM
the streets will run red with cherry filling!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 09, 2007, 11:00:29 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2007, 07:31:02 PM
not true cause my vote for cake didn't register
I think its time to take to the streets

The revolution starts here.
We'll burn this whole shitty sub-forum to the ground!
FUCK RECIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 09, 2007, 11:03:19 PM
time to unleash the power of meta-quote monster!!!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 10, 2007, 01:30:04 PM
Marie Antoinette liked her some cake...

"If they have no cake...Then let them eat shit."
                 -Kouta Hirano

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 10, 2007, 01:53:17 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 10, 2007, 03:46:16 PM
Pie-loving heathens... o-o
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 10, 2007, 06:11:15 PM
That's 3 for the Cake Revolution.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 10, 2007, 06:14:19 PM
so now its 3 to 1 billion
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 10, 2007, 06:18:13 PM
Me, Dave, and TI are the 3.
I'll take those odds.

Dave eats sheep intestines.
If he'll do that to his own body, imagine what he'll do to you.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 10, 2007, 06:18:42 PM
Pie won, hippies.  Get over it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 10, 2007, 06:22:53 PM
Quote from: Jean Valjean
Do you hear the people sing, sing the song of angry cake!!!!

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 11, 2007, 12:04:29 AM
"The Pie is also evil."
   -Brian Clevinger

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 11, 2007, 12:57:39 AM
i declare genocide on all cake lovers!!!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 11, 2007, 04:21:24 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 11, 2007, 12:57:39 AM
i declare genocide on all cake lovers!!!!

JUST FUCKING TRY IT
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 11, 2007, 04:30:17 AM
let them eat cake!

had to.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 11, 2007, 04:40:36 AM
I can't believe this hasn't been resolved yet. You guys sure are touchy about your pie and/or cake.

I vote for whiskey.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 11, 2007, 05:38:39 AM
it has been resolved, but certain cake-eaters among us refuse to let dead dogs lie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 11, 2007, 05:40:11 AM
Excellent! Let dessert preferences pave the way for the new world disorder etc etc.

~~~Rambling. Like a fool.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 11, 2007, 11:20:27 AM
The New World Disorder is the current system of international governance.  True story.  The horrible truth about conspiracy theory is they are all wrong and instead of one figurehead at the wheel, you have a committee of 17 trying to steer the damn thing.  And we all know how good committees are at things...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 11, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
Ah yes, my bad, I meant the New New World Order. Where a commitee of these three manic cake lovers rule by Battenburg.

Sounds a little strange, but it's true I tells ya!

~~~Apologies for the facetious tone, it was entirely unintended.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 11, 2007, 11:44:40 AM
Yeah, thats the one

:tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 11, 2007, 01:17:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 11, 2007, 04:40:36 AM
I vote for whiskey.

This is the only correct answer, ever.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 11, 2007, 01:21:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 11, 2007, 01:17:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 11, 2007, 04:40:36 AM
I vote for whiskey.

This is the only correct answer, ever.

Wrong.  Only filthy bog-trotting Irishmen drink that swill they call whiskey.  Everyone else drinks far superior whisky.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 11, 2007, 01:26:24 PM
Actually, Cain keeps picking up on my bad habits, such as spelling whisky wrong. Fook! I do of course mean Scottish whisky.

However,  due to budget constraints, I am most often to be found drinking stuff that tastes so bad it doesn't matter whether or not theres an E in it...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 11, 2007, 01:29:34 PM
Just make sure its a single malt....I tried the blended whisky at Tesco's once and I wanted to kill myself.  I dedicated a haiku to it, it was that bad.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 11, 2007, 01:31:46 PM
"Safeways Own Brand Vodka" fucking hell that was terrible. Its actually the Morrisons own brand whisky which I was referring to... :hangs head in abject shame: You can only drink that with coke and ice, I don't care what anyone says.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 11, 2007, 01:43:41 PM
I only drink Bushmills with coke and ice.

Besides, with vodka put it through the water filter a few times then chuck it in the freezer.  Comes out beautifully.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AM
A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

A few days before that, I gave my roommate a shot of the stuff.  He immediately started coughing and crying while I pointed and laughed.

Now, back on topic.  Bow down to your lord and savior.

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/000H000/JesusPie.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 12, 2007, 01:06:04 PM
Its too sugary.  Bushmills is destined to be a high quality mixer and nothing more.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 12, 2007, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AM
A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

A few days before that, I gave my roommate a shot of the stuff.  He immediately started coughing and crying while I pointed and laughed.

Now, back on topic.  Bow down to your lord and savior.

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f288/000H000/JesusPie.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 12, 2007, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AM
A few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Pseudoephedrine HCL decongestants also help (or diphenhydramine HCL, to a lesser extent).  They're no fix for the infection, but they'll take the pressure off.  Combining ::Carefully:: with alchohol works better, and will hopefully avoid the possibility of your eardrum blowing out while you're passed out. 

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 12, 2007, 03:45:31 PM
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind if that ever happens again.

The doc gave me antibiotics and vicodin.  I would go to work, pop one and spend the afternoon/evening with a big goofy smile on my face.  Best work week EVAR.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 12, 2007, 03:49:21 PM
I am reliably informed that working with codeine is the best.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 13, 2007, 01:25:51 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 12, 2007, 03:49:21 PM
I am reliably informed that working with codeine is the best.
Opiates in general are damn effective at making you brain feel better than anything else. 

Izzo: That avatar is made of win.  Thanks for throwing out something I could  :lulz: to!

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 13, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AMA few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 04:22:57 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AMA few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 13, 2007, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 04:22:57 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AMA few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 06:04:11 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 04:22:57 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AMA few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');
Lethal Dose 50th percentile.

You trying to kill yourself?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 13, 2007, 01:36:41 PM
Quote from: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 06:04:11 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 04:22:57 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AMA few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');
Lethal Dose 50th percentile.

You trying to kill yourself?

The depraved of my land know this as "Robotripping".  I've got no lethality stats, but all reports say it's a bad trip to go on.
Like I tell me sibbling: Get real drugs.

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 13, 2007, 03:42:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 13, 2007, 01:36:41 PM
Quote from: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 06:04:11 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:36:54 AM
Quote from: saint aini on April 13, 2007, 04:22:57 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on April 13, 2007, 04:17:32 AM
Quote from: Izzo on April 12, 2007, 10:13:55 AMA few months back I had an ear infection.  The Pain started in the middle ear and branched off to my temple and my jaw line.  Until I was able to see a doctor, the only thing that stopped the pain was Bushmills.  Lots of it.  Swirling it around in my mouth like it was listerine.  I downed 3/4 of a bottle in one night until I finally passed out.

Next time, drink 5 bottles of Robitussin.

The pain won't go away, but it'll transform into a mildly annoying leprechaun that you can cover with a blanket and stick in the corner of the room.

Isn't that close to LD50?

LD50 == $input('huh?');
Lethal Dose 50th percentile.

You trying to kill yourself?

The depraved of my land know this as "Robotripping".  I've got no lethality stats, but all reports say it's a bad trip to go on.
Like I tell me sibbling: Get real drugs.

-R

I would never do that, but there's no reason not to tell you to.  My wife used to, until it gave her a case of gall stones so bad that she was hours away from death.

As for "Real Drugs," yes, that's preferred.  Or at least the active ingredient in Robo purified somehow so as to eliminate all the other crap they put in there.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
Used to be codiene.

Now, I think it's just ibuprophin, pseudoephidrine, and alcohol.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 13, 2007, 04:20:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 13, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
Used to be codiene.

Now, I think it's just ibuprophin, pseudoephidrine, and alcohol.
So we may just be looking at an elaborate case of amphetamine psychosis.
Scary.  The Jimmy Tango skit form SNL wasn't far off.
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6876/jtangvestdl6.jpg)
(Note: Real drugs story ::or:: "Why I'm a good Brother" will be after suficient quantum colapse.  That reply went up before me coffee, ie, when i'm in horrible cunt mode.)

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 05:17:38 PM
Dextromethoraphin is the trip.

5 bottles of any size can't OD you unless it's the wrong stuff, or you combo it with other things.

The trip is highly dissociative, so it's far closer to PCP or Ketamine than it is to acid or shrooms. People say it's a bad trip because they have never tripped in that manner before. For it's place, it's a fine drug.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 13, 2007, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 05:17:38 PM
The trip is highly dissociative, so it's far closer to PCP or Ketamine than it is to acid or shrooms. People say it's a bad trip because they have never tripped in that manner before. For it's place, it's a fine drug.

::Bows::
Truly impresive knowledge of psychotropics. 
How about are the side effects?

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on April 13, 2007, 05:37:03 PM
I tripped out on DXM (close cousin of k) once and it was pretty bizarre. A friend in a chem program just ordered a jar of it from a catalogue and they sent it to him, no questions asked. It was interesting - I wouldn't say it was a good trip. It certainly wasn't as fun as psychedelics. Some people say that psychedelics and dissociatives are on opposite ends of the spectrum, and now I see why.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 13, 2007, 05:47:49 PM
i like how this thread went from pies to drugs.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: the dreadful hours on April 13, 2007, 05:52:07 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
i need to settle a dispute between my friend and i, he says cake is better but i say pie is the best.

i like yellow cake
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 06:00:04 PM
They are.
While technically tripping is a "side-effect" I'll take that to mean negative effects.
(I don't actually know what a side-effect is in this case, since you're using the drug in an unintended manner in the first place.)
The first noticable effct is the "Robo-itch". You will begin itching and scratching all over. That's my only pretrip effect.
Once in, dissociation, will begin. You begin to lose your sense of self. There are usually heavy temporal and spatial distortions, making a room look like a warehouse and an hour feels like a week. Set and setting are big for these effects. When I'm alone in my room it seems cozy and it feels like the whole world is right outside my window. In an unknown place, like a new house, the house seems giant and my brain makes up stories as to why i'm there.
Low dose and high dose differ greatly. At low dose I feel high and drunk and on alot of caffine. High dose makes me sit and stare. To an outsider I look like I'm meditating, or losing it, but in my brain i'm living a crazy dream. For instance one time I went to Asgard.
A final interesting note is the sense of kinship I feel with "people". People on TV become my friends. Same with people in my hallucinations  (i.e. Odin).
OH, Don't plan on walking properly for about 6 hours or so. It's like trying to drive a mech.
You won't sleep either.
Also there's a body buzz the next day.
Plus you shiver, even when you're not cold. It's because while on it, your bodytemp goes up about a degree, due to your hyperactive brain.
I love it, most hate it.
I think that's all.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 13, 2007, 10:41:26 PM
You're all a bunch of fucking junkies.  Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my Soma ration.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 22, 2007, 09:36:18 PM
But.... cake can be layered.
and soaked in booze
I love cake. Especially birthday cake.
MMMmmmm birthday caaaaaaaaaake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 22, 2007, 09:49:41 PM
But then there's also this:
http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html (http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 22, 2007, 10:28:43 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on April 22, 2007, 09:36:18 PM
But.... cake can be layered.
and soaked in booze


brandy black forest cake
one of the seriously best moments in life
there is not alot I would rather do
which just goes to show you how fucked up my priorities actually are
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 22, 2007, 10:34:03 PM
Much indecision between genocide and decadence ITT
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 25, 2007, 03:20:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 22, 2007, 10:34:03 PM
Much indecision between genocide and decadence ITT

Compromise with a good Roman Orgy maybe? 

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: B_M_W on April 26, 2007, 06:54:52 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 13, 2007, 05:17:38 PM
Dextromethoraphin is the trip.

5 bottles of any size can't OD you unless it's the wrong stuff, or you combo it with other things.

The trip is highly dissociative, so it's far closer to PCP or Ketamine than it is to acid or shrooms. People say it's a bad trip because they have never tripped in that manner before. For it's place, it's a fine drug.

1) I laugh at people who take ketamine, one of the drugs used in the anesthesia for the biovarectomy I just did.

2) Heres a hint to people who do drugs out there. Its not a hint from me, its from my animal phys professor.

"You know, if you feel you must experiment, there are better things out there than PCP, LSD, extascy and Meth. I'm not suggesting that you go out and try, say, heroine, or coccaine, but you know, at least those things are relatively safe in low quatitities, unlike those other things, which can easily cause permanent brain damage. Plus, you wouldn't eat at the houses of the people that make this stuff, they are that untrustworthy, so why the hell would you take something that they made in their bathtub?"
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2007, 10:05:39 AM
LSD is relatively safe.  Its got no addictive chemical properties and its physical effects on those who are not pregnant or taking antidepressants are neglible.  Mentally is another matter, but flashbacks are pretty rare and uncovering a latent psychosis even more so.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on April 26, 2007, 01:54:08 PM
I prefer grass and shrooms on every now and then.  Tried coke once, didn't like it.  Won't touch heroin, although I wouldn't mind giving opium a try, provided it's in smokeable form.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2007, 02:01:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2007, 10:05:39 AM
LSD is relatively safe.  Its got no addictive chemical properties and its physical effects on those who are not pregnant or taking antidepressants are neglible.  Mentally is another matter, but flashbacks are pretty rare and uncovering a latent psychosis even more so.


The problem is, there's no guarantee that what you're ingesting really is LSD.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2007, 02:02:20 PM
There is you're a psychologist carrying out investigations into its use for psychotherapy.  Or know some.  8)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2007, 02:10:49 PM
Ok, if you're for real, I am really fucking jealous.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 26, 2007, 02:21:56 PM
Not yet.  Technically, under UK law, even medical research of LSD has been banned since the 70s.  But you may have heard of the "research drugs" that were being sold from the USA to UK, legally, due to the fact they were more potent, industrially created versions of LSD.  A challenge is being made in the courts to overturn the ruling on chemicals "from the LSD drug family" to be sold because of therapeutic benefits, and it may succeed.  If it does, I know several students who are officially going to request to work on such a program.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2007, 02:28:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2007, 02:21:56 PM
Not yet.  Technically, under UK law, even medical research of LSD has been banned since the 70s.  But you may have heard of the "research drugs" that were being sold from the USA to UK, legally, due to the fact they were more potent, industrially created versions of LSD.  A challenge is being made in the courts to overturn the ruling on chemicals "from the LSD drug family" to be sold because of therapeutic benefits, and it may succeed.  If it does, I know a poster at PD.com who is moving to the UK.


LMNO
-I know this goes against the "false slacK" stuff I was spouting a few months ago, but I don't care.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 26, 2007, 04:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2007, 02:02:20 PM
There is you're a psychologist carrying out investigations into its use for psychotherapy.  Or know some.  8)

In guided therapy LSD can be VERY effective for exploring personal issues (With a doctor who REALLy knows what they are doing).  There were some great studies done in the 1950's about it,  I'll try to dig some up.  Similar things have been tried with E in recent years, but I'm more wary of it as a drug.  (Also problematic getting pure, uncut stuff.)

-R   
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2007, 04:34:10 PM
It worked for Carey Grant, and Leary had some good results before he turned into a guru/nutjob
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 28, 2007, 03:30:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 26, 2007, 04:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2007, 02:02:20 PM
There is you're a psychologist carrying out investigations into its use for psychotherapy.  Or know some.  8)

In guided therapy LSD can be VERY effective for exploring personal issues (With a doctor who REALLy knows what they are doing).  There were some great studies done in the 1950's about it,  I'll try to dig some up.  Similar things have been tried with E in recent years, but I'm more wary of it as a drug.  (Also problematic getting pure, uncut stuff.)

-R   

That doesn't surprise me.  I would expect with a trained professional that the results could be quite extraordinary.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2007, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2007, 03:30:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 26, 2007, 04:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 26, 2007, 02:02:20 PM
There is you're a psychologist carrying out investigations into its use for psychotherapy.  Or know some.  8)

In guided therapy LSD can be VERY effective for exploring personal issues (With a doctor who REALLy knows what they are doing).  There were some great studies done in the 1950's about it,  I'll try to dig some up.  Similar things have been tried with E in recent years, but I'm more wary of it as a drug.  (Also problematic getting pure, uncut stuff.)

-R   

That doesn't surprise me.  I would expect with a trained professional that the results could be quite extraordinary.

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/lsd/grofhist.htm  (History of LSD, uses and effects in therapy.)
http://www.a1b2c3.com/drugs/lsd03.htm  (Problems with LSD in therapy.  A non - scholarly source, but some decent coutnerpoints.)

A consistant point is always having a therapist or "Spotter" present with the person tripping, which agrees with common knowledge I've run into regarding any hallucinatory drug.  The second article has it's scare tactic points, but also addresses real concerns with the results of various effects. 
There's also a good bit of material on how any such research is being quashed in the U.S.

-R

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:14:14 AM
Except by the CIA.  I'd bet money thats still running, since it was co-current to MKUltra and thats had its successor operations.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: PopeTom on April 29, 2007, 05:03:56 PM
While I voted pie I am curious if big gay Jell-O fits into the discussion anyplace.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 29, 2007, 10:43:03 PM
jell-o never fits into a discussion about pie or cake, ever
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on April 30, 2007, 12:27:40 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on April 29, 2007, 10:43:03 PM
jell-o never fits into a discussion about pie or cake, ever

This is the correct confection-ism.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: PopeTom on April 30, 2007, 11:53:54 AM
How about cheesecake then?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 30, 2007, 01:15:20 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 30, 2007, 11:53:54 AM
How about cheesecake then?

Being a semisolid mass cotnained in a crust, I'd call it a pie exploring different facets of confectionary identity. 
It's relative, they Key Lime pie, is a good example of this assertion.

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: PopeTom on April 30, 2007, 01:42:02 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 30, 2007, 01:15:20 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 30, 2007, 11:53:54 AM
How about cheesecake then?

Being a semisolid mass cotnained in a crust, I'd call it a pie exploring different facets of confectionary identity. 
It's relative, they Key Lime pie, is a good example of this assertion.

-R

Is there a confectionery specific version of General Relativity Theory then?

Does your pie taste better as you approach the speed of light because it has more mass, or will it just go to you thighs quicker?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on April 30, 2007, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 30, 2007, 01:42:02 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 30, 2007, 01:15:20 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 30, 2007, 11:53:54 AM
How about cheesecake then?

Being a semisolid mass cotnained in a crust, I'd call it a pie exploring different facets of confectionary identity. 
It's relative, they Key Lime pie, is a good example of this assertion.

-R

Is there a confectionery specific version of General Relativity Theory then?

Does your pie taste better as you approach the speed of light because it has more mass, or will it just go to you thighs quicker?

These two pies are more cousins in their relativity.  As thay approach the speed of light, they both gain deliciousity at an equal rate.  The keylime will have a slightly higher flavor value at the outset, so garnishing the cheesecake with fruit has been recomended prior to acceleration.  This allows for a more comparative analysis of the effect (Torestein et al, Miskatonic Press, 1998).
Overall however, they both only make my thighs more luscious and my ghetto more booty.

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: SupaTaft on April 30, 2007, 05:53:00 PM
I physically cannot eat fruit.

Cake.

- D

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on April 30, 2007, 06:07:55 PM
ZOMG!  Taft has come back from the grave and he's going to eat us all!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: nurbldoff on May 05, 2007, 10:44:53 PM
I like pancakes.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 06, 2007, 12:49:59 AM
Cakes is cakes.

Welcome to the revolution.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on May 06, 2007, 01:27:09 AM
Urinal cakes?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 06, 2007, 01:28:04 AM
CAKES IS CAKES!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 06, 2007, 01:12:04 PM
Babycakes : http://neilgaiman.info/Babycakes

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 21, 2007, 12:32:05 AM
because this has to do with pie:
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofpieareyouquiz/
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 21, 2007, 01:25:54 AM
Im a cream pie
:eek:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on May 21, 2007, 01:30:37 AM
Im a mud pie, but i still don't want to get involved in this debate.

I might get swept up in the genocidal tendancies of either side...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 21, 2007, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 21, 2007, 01:30:37 AM
Im a mud pie, but i still don't want to get involved in this debate.

I might get swept up in the genocidal tendancies of either side...

We're at war, pick a side.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 02:06:17 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 21, 2007, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 21, 2007, 01:30:37 AM
Im a mud pie, but i still don't want to get involved in this debate.

I might get swept up in the genocidal tendancies of either side...

We're at war, pick a side.

Who has the largest most inhumane weapons?

(I'm totally attuned to their ideology)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 21, 2007, 02:07:55 PM
Cake has me.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 21, 2007, 02:16:37 PM
The Pie is all encompassing and all accepting.  The Pie requires no birthday, wedding, pomp, or circumstance.  The Pie will accept those cast out by the elitist and the pure, and will accept them with it's polymorphous charisma, and swarm the Synod of the cake as it sits stagnant in its traditional restrictions. 
The Pie lies open before thee, an empty crust in which "Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the recipe.
The Pie has never had a song written about it referencing sodomy. 
The Pie is equaly likely to abuse (your figure), so respect and embrace this two-edged confection that will either enrich thy life or drag thee to ruin (and cellulite).

-R 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 02:18:33 PM
These cake-liking bullshitters just don't know when to give up.   :roll:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 02:21:03 PM
If it's good enough for Durden then it's cake for me!

if that wasn't enough then this one swung it

Quote from: Richter on May 21, 2007, 02:16:37 PM

The Pie has never had a song written about it referencing sodomy. 


Fuck Pie!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 21, 2007, 02:23:37 PM
The revolution grows...

Know when I like to eat cake?
While flipping through the obituaries and telling dead people how gay their death photos look!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 02:25:25 PM
Fuck you guys.

Pie is awesome.  Cake is glorified fluffy bread.  With sugar.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 21, 2007, 02:28:10 PM
Are you fighting with yourself?

Sugar rocks.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 02:33:15 PM
You want sugar?  Eat some pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 03:01:49 PM
My entire family was raped by pie.

Cake was there for us all through that difficult time.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 03:03:08 PM
Pics or it didnt happen.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 03:09:07 PM
(http://atkinsfarms.com/store/media/cake-8inch.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on May 21, 2007, 03:21:55 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 03:09:07 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/cake-8inch.jpg)

fixed that for ya
:emo:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 03:27:56 PM
Fukken emo cake-lovers.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 21, 2007, 03:28:00 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

MCR never disappoints.
I wish someone here actually liked them so I could rag on them.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 04:24:09 PM
black parade single was not bad as far as half arsed bubblegum pop goes.

Other than that I wouldn't really call myself a fan.

We got enough for a hatefest there?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 04:25:08 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 03:09:07 PM
(http://atkinsfarms.com/store/media/cake-8inch.jpg)

needs more rofl.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 04:35:40 PM
good point - you evar hear of a pie being rofl?

No!

That's cos only cakes can be rofl - pies aint good enuff, plain and simple
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 21, 2007, 04:38:37 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 04:35:40 PM
good point - you evar hear of a pie being rofl?

No!

That's cos only cakes can be rofl - pies aint good enuff, plain and simple

My recipe for Roflcake always involved Lail, Justice, troll and Swote, whipped and left in the fridge to set. 

Ergo : Like Cheesecake, which = Pie.
Ergo : Roflcake = Pie.
So there.

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 04:41:38 PM
Sounds to me like you accidentally substituted Fail for Lail.


Your pie is Fail.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on May 21, 2007, 04:44:32 PM
your face is fail!

your whole damn life is fail!

DETH TO CAKEFUCKERS



Discordian recipes forum = the field upon which the final battle between lail and fail will take place
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 21, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 04:41:38 PM
Sounds to me like you accidentally substituted Fail for Lail.


Your pie is Fail.

This ain't your ancestor's pie, boy. 

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 04:57:04 PM
THERE IS NO ROFL BUT ROFLCAKE, AND IT IS YOUR ROFLCAKE.
\
:hashishim:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 05:00:51 PM
 :roflcake:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 05:02:55 PM
SEE?
\
:hashishim:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 05:04:08 PM
and now for some steamy tacos...

:taco:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 21, 2007, 05:09:02 PM
 :hashishim:

This little bastard makes me laugh, without fail, every time I see it.

This may well be the funniest image evar :lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 21, 2007, 05:23:30 PM
PIE!
    \
     :pow:

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 05:26:33 PM
Cakes of Mass Destruction!

(http://www.jennyandadam.com/Jenny/uploaded_images/rocket%20cake-714895.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 05:28:04 PM
Must've been made by a Mother-In-Law.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on May 21, 2007, 05:30:14 PM
Is that a "B" or a "3"?

If its a "B", where are the "/"s?

Why do I give a shit either way?

If this is the final battleground of Lail and Fail, I'm going to join the side of troof and great justice. Namely: Repost.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on May 21, 2007, 06:21:12 PM
Screw all you guys.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on May 21, 2007, 06:24:04 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/rocketcake-714895.jpg)

just sayin'
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on May 21, 2007, 06:28:19 PM
I still haven't voted in this thread.  :|
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 21, 2007, 07:04:03 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 21, 2007, 06:24:04 PM

just sayin'

Freaking phallic spacecraft....must be a Terran design.  Some species can't get over their own anatomy.

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on May 21, 2007, 07:06:29 PM
OFUK STARCRAFT FTW.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 21, 2007, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 21, 2007, 06:28:19 PM
I still haven't voted in this thread.  :|

then you are just as bad as those sub-human cake lovers
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 21, 2007, 08:46:17 PM
more like those fucking hippie pie lovers
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 08:47:17 PM
Where's the third party candidate?  Doesn't anyone like a nice tart now and again? 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 21, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
no, only you do...



.....freak
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 08:49:56 PM
Apparently you are not aware of the yummy goodness that is the raspberry tart.  Shame fer you, shame fer you. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on May 21, 2007, 08:50:40 PM
You know what? Fuck you guys. I'm staying impartial and going with cookies.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 21, 2007, 08:52:03 PM
Date squares are also yummy. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 21, 2007, 08:52:27 PM
(http://www.1fundraising.com/colossalx.gif)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on May 21, 2007, 09:36:18 PM
A cookie is still a cookie, even in a pie pan. Try again.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 21, 2007, 10:06:44 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 21, 2007, 09:36:18 PM
A cookie is still a cookie, even in a pie pan. Try again.

And at that point, it's a fucking huge cookie.

Which means extra plus cookie goodness! :D
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on May 21, 2007, 10:12:42 PM
cookies are cakes for pansies
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on May 21, 2007, 10:56:29 PM
You've obviously never had my mother's snickerdoodles.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on May 22, 2007, 01:21:36 AM
:momjoke:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jenne on May 22, 2007, 04:59:03 AM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on May 21, 2007, 10:56:29 PM
You've obviously never had my mother's snickerdoodles.

I've had MINE...and damn...best on teh earf.

:momjoke2:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 22, 2007, 09:58:16 PM
pepperkakers are awesome also
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Reborn and Forgiven on May 23, 2007, 03:27:54 AM
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 23, 2007, 03:35:42 AM
one more for the pie team
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Reborn and Forgiven on May 23, 2007, 03:37:12 AM
yes soon we can take over the world
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on May 23, 2007, 03:08:50 PM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on May 23, 2007, 03:35:42 AM
one more for the pie team

Shes your IRL alt though, isnt she?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 23, 2007, 04:13:37 PM
no, just some one i told to join.
and actually he was the one who started the pie-cake agruement.
but now he has switched to pie.

so now this thread is meaningless
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on May 23, 2007, 04:24:24 PM
NO IT JUST MEANS IT DID ITS JOB

PROVING TO PEOPLE THAT CAKE SUCKS ROBOT COCK
PIE RAILS ROBOT POON
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on May 23, 2007, 05:43:55 PM
Pie Lives.

-R
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on May 23, 2007, 09:49:41 PM
I JUST REALIZED WE GOT 23 VOTES FOR PIE.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2007, 05:29:14 AM
This kind of thread is why I'm glad there's a "mark all threads read" button.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on May 24, 2007, 02:56:04 PM
Yup, I think we should change the button to read "toolbox"
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on May 24, 2007, 03:24:42 PM
You aparently missed the "Who has cheated" thread.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on August 13, 2007, 07:44:43 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 09, 2007, 07:30:02 PM
Okay, just so the crybabies can stop bellyaching, here is a data summary in impartial "doughnut chart" format.

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/cakepiedonut.jpg)

Bump for great justice!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: B_M_W on August 13, 2007, 06:20:38 PM
Oh no, not this shit again.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on August 13, 2007, 06:43:10 PM
Oh yes.

Writhe in pain!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on August 13, 2007, 07:08:09 PM
STFU you cakefucker.

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/pterodactyls/USUCK.jpg)

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on August 13, 2007, 07:19:39 PM
This takes the cake!

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Idem on August 14, 2007, 12:31:59 AM
23 of you fuckers voted for pie.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on August 14, 2007, 12:36:36 AM
24 now. *finally voted*
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2008, 08:14:56 PM
I voted for pie, because you can make almost anything into pie, even egg salad sandwiches.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 19, 2008, 08:19:53 PM

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

:argh!:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on January 20, 2008, 01:55:13 AM
It's 26 to 9

Hunter, you still suck.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 20, 2008, 02:41:04 AM
If it's any consolation, I have also made some pretty goo attempts at making cake out of anything, but not as successful as pie. I made an onion cake once, which was surprisingly fluffy and delicious, and a beet cake, which was profoundly unpopular.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 20, 2008, 05:30:45 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 20, 2008, 01:55:13 AM
It's 26 to 9

Hunter, you still suck.

I CAN READ, FAGGOT!

Quote from: Nigel on January 20, 2008, 02:41:04 AM
If it's any consolation, I have also made some pretty goo attempts at making cake out of anything, but not as successful as pie. I made an onion cake once, which was surprisingly fluffy and delicious, and a beet cake, which was profoundly unpopular.

IT'S NOT!
FAGGOT!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 06, 2008, 05:30:10 PM
Cookies are the proper synthesis between cakes and pies.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on February 06, 2008, 06:09:44 PM
Felix is riding a mighty motorcycle of troof
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 06, 2008, 07:19:59 PM
Naw, I just love me some cookies.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jenne on February 13, 2008, 04:29:33 AM
FACT:  Cookies are much better than pie any day.

But I still like pie.

Cake, not so much.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2008, 04:47:22 AM
BLAST YOU PIE LOVING CREATONS!!!


caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 13, 2008, 06:31:28 AM
I am baking a cake right now.

Actually I'm just preheating the oven, but I am in the process of cake-baking.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on February 13, 2008, 01:09:30 PM
Look at us, still talking when there's science to do!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on February 13, 2008, 02:43:42 PM
THE CAKE IS A PIE!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2008, 04:53:15 PM
Do moon pies count as cookies or pies?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on February 13, 2008, 06:22:07 PM
Hybrid.  Like cheesecake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2008, 06:56:01 PM
Cheesecake is a pie.  It is neither cheese nor cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 13, 2008, 07:01:49 PM
Boston cream pie: seems more like a cake to me. :?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2008, 07:05:48 PM
It is a bastardization of cake and pie, albeit delicious.  The imperative thusly, is to eat it.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 13, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
I make god damned fantastic Boston cream pie.

Perhaps that is what I will bake tomorrow while everyone else in my life is being a maelstrom of either "OH GOD HE/SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING XYZ TODAY" or "OH GOD BEING SINGLE IS SO SAD ON VALENTINE'S DAY WAAAAAAAAH" and then I will be all, "there there. Have a slice of cakepie." And everything will be all better.

-DC
Will also probably administer medicinal vodka to said tearful colleagues
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2008, 07:43:08 PM
That gave me an idea for a meme bomb..
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on February 13, 2008, 09:24:07 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 13, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
I make god damned fantastic Boston cream pie.

Perhaps that is what I will bake tomorrow while everyone else in my life is being a maelstrom of either "OH GOD HE/SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING XYZ TODAY" or "OH GOD BEING SINGLE IS SO SAD ON VALENTINE'S DAY WAAAAAAAAH" and then I will be all, "there there. Have a slice of cakepie." And everything will be all better.

-DC
Will also probably administer medicinal vodka to said tearful colleagues

Um, if it's allowed to forgo the Emo routine, I'll be decapitating Saints and any archery - inclined angels I see. 

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 13, 2008, 09:43:59 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 13, 2008, 09:24:07 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 13, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
I make god damned fantastic Boston cream pie.

Perhaps that is what I will bake tomorrow while everyone else in my life is being a maelstrom of either "OH GOD HE/SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE WE AREN'T DOING XYZ TODAY" or "OH GOD BEING SINGLE IS SO SAD ON VALENTINE'S DAY WAAAAAAAAH" and then I will be all, "there there. Have a slice of cakepie." And everything will be all better.

-DC
Will also probably administer medicinal vodka to said tearful colleagues

Um, if it's allowed to forgo the Emo routine, I'll be decapitating Saints and any archery - inclined angels I see. 



Good man! I will be serving up cakepie to myself and my friend coming up from the NY/CT area Friday night and we will be drinking heavily. I know it's a day late for saint beheading, but if you want to drink heavily and behead things with us, you're welcome!

P.S. Felix, your meme bomb is truly brilliant. I think I am going to get a cask engraved with it to keep my boozes in. :wink:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 13, 2008, 09:53:21 PM
Hurray! :lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 17, 2008, 05:19:28 AM
Pie! For the love of Eris, the answer is pie!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 05:47:18 AM
No.

Cookies. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 17, 2008, 07:15:34 AM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 17, 2008, 05:47:18 AM
No.

Cookies. 

Cookies are good, but they cannot stand up to the flavor onslaught of the pie menace. They must bend knee or be crushed.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 07:30:02 AM
Cookies are amused by pie's bombast, and think it would border on hyperbole to compare itself to such inferiour pastry.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 17, 2008, 07:51:53 AM
While cookies may feign amusement now, we'll see who's laghing when the hot, tasty fruit filling of war rain down upon their heads.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 07:58:37 AM
Filling only makes them more delicious. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2008, 04:34:02 PM
I'm going to make cookie pie, fuck all of you.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2008, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 17, 2008, 04:34:02 PM
I'm going to make cookie pie, fuck all of you.

you mean fuck the 10 stupid spags that actually chose Cake?

hahahahahahhahaha they suck so hard
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 05:45:01 PM
after long thinking, and consulting some external help resources, it has come to my attention that the following unit is usually referred to as "cake" :

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5395/61362020pg4.jpg)

since this chocolaty food pretty much PWNS EVERYTHING in the entire cake/pie/cookie universe, my vote's for cake.

at least until somebody shows me pie that is better than the above cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 17, 2008, 05:47:33 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 17, 2008, 05:45:01 PM
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5395/61362020pg4.jpg)


:aww:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 05:51:40 PM
when you come over the the Netherlands i'll have Mango make one for you.

one.

entirely for you.

we will watch and giggle and point at you as you try to work your way through it and finally explode in a dark chunky rain of chocolategasm.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 17, 2008, 05:54:29 PM
That is truly one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life.

But I am always very strict with eating only very small amounts of things like that at a time, because if after eating I feel uncomfortably full, it takes away from the delicious food experience. Also, if I have less, I eat more slowly and thus appreciate it more as it is happening.

I feel, however, that I could easily explode in chocolategasm just from looking at that picture too much. :lol:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 17, 2008, 05:45:01 PM
after long thinking, and consulting some external help resources, it has come to my attention that the following unit is usually referred to as "cake" :

(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5395/61362020pg4.jpg)

since this chocolaty food pretty much PWNS EVERYTHING in the entire cake/pie/cookie universe, my vote's for cake.

at least until somebody shows me pie that is better than the above cake.

http://images.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=chocolate+pie&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 06:08:01 PM
hmmm

what's all that non-chocolate-saturated dough stuff doing around the chocolate?

maybe this one:
http://www.laurensveganjournal.org/pictures/ChocolatePie.jpg

kind of approached the awesome of above cake.

unless it's chocolate cream. because chocolate cream is, well, basically diluted chocolate, no? also it misses the layers of blueberry or cherry-jam.

as far as i can see, chocolate pie is basically made by ruining a perfectly good chocolate cake, putting a layer of pie-dough around it?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2008, 06:10:56 PM


Boston. Cream. Pie.



EOT
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
*image searches*

ok first off, why is this still called a pie? cause it looks like a cake to me?

and, maybe apart from this one: http://www.cooksrecipes.com/cake/all_chocolate_boston_cream_pie_recipe.html

the chocolate cake on the previous page still totally PWNs that boston cream cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 17, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!?!!?

some pies are awesome, some cakes are awesome.

I LIKE BOTH
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 06:37:38 PM
well pies can be *good*, but can never approach the ultimate chocolate death of cakes such as displayed on the previous page.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 06:41:55 PM
Then along came chocolate torte and the end of the thread was nigh.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 07:00:24 PM
Sachertorte = Chocolate Cake.

pretty good stuff, but not really worth its price.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 08:44:57 PM
There is chocolate torte out there so good that it will actually enlighten you temporarily.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 09:11:36 PM
but it falls under the category of "cake", doesn't it?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 09:20:46 PM
I think torte is it's own category.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 17, 2008, 09:32:58 PM
well "torte" is the german word for "pie", where "kuche" is the word for both "cookie" and "cake".

on the other hand, i would call the chocolate cake on last page a "chocoladetaart" ( = torte) and not a "chocoladecake" because here pies (taart) are round and cakes (cakes) are made of spongy stuff and rectangular shaped.

(and cookie is "koekje")

which makes this whole discussion a bit useless, as i have actually no idea what we're talking about, because that boston cream pie, looks pretty much like a cake to me, according to the english definition of the word?

wikipedia sez:

A torte is a cake made with many eggs and usually ground nuts or even bread crumbs instead of or in addition to flour.[1] Tortes are Central European in origin. The word torte is derived from the German word "Torte" (pronounced [ˈtoʀtə]), which was derived from the Italian word torta which was used to describe a round cake or bread. [2]

A pie is a baked food, with a baked shell usually made of pastry dough that covers or completely contains a filling of fruit, meat, fish, vegetables, cheeses, creams, chocolate, custards, nuts, or other sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies can be either "filled", where a dish is covered by pastry and the filling is placed on top of that, "top-crust," where the filling is placed in a dish and covered with a pastry/potato mash top before baking, or "two-crust," with the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell.

Just like bread, cakes rise in the oven because of many thousands of air bubbles. As cakes and breads rise in the oven, the air bubbles expand. This is why the cake batter expands in the pan (often to twice its original size). There are two ways of forming the air bubbles, which create different types of cakes. Almost every kind of cake belongs to one of these families.

THEN

to confuse the matter even more, the wikipedia page about Cake doesn't quite describe what's a cake and what is not ans ALSO if you click on "Nederlands" (to go to dutch wikipedia) it goes to "Taart" (Torte = PIE) and "Deutsch" directs you to "Kuchen" ( = Cookie or Cake) ...

does this make sense still?

one more question remains, the Bostom Cream "Pie" does it have a shell? and i dont mean icing made of chocolate, but an actual shell made of dough? cause that seems to be the discriminatory property of PIE VERSUS CAKE .. which makes the Boston Cream Pie a CAKE,

meaning that all people who used to Boston Cream "Pie" as a demonstation of Pie's so-called superiority over Cake a bunch of SPAGS.

so there.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2008, 10:14:02 PM
Well argued.

So torte AND Boston cream pie swell the ranks of cake?  As well as cookies?

WELL THEN. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on February 17, 2008, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on February 17, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!?!!?

some pies are awesome, some cakes are awesome.

I LIKE BOTH

NO. YOU MUST LIKE PIE OR YOU'RE AN MORAN
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 17, 2008, 11:17:26 PM
FUCK ALL OF YOU!

MY DIABETIC AUNTIE MARGARET DIED FROM EATING A PIE FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKES
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 17, 2008, 11:21:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 17, 2008, 11:17:26 PM
FUCK ALL OF YOU!

MY DIABETIC AUNTIE MARGARET DIED FROM EATING A PIE FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKES
If I get to pick the way I die, this is most definitely going to be one of the options I'll consider.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 18, 2008, 12:32:21 AM
Dear Thread,

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Love & Kisses,
Zaphod.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2008, 12:47:01 AM
mr beeblebrox?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 18, 2008, 12:53:19 AM
Is there any other?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mango. on February 18, 2008, 05:22:43 PM
of course both pie and cake are great and never to be scorned, YET, http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/ clearly illustrates why pie is in every way superior 
However, i wonder if cake also falls in the category of pastry, since weebl and bob are bringin' pastry back :D
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 18, 2008, 07:12:54 PM
I didn't know pastry needed to be brought back.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 18, 2008, 10:01:18 PM
As far as I can tell, pie is a crust with a filling. The vast strength of pie lies in the fact that with a little imagination, anything can be made into pie. Cream pie with a cake crust, for instance, is pie. My friend Pete and I have a pie project, and here is a partial list of our pies:

Tofu pie
Egg salad sandwich pie
Strawberry jello pie
French toast pie
Potato salad pie
Deviled egg pie
Peanut butter cookie pie
Bacon & egg pie
Veggie pot pie (salad top)
Tuna salad pie
French fry pie
Hamburger pie
Hot dog pie
Chili pie
Snickers bar pie
home fry pie
Omelet pie
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2008, 10:42:45 PM
ok seeing that list, i'm sure you'll agree that cake is superior because there is no such abomination as a hamburger cake.

wait, you're americans.

i bet you sickos can come up with with something.

i got a tip for you: cover it in batter and deepfry it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 18, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 18, 2008, 10:42:45 PM
ok seeing that list, i'm sure you'll agree that cake is superior because there is no such abomination as a hamburger cake.

wait, you're americans.

i bet you sickos can come up with with something.

i got a tip for you: cover it in batter and deepfry it.

I'm making one for my next dinner party, thank you for the suggestion!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2008, 05:13:47 AM
Quote from: triple zero on February 18, 2008, 10:42:45 PM
ok seeing that list, i'm sure you'll agree that cake is superior because there is no such abomination as a hamburger cake.

wait, you're americans.

i bet you sickos can come up with with something.

i got a tip for you: cover it in batter and deepfry it.

You can make anything into pie.

eta:  So we have to assume that pie can be infinitely good and infinitely bad, invalidating the whole argument.

Thread over, stop posting ITT.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Chairman Risus on February 19, 2008, 06:29:06 AM
No, just out of spite.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on February 19, 2008, 03:30:50 PM
Flan.









That's right, FLAN.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 19, 2008, 04:24:58 PM
Oh god, I love flan.

And creme brulee. Mmmmm.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on February 19, 2008, 04:40:45 PM
FLAN, MOTHERFUCKERS!
    \
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/hulk1.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2008, 05:23:48 PM
But which is it?  Cake or pie?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on February 19, 2008, 05:33:38 PM
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/981/roflbotr3blci6.th.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2008, 06:18:21 AM
Compromise time.  Instead of pie or cake, we should combine the two.

I name this new dish..... PIKE!

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FIP/FS-00023-C~Giant-Pike-in-Boat-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2008, 07:37:57 AM
Mmmm fishy fishy fishy fish, lying lifeless in my dish!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 20, 2008, 11:08:36 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_cream_pie

Quote from: wikipediaThe Boston cream pie is actually a cake, not a pie.

take THAT, pie-lovers!

still waiting for that one pie that pwns the uberfat chocolate cake.

btw tonight i heard about something called "Mississippi mud pie", it intrigued me.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on February 21, 2008, 01:01:36 AM
It's basically chocolate in every form in the same place.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 21, 2008, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 21, 2008, 01:01:36 AM
It's basically chocolate in every form in the same place.

But dense.

Like a chocolate black hole.

Like a chocolate punch in the face that knocks you into said chocolate black hole.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on February 21, 2008, 03:44:50 PM
Mmm.. domestically abusive sweets...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 21, 2008, 05:37:08 PM
I JUST FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS
I SWEAR
      \
(http://jbwarehouse.blogspot.com/jdpie.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on February 21, 2008, 07:46:28 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 21, 2008, 03:34:22 PM
Quote from: Dr. Felix Mackay on February 21, 2008, 01:01:36 AMIt's basically chocolate in every form in the same place.
But dense.

Like a chocolate black hole.

Like a chocolate punch in the face that knocks you into said chocolate black hole.

that sounds like my kind of cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Chairman Risus on February 22, 2008, 04:49:27 AM
Le pie est mort. Vive le cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 22, 2008, 06:08:30 AM
mississippi mud pie is dark matter.


delicious dark matter.


note: the word "mud" in the name is what happens to your butt after eating said pie
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eve on February 22, 2008, 06:47:09 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on February 22, 2008, 06:08:30 AM
note: the word "mud" in the name is what happens to your butt after eating said pie

:lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on February 22, 2008, 03:06:42 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on February 22, 2008, 06:08:30 AM
note: the word "mud" in the name is what happens to your butt after eating said pie

I think I just have a super strong digestive track or something.

Cause I enjoy standing outside bathrooms after having eaten the exact same spicy dinner the night before, laughing while boyfriends are inside pleading with Jesus to spare them. :lol:

Now, if you happen to use the frosting to decorate an attractive person's posterior, that is a very good kind of "mud happening to butt" kind of situation...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 03:16:43 PM
 :postpics:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2008, 01:37:35 AM
Pie has 73% of the vote.  Get over it, hippies.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 23, 2008, 03:58:20 AM
Well, I am over it. Fuck all, you think I'm gonna turn down an offer of pie?

"Oh, no thank you, I couldn't; I voted for Cake on PD.com."
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 23, 2008, 07:06:25 AM
i like pie
im just a bigger fan of cake is all.

black forest cake
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/TREERAEP.jpg)



(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/THATSRACIST.gif)

WTF is wrong w/ me today?!?!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Penumbral on March 22, 2008, 08:53:28 PM
(http://nfccomic.com/comics/211.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on March 23, 2008, 01:45:57 AM
  PIE!       FUCK YEAH!
     /         /
:jihaad:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 23, 2008, 03:29:41 AM
pah! cake? its useless for punnery
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2008, 07:49:51 PM
Oh yeah?


"Bukkacake."
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: the dreadful hours on March 24, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
moist
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 25, 2008, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 24, 2008, 07:49:51 PM
Oh yeah?


"Bukkacake."

damn.
i surrender to your superior intellect.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on March 25, 2008, 02:01:26 PM
Damn right you do.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on March 25, 2008, 07:01:51 PM
D/N/T Rule 34
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on March 25, 2008, 07:05:59 PM
D/N/T LMNOs virtuosity with Rule#34.

The burns dont heal for ages.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 25, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
reminds me of a t-shirt i want:
http://www.little-gamers.com/index.php?comicID=1608
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 26, 2008, 12:02:31 AM
(http://www.cafelatte.com/images/left_pics/choc_cake2.gif)!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on March 26, 2008, 12:33:50 AM
I'm going to make a layer cake of pies.

Being scottish, this offence against culinary good taste is well within my abilities.

And I will show ALL you fuckers, see if I don't.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on March 26, 2008, 02:36:11 AM
Quote from: Payne on March 26, 2008, 12:33:50 AM
Being scottish, this offence against culinary good taste is well within my abilities.

DOES NOT COMPUTE




(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/average-european.jpg)




EDITED TO ADD:

wait, you like pie, right? Sorry, I take that back.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2009, 11:11:38 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/bump-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 14, 2009, 11:37:57 PM
You bumped this thread for nothing?!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2009, 11:41:24 PM
hotlink fail
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on July 10, 2009, 07:22:16 PM
I think pie stuffed the ballot boxes and that there should be a do over.  
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 11, 2009, 05:45:15 AM
CAKE BITCHES!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 11, 2009, 09:38:05 AM
I'm going to make a cake tomorrow.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eve on July 11, 2009, 02:49:01 PM
I'd rather eat pie but I'd rather make cake.   :?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2009, 08:15:50 PM
I prefer making pie but I like eating cake better.

Of course, I usually soak my cake with bourbon.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 11, 2009, 08:26:23 PM
Are you telling me this poll is trying to make me choose between red velvet cake and strawberry-rhubarb pie?


FALSE FUCKING DICHOTOMY! :crankey:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Fuquad on July 11, 2009, 08:51:15 PM
The donut chart is biased.

There are cake donuts. There are no pie donuts.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Bruno on July 11, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
Cream-filled donuts are kind of like a pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Fuquad on July 11, 2009, 09:10:36 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on July 11, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
Cream-filled donuts are kind of like a pie.
Kind of like=/= is.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 12, 2009, 12:05:29 AM
I just made a cake.  It has Jake the Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVYWJOEy9A) on it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 12, 2009, 11:28:22 PM
"Cake donuts" are not actually donuts, they are cake masquerading as donuts, because cake had to diversify in order to expand its consumer base. Donuts are superior to cake, but both donuts and cake are inferior to pie. That is why it takes a combo team of cake and donuts (and sometimes even ice cream) to even come compete. Pie needs no such alliances. Also notice that it took cake decades to come up with the idea of using whipped cream as a topping, while pie knew that all along.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 12, 2009, 11:45:03 PM
Shut up.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on July 13, 2009, 12:13:01 AM
yuo shut the fuck up you ragged cunt, he's right. what's more, he's better than you.


PIE 4 EVER
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 13, 2009, 07:36:14 AM
holy shit  :lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 13, 2009, 12:39:17 PM
CAEK
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on July 14, 2009, 01:54:52 PM
Pie presents itself as an opportunity for consumption but on an annual basis, at Thanksgiving.  So it is a bit more akin to being a ritualistic event.  Cake, on the otherhand, is around far more often.  Birthdays, free samples at the grocery store, after a meal at the in-laws, etc. 

That said, I'd prefer a nice date square over the both of them. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 14, 2009, 02:10:33 PM
If you only eat pie once a year, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2009, 03:35:31 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on July 14, 2009, 02:10:33 PM
If you only eat pie once a year, you're doing it wrong.
:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on July 15, 2009, 05:07:18 AM
2004 is knocking, it wants its thread back.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on December 29, 2009, 05:35:39 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on July 15, 2009, 05:07:18 AM
2004 is knocking, it wants its thread back.

Bump, to re-gift to 2010. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2009, 09:24:05 PM
I find the question offensive, as though Cake could compete with Pie. Please.

There is no comparison. It's like comparing a sandwich made of shit, ass, and more shit to...well, any kind of delicious pie.

Except Key Lime. Fuck Key Lime Pie.

Cake is, unngg!, is tolerable as long as it has whipped cream icing and is filled with something one might find in a pie. Except for Key Lime.

Ice Cream Cake is different, of course.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 29, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 29, 2009, 09:24:05 PMExcept Key Lime. Fuck Key Lime Pie.

You choose best kind of pie as noncompetitor for cake!?   :argh!:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2009, 09:46:25 PM
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID. :crankey:

Everyone knows the best kind of pie is impossible to determine because Pecan, Pumpkin, and Dutch Apple are Titans among lesser baked deities.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 29, 2009, 11:06:35 PM
Alty, your insult to Red Velvet cake will not go unpunished.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2009, 12:45:29 AM
NEVER AGAIN PIE

FUCK PIE, FOREVER.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2009, 12:45:50 AM
I WILL PIE NO MORE FOREVER


BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED PIE.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on December 30, 2009, 01:20:40 PM
PECAN PIE LIVES ON, IN THE HEARTS OF MEN.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on December 30, 2009, 07:34:15 PM
 :news:

EVERYBODY WHO VOTED FOR CAKE IS A SPAG
FILM AT 11

          /
:nigel:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2009, 11:24:41 PM
There is no pie.

The pie is a lie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kai on December 30, 2009, 11:59:03 PM
Okay, there is a hierarchy of pies and cakes. I can't be arsed to write it up, but basically, every cake and pie falls at some level of this hierarchy.  If choosing between a cake or a pie, if the pie is higher, choose the pie, and vice versa.


Or have/make both, if you so desire.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: The Johnny on December 31, 2009, 01:24:44 AM

I think that pie overall is better and cake has a higher treshold for sucking or being complete win.

I say cake, for high quality ones are greater than pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on December 31, 2009, 05:13:04 AM
Fuck, this old thread?

Alright.

Pie is harder to do well, therefore a good pie has far more merit than a good cake.  But the learning curve for pies gets steep fast, so that you can't actually produce flawless pies easily.  However, it is comparatively easy to make flawless cakes.   Therefore, it is easier to purloin a good cake, but more laudable to attain a good pie.

Felix,
God damn I am so full of shit I must be some kind of genius huh
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on December 31, 2009, 05:41:21 AM
Quote from: Kai on December 30, 2009, 11:59:03 PM
Okay, there is a hierarchy of pies and cakes. I can't be arsed to write it up, but basically, every cake and pie falls at some level of this hierarchy.  If choosing between a cake or a pie, if the pie is higher, choose the pie, and vice versa.


Or have/make both, if you so desire.

No no no no no no no no. NO.


THERE IS NO BOTH OPTION

& THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME FOR DESSERT SCIENCE




THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT


Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nast on December 31, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
Modern Western analytic thought seeks to define pie and cake as a dichotomous discourse. The text however, deconstructs this artificial into one of two separate yet dependent concepts, dissolving the barriers of binary contextualization into a fluid co-dynamic post-structure.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: The Johnny on December 31, 2009, 11:42:22 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 31, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
Modern Western analytic thought seeks to define pie and cake as a dichotomous discourse. The text however, deconstructs this artificial into one of two separate yet dependent concepts, dissolving the barriers of binary contextualization into a fluid co-dynamic post-structure like flan.

Edited for truth.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2009, 02:10:51 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 31, 2009, 11:42:22 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 31, 2009, 05:50:56 AM
Modern Western analytic thought seeks to define pie and cake as a dichotomous discourse. The text however, deconstructs this artificial into one of two separate yet dependent concepts, dissolving the barriers of binary contextualization into a fluid co-dynamic post-structure like flan.

Edited for truth.


JohNyx makes a good point.



FLAN, YOU FUCKERS!  FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 31, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
Quote from: BAI on December 31, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
The meat pie world can be summed up with trumps:

Pork Pies trumps all other pies stone dead, with the exception of Haggis Pie which trumps Pork Pie but not Lamb which trumps Haggis Pie but not Pork.

not only that, but the very fact that meat pies both exist and are delicious proves pie's superiority to cake.

I, for one, would not be interested in a pork cake.

also, Flan is great but Tembleque is even better.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: the last yatto on December 31, 2009, 10:56:20 PM
ℼ≈$
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 05:48:48 PM
Quote from: Felix on December 31, 2009, 05:13:04 AM
Fuck, this old thread?

Alright.

Pie is harder to do well, therefore a good pie has far more merit than a good cake.  But the learning curve for pies gets steep fast, so that you can't actually produce flawless pies easily.  However, it is comparatively easy to make flawless cakes.   Therefore, it is easier to purloin a good cake, but more laudable to attain a good pie.

Felix,
God damn I am so full of shit I must be some kind of genius huh

This is nonsense. Cakes are only easy if you choose to make an easy cake. For example, my girlfriend is superbly skilled at making a 6-layered Schwarzwälder kirsch (http://images.google.com/images?num=100&q=Schwarzw%C3%A4lder%20kirsch&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi). Which is a cake. Not a very easy task to accomplish. And yes when she's done you'll have a huge cake that looks pretty much exactly like those pics.

The Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte is the archetypical cake, it is the Platonic ideal of cake. All other cakes are based upon or derived from this form.

Another example.

Cake is simply better because of DEATH BY CHOCOLATE CAKE OF CHOCOLATE DEATH (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&um=1&q=DEATH+BY+CHOCOLATE+CAKE&sa=N&start=20&ndsp=20). Which is the heavyweight champion of cake.

how the fuck were you going to fit such amounts of chocolate into a pie? you can't. if you'd do so, you'd get a disc of solid chocolate surrounded by a crust. which is retarded.

therefore pie is retarded.

and cake is superior.




another example.

if you make quiche, usually you end up with a crust with things inside. which is nice, but it's basically just a crust with things inside.

unless you make quiche lorraine. with a lump of hard blue cheese into the mix.

then you got a solid beautiful mass of egg milk cheese and bacon.

now some of you may object and say that a quiche is in fact a pie and not a cake. because it has a crust, you say?

well what you say is WRONG:

The word ‘quiche’ is from the German ‘Kuchen’, meaning cake.[1] The Lorraine Franconian dialect of the German language historically spoken in much of the region, where German Kuchen, "cake", was altered first to "küche". Typical Alemannic changes unrounded the ü and shifted the palatal "ch" to the spirant "sh", resulting in "kische", which in standard French orthography became spelled "quiche."[2]

another example of cake superiority.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on January 01, 2010, 06:10:44 PM
shut the fuck up douchebag
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 06:24:32 PM
what are you, some kind of pieophile???
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: The Johnny on January 01, 2010, 07:05:27 PM

Dont they use cakes for urinals?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: The Johnny on January 01, 2010, 07:11:32 PM
Nom Nom, Yellowcake (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake).

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/LEUPowder.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 09:00:22 PM
rumours about aidscakes are superficial anecdotal and highly exaggerated.

however, I have it on good authority that "pie" rhymes with the verb "to die", an activity which is associated with high probability of lethality and possibly even DEATH.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 01, 2010, 09:16:17 PM
Pie is death.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 01, 2010, 09:16:40 PM
I will never make or eat pie again.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 01, 2010, 09:17:16 PM
Seriously, I can't believe you guys are even talking about it, how insensitive.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 09:25:07 PM
Yes.

in another effort to demonstrate cake's superiority, I made this quiche lorraine, which is a CAKE and awesome:

(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1482/quichelorraine.jpg)

except I used smoked tofu instead of bacon because my girlfriend has vegetarianitis. it's sad.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 10:05:02 PM
better view when sliced in half:

(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7950/quichelorrainehalf.jpg)

I am eating it right now, it's pretty good. Smoked tofu is pretty much the only tofu I ever eat, cause it actually has flavour, very nice flavour, even.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2010, 06:47:24 AM
I want that goddamn quiche. Now. Give it! put in my mouth!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 02, 2010, 10:39:18 AM
it was pretty easy to make, actually.

- just mix up some flour, oil and water using a mixer with dough-spirals,
- then kneed until it is properly dough-y
- kneed it into something round and flat
- put it into a buttered and flour-ed cake form, using a knife and fingers to give it a proper shape
- "blind bake" it, which means you fill it with dried beans to keep its shape and put it in the oven [i found out i had no dried beans and dried lentils seemed like a bad idea, fortunately I found a cooking pot that had about the right shape to prop it up and that worked as well]

while that is doing its thing

- chop up some onions and some bacon [or smoked tofu], and start frying that
- chop up or grate some cheese
- mix eggs, cream, salt, pepper, teaspoon of mustard
- sprinkle onions, bacon and cheese into half-baked crust
- pour egg cream mixture into crust
- bake until it's done, which was about 45 minutes, or until you can insert a knife into it and it comes out dry

- let it rest for 10-15 minutes before cutting and serving

- take pics
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on January 02, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Quote from: BAI on January 01, 2010, 08:44:50 PM
look. waffle on about cake all you like, but pie's are superior in every way. more nutrition, maximum portability, better for you, and DONT GIVE YOU AIDS LIKE CAKE DOES!@!!
:cn:

Cake is clearly superior. It's easier to slice and serve up! It is the celebratory staple. There ain't no Wedding Pie. And I've never seen a cake get fucked by anybody; clearly pie here is the primary culprit in the STD transmission department. Plus, you can write nifty messages on cake. Can you do that with pie? I think not. Plus, Cake's got it's own band, dontcha know?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2010, 03:01:21 PM
Cake has never broken anyone's heart.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 02, 2010, 05:11:08 PM
objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 02, 2010, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 02, 2010, 05:11:08 PM
objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.

Well, isn't paté basically a meat cake? And when I made it, it also contained a lot of bacon [and port and juniper berrie and garlic]
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2010, 05:58:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 02, 2010, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 02, 2010, 05:11:08 PM
objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.

Well, isn't paté basically a meat cake? And when I made it, it also contained a lot of bacon [and port and juniper berrie and garlic]

:sad:
What sad desperation you cake lovers sink to.


Also, hey Cainad. I was taking a stroll, eh, last summer, and saw this. Thought I'd share:
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/cakeisshit.jpg)

I know it's hard to see the truth plain as day. Cake is shit. Shit.

Also, this thing about cake being at weddings...
Weddings are lame and the very fact that cake is such a wedding staple shows just how lame they are. You know what I like at weddings? Beer. Or whatever expensive, free booze I can get. Not cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on January 02, 2010, 06:07:32 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 02, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Quote from: BAI on January 01, 2010, 08:44:50 PM
look. waffle on about cake all you like, but pie's are superior in every way. more nutrition, maximum portability, better for you, and DONT GIVE YOU AIDS LIKE CAKE DOES!@!!
:cn:

Cake is clearly superior. It's easier to slice and serve up! It is the celebratory staple. There ain't no Wedding Pie. And I've never seen a cake get fucked by anybody; clearly pie here is the primary culprit in the STD transmission department. Plus, you can write nifty messages on cake. Can you do that with pie? I think not. Plus, Cake's got it's own band, dontcha know?

I hardly see this working in cake's favor. I mean, If you don't take a chance here and there you may as well seal yourself up in a bubble.

Messeges? Hm..actually, I have often contemplated sending FUCK YOU or THANKS FOR NOTHING cakes to people I hate. Too broke mostly, cakes are expensive. But that additional point against cake notwithstanding, I can see HATE cakes having value.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 02, 2010, 06:20:53 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 02, 2010, 11:46:24 AM
Cake is clearly superior. It's easier to slice and serve up! It is the celebratory staple. There ain't no Wedding Pie. And I've never seen a cake get fucked by anybody; clearly pie here is the primary culprit in the STD transmission department. Plus, you can write nifty messages on cake. Can you do that with pie? I think not. Plus, Cake's got it's own band, dontcha know?

Conversely, I've never wanted to fuck a cake.

+1 for pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 08:53:08 PM
Have any of you people ever heard of a pie being ROFL?  No.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 02, 2010, 09:13:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 02, 2010, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 02, 2010, 05:11:08 PM
objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.

Well, isn't paté basically a meat cake? And when I made it, it also contained a lot of bacon [and port and juniper berrie and garlic]

I hope to fuck that people are not putting flour in pate, so NO, it is NOT CAKE. more like a crustless meat pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2010, 11:05:29 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 02, 2010, 09:13:02 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 02, 2010, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 02, 2010, 05:11:08 PM
objectively, that's hardly a point in cake's favor.

anyway, pie's ability to deliciously incorporate meat really makes this debate moot.

ECH,
will reconsider as soon as someone bakes him a delicious bacon cake.

Well, isn't paté basically a meat cake? And when I made it, it also contained a lot of bacon [and port and juniper berrie and garlic]

I hope to fuck that people are not putting flour in pate, so NO, it is NOT CAKE. more like a crustless meat pie.

Pate is really its own thing entirely; I can't think of a thing like it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: the last yatto on January 03, 2010, 02:41:21 AM
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4789/apppleapplepie.jpg) (http://img695.imageshack.us/i/apppleapplepie.jpg/)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2010, 02:19:46 PM
After this weekend, I have to tilt towards cake.  My Mom made a pretty tasty cake for the baby shower we had on Saturday.  Had some weird, buy yummy, coconutty icing. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2010, 01:30:54 AM
Goddamn you motherfuckers.  Now I have to buy both.  Because you talked about them.  To DEATH.

Fuck.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: phi on January 18, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
I see your...
Quote from: Yatto on January 03, 2010, 02:41:21 AM
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4789/apppleapplepie.jpg) (http://img695.imageshack.us/i/apppleapplepie.jpg/)


And I raise you...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pNJFZtinpKY/Rq3Mc7F6B9I/AAAAAAAABgY/7S4AdczD92U/s400/iphone+cake.jpg)

It's a cake iphone, get it? HA! CAKE iphone!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on January 18, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
I don't get it, actually.

:|
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: phi on January 18, 2010, 11:20:16 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 18, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
I don't get it, actually.

:|
"cake" originally comes from the Old Norse word "kaka". Using Norse Gematria, kaka becomes þrír tigir (einn + fjórtán + einn + fjórtán), represented in the Indo-Arabic numbering system as 30. Now, if you translate "iphone" into Greek you get ιφονε, and since ι=10, φ=500, ο=70, ν=50, and ε=5 you arrive at 23 after the same summing technique applied before.  Thinking about this from the perspective of a Rabbi and applying Midrash, you will see that both words represent the other's character. I will demonstrate. 23 is also the value of בזבזה (to spend, waste, squander; what you do with your money when you buy an iphone) and most tellingly ג'יהאד (we know it as "jihad." This alludes to the forwarding of AT&T's agenda). 30, on the other hand, is shared with בוזבזו (be spent, wasted, squandered; your ingredients when you make cake) and יך (to strike, smite, hit, beat, slay, kill... well, if you're a diabetic). Thus each word forms a perfect bond with the other.  My conclusion is that an iphone is functionally equivalent to a cake... at least symbolically. Don't actually try to eat the cake.

And to all those who voted for cake: "haha, you eat kaka!"
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on January 18, 2010, 11:24:25 PM
Oh. :lol:

I think this is the first time anyone has ever explained a joke and made me laugh, ever.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 19, 2010, 12:05:38 AM
:asplode:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: phi on January 19, 2010, 03:12:59 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 18, 2010, 11:24:25 PM
Oh. :lol:

I think this is the first time anyone has ever explained a joke and made me laugh, ever.
Oh, I made that up on the spot. The joke was me mocking The Apple pie pun.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on January 19, 2010, 03:18:42 PM
Quote from: phi on January 18, 2010, 11:20:16 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 18, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
I don't get it, actually.

:|
"cake" originally comes from the Old Norse word "kaka". Using Norse Gematria, kaka becomes þrír tigir (einn + fjórtán + einn + fjórtán), represented in the Indo-Arabic numbering system as 30. Now, if you translate "iphone" into Greek you get ιφονε, and since ι=10, φ=500, ο=70, ν=50, and ε=5 you arrive at 23 after the same summing technique applied before.  Thinking about this from the perspective of a Rabbi and applying Midrash, you will see that both words represent the other's character. I will demonstrate. 23 is also the value of בזבזה (to spend, waste, squander; what you do with your money when you buy an iphone) and most tellingly ג'יהאד (we know it as "jihad." This alludes to the forwarding of AT&T's agenda). 30, on the other hand, is shared with בוזבזו (be spent, wasted, squandered; your ingredients when you make cake) and יך (to strike, smite, hit, beat, slay, kill... well, if you're a diabetic). Thus each word forms a perfect bond with the other.  My conclusion is that an iphone is functionally equivalent to a cake... at least symbolically. Don't actually try to eat the cake.

And to all those who voted for cake: "haha, you eat kaka!"

ATTN ALL SSOOKN PERSONELL AND PARIAE: WE HAVE A LIVE ONE.

I REPEAT. AN LIVE ONE.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: phi on January 20, 2010, 05:31:40 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 19, 2010, 03:18:42 PM
Quote from: phi on January 18, 2010, 11:20:16 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 18, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
I don't get it, actually.

:|
"cake" originally comes from the Old Norse word "kaka". Using Norse Gematria, kaka becomes þrír tigir (einn + fjórtán + einn + fjórtán), represented in the Indo-Arabic numbering system as 30. Now, if you translate "iphone" into Greek you get ιφονε, and since ι=10, φ=500, ο=70, ν=50, and ε=5 you arrive at 23 after the same summing technique applied before.  Thinking about this from the perspective of a Rabbi and applying Midrash, you will see that both words represent the other's character. I will demonstrate. 23 is also the value of בזבזה (to spend, waste, squander; what you do with your money when you buy an iphone) and most tellingly ג'יהאד (we know it as "jihad." This alludes to the forwarding of AT&T's agenda). 30, on the other hand, is shared with בוזבזו (be spent, wasted, squandered; your ingredients when you make cake) and יך (to strike, smite, hit, beat, slay, kill... well, if you're a diabetic). Thus each word forms a perfect bond with the other.  My conclusion is that an iphone is functionally equivalent to a cake... at least symbolically. Don't actually try to eat the cake.

And to all those who voted for cake: "haha, you eat kaka!"

ATTN ALL SSOOKN PERSONELL AND PARIAE: WE HAVE A LIVE ONE.

I REPEAT. AN LIVE ONE.

Huh?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 05:33:11 PM
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Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: phi on January 20, 2010, 05:44:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 20, 2010, 05:33:11 PM
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You shall be contacted by one of our representatives shortly.
I'll consider that a vote for pie?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Payne on January 24, 2010, 07:36:01 PM
I just read this whole thread.

I'm joining a convent tomorrow.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2010, 02:37:46 PM
I'm thankful for bumps. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on November 23, 2010, 02:39:45 PM
I am glad that people made the right choice.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2010, 03:39:44 PM
I actually prefer to eat cake, but abstractly, aesthetically and conceptually, pie is more pleasing.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on November 23, 2010, 03:46:10 PM
I still haven't voted.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on November 23, 2010, 05:04:05 PM
If someone invents a German chocolate pie I may switch my allegiance. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on November 23, 2010, 05:21:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 23, 2010, 03:46:10 PM
I still haven't voted.

LOOK AT THIS PIE (http://www.instructables.com/id/modular-pie-cosahedron/)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on November 23, 2010, 05:26:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 23, 2010, 03:39:44 PM
I actually prefer to eat cake, but abstractly, aesthetically and conceptually, pie is more pleasing.

Fiddle-faddle! There's no room for fence-sitting in this debate. Pick a side and stay there, cakeface.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 23, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
FUCKSHIT CAKEPIE.

I'M GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING CAKEPIE.

DETAILS AT 11 (OR WHENEVER I GET AROUND TO IT.)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on November 23, 2010, 05:32:10 PM
Yeah, go ahead. Just look at the wording. Cakepie, not piecake. Because piecake just sounds stupid.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 24, 2010, 12:00:54 AM
Good cake is better than good pie.  Buuuuuuuut good cake is much harder to come by, so pie is the safer bet. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on November 24, 2010, 12:20:15 AM
A fair reply.  Perhaps.  Bear in mind where the policy of cake - appeasement got us in WWII.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 12:43:57 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 23, 2010, 05:32:10 PM
Yeah, go ahead. Just look at the wording. Cakepie, not piecake. Because piecake just sounds stupid.

Two versions: One cake made with pie filling, and one pie make with cake filling.

This experiment will have to commence next month, however. :(
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Rumckle on November 24, 2010, 12:56:29 AM
Personally I prefer a nice tart.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 12:57:49 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 24, 2010, 12:56:29 AM
Personally I prefer a nice tart.

pie:tart::cake:cupcake
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on November 24, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Scotch > Pie/Cake
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on November 24, 2010, 02:11:37 PM
well... yeah that's true. I concede on that point.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on November 24, 2010, 02:27:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 24, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Scotch > Pie/Cake

True.  This is like saying blowjobs trump in a swingset vs. monkeybars arguement, though.  THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE!  I mean, deciding whether I prefer pendulum motion to brachiation, and the possibility of oral comes up instead. Fuck the playground yo.

(Condition:  I has to be good scotch, or someone good looking offering said blow.  I mean, if it's a dusty bottle from the cossack distilleries, or a toothless drifter who hasn't bathed since St. Louis, the answer, unequivocably, is "No."  For such a trump, we must presume a positive incarnation of scotch or suckoff.)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2010, 05:05:17 PM
Whenever I suggest we get scotch, people just give me this look like, what are we, old?  :lulz:  Fools.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 05:19:57 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 24, 2010, 05:05:17 PM
Whenever I suggest we get scotch, people just give me this look like, what are we, old?  :lulz:  Fools.

I suggested scotch to Richter and he started performing sexual acts on the ATM in hopes it would hasten its job and get us to the whisky faster.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on November 24, 2010, 05:24:37 PM
That machine was asking for it.

Incidently, thanks to my birthday and my friends, I have bottles of Tomatin, Glenfidich, and Balvenie (all 12 year) at the apartment.  We need to have an Ornery Scotch Day sometime in December.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
I don't have much left of the cask strength Laphroaig left but we could kill that, and at 55% it doesn't take much anyway.   Depending on when in December I'd probably have another bottle to contribute.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on November 24, 2010, 05:41:13 PM
Nice!  Let's work on this and see who else can be roped in. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: leln on November 24, 2010, 09:24:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 24, 2010, 05:41:13 PM
Nice!  Let's work on this and see who else can be roped in. 

Did somebody mention a gathering involving scotch? I'll contribute money for booze and and bake something, unless Richter doesn't want family to witness the orneriness.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on November 24, 2010, 09:26:15 PM
I'll be posting / alerting folks as to ideas and times elsewhere, so I don't threadjack.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2010, 09:33:50 PM
I want to fuse cake and pie somehow. Combine their virtues. 

A velvety icing.  Hard, flaky crust.  Fluffy, moist interior, with berries.  Ice cream on the side.

I think I can do it. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 09:34:46 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 24, 2010, 09:33:50 PM
I want to fuse cake and pie somehow. Combine their virtues. 

A velvety icing.  Hard, flaky crust.  Fluffy, moist interior, with berries.  Ice cream on the side.

I think I can do it. 

:crankey: Don't you fucking steal MY idea, asswipe! I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2010, 09:36:28 PM
Have you PATENTED it?

:lulz:  Because I will.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Richter on November 24, 2010, 09:40:41 PM
Can you patent food?  I'm confident you can copyright a distinct recipe, but I don't know if a patent would apply.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 09:41:48 PM
Goddammit. It was MY idea first. I WILL END YOU. I swear upon the dessicated dreams lining the street gutters of South Filth.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2010, 09:43:45 PM
HA!

MALLETS REQUIRE BASE CONTACT!

YOUR THREATS ARE NOTHING TO ME!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
Who said anything about a mallet? :? :?

May Tucson smile upon you, boyo, and laugh.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2010, 09:47:57 PM
There will be hybrid pastries, nonetheless.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 10:00:09 PM
Mine will be better, though.

There's always room for competition. :)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 24, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
If you feel like a collaborative research effort, we can cover more ground by separately testing different permutations of cake/pie hybridization.

No, I do not know that that means, before you go asking for the impossible. :lol:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 10:05:32 PM
Well, I have my own theories I want to test first, and then I'll share for improvement if they turn out to be sound.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 25, 2010, 04:44:06 AM
Yesterday I saw a cross section of a cupcake with a tiny pumpkin pie inside.   :eek:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 27, 2010, 05:44:36 AM
I still lean 100% cake, but I support pie rights.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on November 29, 2010, 01:29:36 PM
Pies this Thanksgiving ranged from fail to okay.
Cakes this Thanksgiving ranged from delicious to sex in your mouth.

therefore and ergo Cake wins. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on November 29, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
the fuck? are you mentally cramped or something? Maybe you burned your tongue from talking all that trash.

I had a Pecan-Jack-Daniels pie and it blew my balls out.

All you cake lovers can go fuck yourself

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on November 29, 2010, 03:05:13 PM
Pecans?  Pecans?  What kind of self-respecting desert has Pecans?  Pecans were created after God created all of the good nuts and then had writers block.  I think that's when he created Walnuts too.

Cake doesn't put up with third tier ingredients.   
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 29, 2010, 07:25:19 PM
I normally support cake, on the grounds of ganache and nobody has birthday pies, but I have to say pecans are delicious, especially candied or in pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2010, 09:47:32 PM
I do not allow pecans or walnuts or any relative of pecans or walnuts in my house because my best friend is so deathly allergic to them that she once had to go to the emergency room because her boyfriend ate a piece of cinnamon roll that had pecans in it and then came home six hours later and kissed her, and I am terrified of a pecan fragment or some pecan residue somehow sneaking into something I cook, and then she eats it, and then BAM I will have killed my best friend and live forever in miserable sorrow and intolerable guilt and self-flagellation.

This is kind of sad, because I love pecans, especially pecan pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 29, 2010, 10:02:17 PM
Lethal nut allergies...

Nobody should get that.  Except maybe creationists, due to irresistible irony.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 29, 2010, 11:11:31 PM
I know, it's super-lame.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on November 29, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
FRIENDS (also, cake lovers): Pardon me while I blaspheme.

You know where I stand on this subject, I have made my position plain from the start. However, while discussing a matter very similar in nature with a good friend I have come to a profound way of thinking that applicable to this debate, no doubt, is a means of living a more full and satisfying way of life in many ways. It will enable us to experience life in a way that leaves no room for hindsight regret and the all-too-common disappointment that both middle-ground fallacy and hard-lined partisanship offer in over-abundance.

It's simple really. I'm sure many of you already feel this way, and some of you have said as much ITT.

The word "Or" must be erased, stricken forever from your minds unless absolutely necessary.

In its stead you must use the word "And".

Cake AND Pie.
Men AND Women.
Beer AND Wine.
Rebellion against injustice AND Gratitude for our comforts.
Morals AND Ethics.
Beer AND Whiskey.
Pandas AND Giraffes.
Hard work AND Fun.
Beer AND Beer.

AND is a powerful word.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 30, 2010, 02:26:28 AM
Alty has a point.

I say we kill him for his heresy AND bake him in a pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 30, 2010, 04:35:22 AM
I'll drink to that.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Don Coyote on November 30, 2010, 05:04:51 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 30, 2010, 04:35:22 AM
I'll drink to that.

beer OR wine?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 30, 2010, 07:14:27 AM
Do they make stout wines?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on November 30, 2010, 01:23:11 PM
Cake and Pie just robs you of the pleasure of having cake and cake. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on November 30, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
PIE.

NO CAKE.

PIE.


YOU CAN PUT MEAT INTO PIES.

THEREFORE - SUPERIOR TO CAKE.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on November 30, 2010, 05:18:13 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
FRIENDS (also, cake lovers): Pardon me while I blaspheme.

You know where I stand on this subject, I have made my position plain from the start. However, while discussing a matter very similar in nature with a good friend I have come to a profound way of thinking that applicable to this debate, no doubt, is a means of living a more full and satisfying way of life in many ways. It will enable us to experience life in a way that leaves no room for hindsight regret and the all-too-common disappointment that both middle-ground fallacy and hard-lined partisanship offer in over-abundance.

It's simple really. I'm sure many of you already feel this way, and some of you have said as much ITT.

The word "Or" must be erased, stricken forever from your minds unless absolutely necessary.

In its stead you must use the word "And".

Cake AND Pie.
Men AND Women.
Beer AND Wine.
Rebellion against injustice AND Gratitude for our comforts.
Morals AND Ethics.
Beer AND Whiskey.
Pandas AND Giraffes.
Hard work AND Fun.
Beer AND Beer.

AND is a powerful word.


1. What the fuck is this shit? You're like the kid who can't decide between milk or orange juice so you just put them both in the same glass. Fuck that and your pinko retarded socialist food jamboree scheme.

2. (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/brochead.png)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on November 30, 2010, 05:20:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
PIE.

NO CAKE.

PIE.


YOU CAN PUT MEAT INTO PIES.

THEREFORE - SUPERIOR TO CAKE.

Actually, I suspect there probably is such a thing as meat cake, but I fear Googling "meat cake" may be harmful to my employment status. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on November 30, 2010, 09:01:41 PM
MEAT CAKE FUCK YEAH

(http://jeanettevieira.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/meatcake-550.jpg)

Also, for srs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatcake
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on November 30, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
I hate meatloaf. Meat should not be in loaf form. Bread is in loaves. Cake is sweet and carbohydrate-heaven. Meatcake doesn't sound tasty, like cupsteaks...


Meat pie works. Therefore, pie > cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on December 01, 2010, 12:55:55 AM
http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=129

I want this.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 01, 2010, 12:55:55 AM
http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=129

I want this.



WOAH.  That looks yum.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Phox on December 03, 2010, 02:27:08 AM
CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :argh!:


... is a pie.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on December 03, 2010, 02:31:42 AM
And I think that for the sake of sanity, Shepherd's pie is neither cake nor pie, but an odd sort of casserole.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2010, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
I hate meatloaf. Meat should not be in loaf form. Bread is in loaves. Cake is sweet and carbohydrate-heaven. Meatcake doesn't sound tasty, like cupsteaks...


Meat pie works. Therefore, pie > cake.

Crabcakes.  Suck it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2010, 02:07:22 PM
I dunno, I think meatloaf might be fine if it is slathered in a yummy BBQ icing. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 03, 2010, 03:16:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 03, 2010, 01:57:06 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2010, 10:07:57 PM
I hate meatloaf. Meat should not be in loaf form. Bread is in loaves. Cake is sweet and carbohydrate-heaven. Meatcake doesn't sound tasty, like cupsteaks...


Meat pie works. Therefore, pie > cake.

Crabcakes.  Suck it.

IS FRITTER!

I'm going to go make some panpies.  They're like pancakes, except they aren't fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 02:07:22 PM
I dunno, I think meatloaf might be fine if it is slathered in a yummy BBQ icing. 

Or if you do it this way. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18015.msg596153#msg596153%5B/url)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on December 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, pie, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives

Pie means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to eat
Eat crappy cream pies

I said, pie, huh
Good God, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing
But a pants-breaker
Pie, friend only to the shitty baker
Ooooh, pie
It's an enemy to all mankind
The point of pie blows my mind
Pie has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then indigestion
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, pie-huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Pie, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all
Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, it's got one friend
That's Tammy Faye Baker
Ooooh, pie, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend eating pies these days
Pie can't give life
It can only flake it away

Ooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, friend only to the L.A. Lakers
Cake, love and cream frosting
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a tastier way

Ooooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
You tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Nothing
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Phox on December 18, 2010, 02:18:36 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all

Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Ohhh, pie, I despise
Because it means destruction
Of innocent lives

Pie means tears
To thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to eat
Eat crappy cream pies

I said, pie, huh
Good God, y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing
But a pants-breaker
Pie, friend only to the shitty baker
Ooooh, pie
It's an enemy to all mankind
The point of pie blows my mind
Pie has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then indigestion
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, pie-huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Pie, huh
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
Pie, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all
Pie, huh, good God
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, it's got one friend
That's Tammy Faye Baker
Ooooh, pie, has shattered
Many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious
To spend eating pies these days
Pie can't give life
It can only flake it away

Ooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

Pie, whoa, Lord
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me

Pie, it ain't nothing but a gut-breaker
Pie, friend only to the L.A. Lakers
Cake, love and cream frosting
Tell me, is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a tastier way

Ooooooh, pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
You tell me
Say it, say it, say it, say it

Pie, huh
Good God y'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Nothing
:lulz:
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eve on January 05, 2011, 03:08:11 PM
PIE PREDICTED TO OUTSHINE CAKE IN 2011

Quote from: NPR
Trend-spotters are calling pie the food of the year. Texas and New York restaurants offer pie happy hours. Pies are showing up at weddings, and pie shops are opening in a neighborhood near you.

Quote from: Jezebel
Some people think that this year, 2011, is finally the year that the peaceful reign of cupcakes, the Clinton Administration of dessert trends, will end and a new era of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld pie-terror is upon us. Blasphemy!

Like chlamydia, pie is popping up at weddings, in trendy bakeries, and at society events all over the place, another sign that America has gone crazy.

NPR (http://www.npr.org/2011/01/02/132477830/cupcakes-are-dead-long-live-the-pie?ft=1&f=1001)
Jezebel (http://jezebel.com/5722793/is-pie-the-new-cake)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on January 05, 2011, 03:10:46 PM
It makes sense that a pie resurgence corresponds with the rise of the tea party.  People obviously have no idea of what they're doing. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:13:20 PM
I have not forgotten about Piecake! I'm going to the store later to get some cake mix.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on January 14, 2011, 08:32:06 PM
Ah shit I always forget stuff like this.  Never did mine.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
I'm going to do both versions: cake inside a pie crust,, and pie filling in some cake (which isn't really that new an idea.)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on January 14, 2011, 08:36:59 PM
Sounds highly surgical.  Extreme caution advised.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 08:39:06 PM
I'm an expert at surgical, if by surgical you mean "bloody horrible procedure with sharp objects."
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Jasper on January 14, 2011, 08:41:20 PM
Naturally.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on January 14, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
I had a wonderful dinner at my meeting last night.  And you know what made it so delectable?  Because it was finished off with a big beautiful slab of Carrot CAKE. 

No ladies and gentlemen.  A simple slice of pie would've sullied that dinner.  Pie would've taken the savory win of the meal and taken it down into the flakey depths of bland-dom!

Reject the heresy of pie and embrace the majestic glory of the cake!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 14, 2011, 10:40:29 PM
I've decided for Monkey's birthday, we will have Piecake. Butter yellow cake filling,  a delicious flaky pie crust, icing AND cherry or apple pie filling for the top.

It will be glorious, but it will have to wait a week and a half.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 18, 2011, 01:52:56 PM
PIECAEK WILL FUCKING YUOR SHIT.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on August 18, 2011, 03:21:03 PM
PICK A SIDE

OR GET FUCKED

FOREVER
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 18, 2011, 04:16:30 PM
NEVER!  PIECAKE OR BUST!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on August 18, 2011, 11:21:15 PM
WHY DOES THIS THREAD STILL EXIST?!

PIE IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 12:29:47 AM
Because it's cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 12:33:38 AM
Why can't we all just have a peace treaty slice and call it a day?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2011, 12:48:50 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 12:33:38 AM
Why can't we all just have a peace treaty slice and call it a day?

I believe this was tried in the Great Cake Massacre of twenty tickity-two.

The righteous and absolute brotherhood of pie laid down arms.  They even left behind the temptingly tossable cream pies back at the fortress and brought forth pies of peace, pies of delicate beauty painted in such ways as to celebrate the new cease fire.

The delegates met with much aplomb.  Vile and hated cake was passed to the pie brethren just as pie was sent amongst their unsteady friends.

We never saw the pie delegates that day.  They were brought to us on trays of silver by a frightened and abused survivor.  They'd baked them, Freeky.  Baked them all into their most hated good.  Baked them so their families might not even partake in their succulent meats within a flaky buttery crust.

THERE WILL BE NO PEACE, Freeky. Never so long as cake takes a spot on the shelf in any rustic diner.  Not so long as ice cream is served beside a flavorless supermarket purchase rather than atop a classic slice of apple.  Not so long as I live and breathe, Freeky.  Never.

There is pie.  Or there is nothing.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 01:55:53 AM
This is a clear cut case of bakedgoodsism.  I am appalled and offended that this forum participates in such arbitrary sectioning between treats.  It's monkey behavior and I expected better of you all.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 19, 2011, 04:43:47 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 01:55:53 AM
This is a clear cut case of bakedgoodsism.  I am appalled and offended that this forum participates in such arbitrary sectioning between treats.  It's monkey behavior and I expected better of you all.

I <3 Sister Freeky.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:15:40 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 01:55:53 AM
This is a clear cut case of bakedgoodsism.  I am appalled and offended that this forum participates in such arbitrary sectioning between treats.  It's monkey behavior and I expected better of you all.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 03:04:47 PM
if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 03:41:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 03:04:47 PM
if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

:lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 19, 2011, 03:49:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 03:04:47 PM
if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

If you were REALLY my friend, you would never attempt to deny me the joy of sinking my teeth into a thick slab of rich, deep chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 19, 2011, 04:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 03:04:47 PM
if you guys are REALLY my friends I expect you to support pie

it's what friends do

OH DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP

FIRST IT'S ALL "eeeennhhh if you were really my friend you'd eat a metric assload of oranges for no fucking reason"

THEN I PUKE TROPICANA OUT ALL OF MY FACE-HOLES


NOW IT'S PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PIE BULLSHIT, YOU SPAGASS??


WELL FUCK YOU

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 18, 2011, 03:21:03 PM
PICK A SIDE

OR GET FUCKED

FOREVER



BOTH THINGS ARE MADE OUT OF SUGARY STUFF. I TEND TO PREFER SALTY/SOUR/SPICY STUFF.


SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE AND HAVE YOUR PIE AND EAT IT TOO OR SOMETHING. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BURGER WITH HABANERO SAUCE ON IT INSTEAD.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 19, 2011, 04:27:43 PM
MMMMM burger.......

I'm so hungry.

I have given this quite serious topic much thought.  I have come to final conclusion that I feel that the best option to choose in this matter is actually quite simple.....

Let's just call it all dessert and eat whatever we want  :D

Chocolate anything FTW anyone?  :wink:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 19, 2011, 04:29:58 PM
When my car is running again, I will invent browniepiecake.

Because I can.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 04:31:13 PM
Brownies are a kind of cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I remember a time when PD stood for something.

When we were given a plate of substandard dessert good and we stood up and we yelled "NO.  NEVER COMPROMISE.  EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON!"

Hell, I remember when Cram was given a slice of cake.  He politely refused it, stood and strolled nonchalantly into the kitchen where he unloaded a fucking hand cannon into the baker, then calmly walked back to his seat to enjoy some coffee.

I remember that shit.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:33:55 PM
I'm with Twid

Gimme some smoked pork ribs, bitches.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 04:36:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 04:33:55 PM
I'm with Twid

Gimme some smoked pork ribs, bitches.

:D
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 19, 2011, 04:42:21 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I remember a time when PD stood for something.

When we were given a plate of substandard dessert good and we stood up and we yelled "NO.  NEVER COMPROMISE.  EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON!"

Hell, I remember when Cram was given a slice of cake.  He politely refused it, stood and strolled nonchalantly into the kitchen where he unloaded a fucking hand cannon into the baker, then calmly walked back to his seat to enjoy some coffee.

I remember that shit.

Substandard?  What the shit kind if cake have you been eating?  You need to have MINE.

Layers of chocolate cake, loaded with chocolate chips...  A layer of chocolate putting between, and dark, fudgy icing...

Cram won't shoot me.  I make awesome bacon.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 19, 2011, 04:22:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 18, 2011, 03:21:03 PM
PICK A SIDE

OR GET FUCKED

FOREVER



BOTH THINGS ARE MADE OUT OF SUGARY STUFF. I TEND TO PREFER SALTY/SOUR/SPICY STUFF.


SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE AND HAVE YOUR PIE AND EAT IT TOO OR SOMETHING. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BURGER WITH HABANERO SAUCE ON IT INSTEAD.


... yeah, I'm going to count this as an obvious vote for cake.

Nigel's too.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 05:48:11 PM
excuse me, but how is meat a cake?

there is such a thing as a meat pie

meat cake? get the fuck outta here


ass hole


Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 05:59:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 05:48:11 PM
excuse me, but how is meat a cake?

there is such a thing as a meat pie

meat cake? get the fuck outta here


ass hole




I'll show you meat cake.

Oh, I WILL.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 06:01:59 PM
YOU'RE BOTH ASSHOLES. BURGERS ARE MEAT. YOU DON'T PUT HOT SAUCE ON A PASTRY, AND IF YOU DO YOU'RE SOME KIND OF FREAK. TRIP I CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE HE'S A FOREIGNER AND ALL FOREIGNERS ARE INSANE BY DEFINITION. BUT I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU CRAM. YOU REALLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 05:48:11 PMexcuse me, but how is meat a cake?

there is such a thing as a meat pie

meat cake? get the fuck outta here


ass hole

Oh yeah? Fuck off, they were clearly undecided and I claimed them first. You snooze, you lose, sucker!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 06:13:09 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 05:48:11 PMexcuse me, but how is meat a cake?

there is such a thing as a meat pie

meat cake? get the fuck outta here


ass hole

Oh yeah? Fuck off, they were clearly undecided and I claimed them first. You snooze, you lose, sucker!!

UNDECIDED NOTHING.

HAMBURGER TIME!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 06:15:29 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 19, 2011, 06:13:09 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 05:48:11 PMexcuse me, but how is meat a cake?

there is such a thing as a meat pie

meat cake? get the fuck outta here


ass hole

Oh yeah? Fuck off, they were clearly undecided and I claimed them first. You snooze, you lose, sucker!!

UNDECIDED NOTHING.

HAMBURGER TIME!

Hamsburgers Times?
  \
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/NewAvatars/avatar_6293.png)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2011, 06:15:59 PM
Sure thing, you can have your hamburger!

But it'll count as cake.

STUFF IT, CRAM
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 06:24:39 PM
Please explain how hamburger is cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 06:25:22 PM
Also at freeky :D
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2011, 07:17:43 PM
Cant see on my phone.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 19, 2011, 07:19:12 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 19, 2011, 07:17:43 PM
Cant see on my phone.

blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg is the name of the image.  And it does look pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 19, 2011, 07:24:43 PM
Nigel wins point.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 19, 2011, 10:24:00 PM
That looks delicious and I am even more hungry now!!!
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 03:44:26 AM
CHOCOLATE PIE FILLING BETWEEN A FUCKLOAD OF THIN CAKE LAYERS = PWNED
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 04:56:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2011, 05:48:11 PM
excuse me, but how is meat a cake?

there is such a thing as a meat pie

meat cake? get the fuck outta here


ass hole




:lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kai on August 20, 2011, 05:08:28 AM
BOTH.


But not simultaneously.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on August 20, 2011, 05:32:38 AM
Nigel's pic is obviously shoop. Not even the most ardent and/or misguided cake lover would be so dishonest with theselves. Meat does not belong in cake period full stop.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.

OK, the layers are burgers and the red stuff is ketchup but PLEASE TELL ME THE WHITE STUFF ISN'T FROSTING
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Freeky on August 20, 2011, 06:16:47 AM
FRSOTING YES.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 07:49:15 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 20, 2011, 06:16:47 AM
FRSOTING YES.

<3 Freeky.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Don Coyote on August 20, 2011, 07:51:59 AM
PIE FOR THE PIE GOD

CAKE FOR THE CAKE THRONE
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 08:20:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

Now that I reclaimed my laptop chrager from Villager and can see this, I would actually call this a meatloaf.

I also hate meatloaf.

Pie people, that doesn't mean a goddamn thing in your favor.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 08:33:22 AM
PAEK
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 12:42:09 PM
Cake is sissy bullshit.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
Hamburger pie:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kd1xMZ0AYsU/Sft77Fsf7HI/AAAAAAAAAGY/NVEWCntJ-H0/s400/cheeseburgerPie.jpg)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

NOTE THE TOTAL LACK OF FROSTING


Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 02:38:35 PM
FURTHERMORE,

PIZZA IS SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS "PIE"

AND EVERYBODY LIKES PIZZA, THAT'S NOT EVEN A CONTEST

(http://www.pizzarules.com/uploads/2009/pizzaisthebest.jpg)


CAKE? THAT ONLY REFERS CRAP GETTING BUILT UP SOMEWHERE

CAKE - verb (used with object)
7. to form into a crust or compact mass.


AS IN - "THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH WERE CAKED WITH SAUCE"

OR

ALSO,

(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/urinal-cakes-urinal-cakes-demotivational-poster-1282890107.jpg)



"urinal cakes" is my new nickname for you diabetic cakeloving spags
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
Hamburger pie:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kd1xMZ0AYsU/Sft77Fsf7HI/AAAAAAAAAGY/NVEWCntJ-H0/s400/cheeseburgerPie.jpg)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

NOTE THE TOTAL LACK OF FROSTING




IS A DEEP DISH PIZZA.

BUT TECHNICALLY PAI, YES.

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 20, 2011, 06:16:47 AM
FRSOTING YES.

MITE BE LARRRRRD
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.

OK, the layers are burgers and the red stuff is ketchup but PLEASE TELL ME THE WHITE STUFF ISN'T FROSTING

  :lulz: It's mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Frito pie:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zO1lJG5Qb-k/TLZ2dcGwo2I/AAAAAAAACAU/EuxxWnWTtOk/s1600/Frito+Pie.jpg)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 05:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Frito pie:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zO1lJG5Qb-k/TLZ2dcGwo2I/AAAAAAAACAU/EuxxWnWTtOk/s1600/Frito+Pie.jpg)

Jesus, Nigel.

fucking ruthless...
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 05:18:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
Hamburger pie:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kd1xMZ0AYsU/Sft77Fsf7HI/AAAAAAAAAGY/NVEWCntJ-H0/s400/cheeseburgerPie.jpg)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

NOTE THE TOTAL LACK OF FROSTING




aka lasagne?  :lulz:


Give it up guys. You aren't getting my vote.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.

OK, the layers are burgers and the red stuff is ketchup but PLEASE TELL ME THE WHITE STUFF ISN'T FROSTING

  :lulz: It's mashed potatoes.

Please for the love of god tell me that isn't ketchup on the mashed potato. I might have to kill the chef.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.

OK, the layers are burgers and the red stuff is ketchup but PLEASE TELL ME THE WHITE STUFF ISN'T FROSTING

  :lulz: It's mashed potatoes.

Please for the love of god tell me that isn't ketchup on the mashed potato. I might have to kill the chef.

Yeah, that's the only thing wrong with that picture: the ketchup.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 05:18:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
Hamburger pie:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kd1xMZ0AYsU/Sft77Fsf7HI/AAAAAAAAAGY/NVEWCntJ-H0/s400/cheeseburgerPie.jpg)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

NOTE THE TOTAL LACK OF FROSTING




aka lasagne?  :lulz:


Give it up guys. You aren't getting my vote.

LASAGNA HAS NEITHER A PIE CRUST NOR CHEDDAR CHEESE NOR A COMPLETE LACK OF RICOTTA. YOUR PENITENCE IS TO SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY EATING IN THE NORTHEND! :argh!:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 05:30:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Frito pie:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zO1lJG5Qb-k/TLZ2dcGwo2I/AAAAAAAACAU/EuxxWnWTtOk/s1600/Frito+Pie.jpg)

Frito Pie is the shit!

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 05:31:18 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 20, 2011, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 20, 2011, 05:18:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 02:33:25 PM
Hamburger pie:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kd1xMZ0AYsU/Sft77Fsf7HI/AAAAAAAAAGY/NVEWCntJ-H0/s400/cheeseburgerPie.jpg)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

NOTE THE TOTAL LACK OF FROSTING




aka lasagne?  :lulz:


Give it up guys. You aren't getting my vote.

LASAGNA HAS NEITHER A PIE CRUST NOR CHEDDAR CHEESE NOR A COMPLETE LACK OF RICOTTA. YOUR PENITENCE IS TO SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY EATING IN THE NORTHEND! :argh!:

That's my penitence? I should sin more.

Also, the timing is  great. I just found out that my mom is moving to the North End.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 20, 2011, 05:18:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Frito pie:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zO1lJG5Qb-k/TLZ2dcGwo2I/AAAAAAAACAU/EuxxWnWTtOk/s1600/Frito+Pie.jpg)

Jesus, Nigel.

fucking ruthless...

:lulz:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 05:36:59 PM
*vom.*
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 20, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Don't let the classy presentation throw you off. That's the best white trash junk food in the world, right there.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 20, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Don't let the classy presentation throw you off. That's the best white trash junk food in the world, right there.

Looking at it makes me want it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 20, 2011, 05:48:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 20, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Don't let the classy presentation throw you off. That's the best white trash junk food in the world, right there.

Looking at it makes me want it.

Likewise
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 06:04:22 PM
        "PUT IT IN ME!"
                /
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/NewAvatars/avatar_4407.png)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 06:05:38 PM
Frito whore.
*vom*
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2011, 06:23:16 PM
 :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 20, 2011, 06:24:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 06:23:16 PM
:fap: :fap: :fap:

<3
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 21, 2011, 06:29:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.

OK, the layers are burgers and the red stuff is ketchup but PLEASE TELL ME THE WHITE STUFF ISN'T FROSTING

  :lulz: It's mashed potatoes.

Hmmm...if you follow the Gipper logic that ketchup is a vegetable, would that make hamburger cake shepherd's pie?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 21, 2011, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 20, 2011, 05:40:50 PM
Don't let the classy presentation throw you off. That's the best white trash junk food in the world, right there.

IT'S LIKE NACHOS WITH FIVE TIMES THE GREASE  :fap:

AND IT'S ENDORSED BY HANK HILL. "FRITO PIE WITH WOLF BRAND CHILI".

WOULD HANK HILL SHIT YOU?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 21, 2011, 11:42:56 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 21, 2011, 06:29:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 20, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 20, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 19, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 19, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
Proof that hamburgers are cake:

(http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/meatcake02.jpg)

DELICIOUS LOOKING.

OK, the layers are burgers and the red stuff is ketchup but PLEASE TELL ME THE WHITE STUFF ISN'T FROSTING

  :lulz: It's mashed potatoes.

Hmmm...if you follow the Gipper logic that ketchup is a vegetable, would that make hamburger cake shepherd's pie?

:crankey:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.

I make a killer egg salad sandwich pie.

But I have also made cake out of things that most people don't think cake is made out of. I made a delicious onion cake, and beet cake, while odd, is not un-tasty.

Meat cake is a little trickier, but as you saw, it's not so tricky it can't be done.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Phox on August 21, 2011, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.

I make a killer egg salad sandwich pie.

But I have also made cake out of things that most people don't think cake is made out of. I made a delicious onion cake, and beet cake, while odd, is not un-tasty.

Meat cake is a little trickier, but as you saw, it's not so tricky it can't be done.

Onion cake you say? Hmmm. perhaps it could be.

However, I'm pretty sure that meatcake was merely a creative meatloaf. Which, may or may not be a cake.... DISCUSS.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 21, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.

I make a killer egg salad sandwich pie.

But I have also made cake out of things that most people don't think cake is made out of. I made a delicious onion cake, and beet cake, while odd, is not un-tasty.

Meat cake is a little trickier, but as you saw, it's not so tricky it can't be done.

You're not helping the cake camp with these, Nigel
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 02:10:23 AM
I'm making blackeyed peas.

Not sure how to get them into pie form.

Maybe like tamale pie?

Also, Twid: Shepherd's Pie is no longer Holy(tm) once you are south of Connecticut.
In fact, these yahoos down here have never heard of it.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2011, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.

I make a killer egg salad sandwich pie.

But I have also made cake out of things that most people don't think cake is made out of. I made a delicious onion cake, and beet cake, while odd, is not un-tasty.

Meat cake is a little trickier, but as you saw, it's not so tricky it can't be done.

Onion cake you say? Hmmm. perhaps it could be.

However, I'm pretty sure that meatcake was merely a creative meatloaf. Which, may or may not be a cake.... DISCUSS.

"Cake" has a very broad definition. I make quinoa cakes, which have more in common with quiche. Pancakes are delicious and you can put anything in them, including chocolate chips and bacon, at the same time if you want.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 22, 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 22, 2011, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.

I make a killer egg salad sandwich pie.

But I have also made cake out of things that most people don't think cake is made out of. I made a delicious onion cake, and beet cake, while odd, is not un-tasty.

Meat cake is a little trickier, but as you saw, it's not so tricky it can't be done.

Onion cake you say? Hmmm. perhaps it could be.

However, I'm pretty sure that meatcake was merely a creative meatloaf. Which, may or may not be a cake.... DISCUSS.

"Cake" has a very broad definition. I make quinoa cakes, which have more in common with quiche. Pancakes are delicious and you can put anything in them, including chocolate chips and bacon, at the same time if you want.

Crepes and blintzes are pancakes with PIE FILLING.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 22, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 02:10:23 AM
I'm making blackeyed peas.

Not sure how to get them into pie form.

Maybe like tamale pie?

Also, Twid: Shepherd's Pie is no longer Holy(tm) once you are south of Connecticut.
In fact, these yahoos down here have never heard of it.

Heathen lands. Must send missionaries bearing shepherd's pie.

You'd think the south would be all over that shit.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2011, 04:11:15 PM
Quote from: navkat on August 22, 2011, 12:28:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 22, 2011, 06:58:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 07:27:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 21, 2011, 06:45:54 PM
Cake is alright. Cake is like a combination of bread and sugar. Which are okay. Pie, however, can be made of ANYTHING. Fruits, pudding, meat, cheese, veggies, etc.

Clearly, Pie is superior, thanks to its versatility.

I make a killer egg salad sandwich pie.

But I have also made cake out of things that most people don't think cake is made out of. I made a delicious onion cake, and beet cake, while odd, is not un-tasty.

Meat cake is a little trickier, but as you saw, it's not so tricky it can't be done.

Onion cake you say? Hmmm. perhaps it could be.

However, I'm pretty sure that meatcake was merely a creative meatloaf. Which, may or may not be a cake.... DISCUSS.

"Cake" has a very broad definition. I make quinoa cakes, which have more in common with quiche. Pancakes are delicious and you can put anything in them, including chocolate chips and bacon, at the same time if you want.

Crepes and blintzes are pancakes with PIE FILLING.

Much like Boston Creme Pie, they are both PIE and CAKE at the same time.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 06:04:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 22, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 02:10:23 AM
I'm making blackeyed peas.

Not sure how to get them into pie form.

Maybe like tamale pie?

Also, Twid: Shepherd's Pie is no longer Holy(tm) once you are south of Connecticut.
In fact, these yahoos down here have never heard of it.

Heathen lands. Must send missionaries bearing shepherd's pie.

You'd think the south would be all over that shit.

No entree makes it down here that doesn't involve barbeque, jalapenos, or chickenfrying.

I was mildly culture shocked in Mass when I couldn't order jalepenos as a pizza topping.   :lol:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 22, 2011, 06:10:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 06:04:36 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 22, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 02:10:23 AM
I'm making blackeyed peas.

Not sure how to get them into pie form.

Maybe like tamale pie?

Also, Twid: Shepherd's Pie is no longer Holy(tm) once you are south of Connecticut.
In fact, these yahoos down here have never heard of it.

Heathen lands. Must send missionaries bearing shepherd's pie.

You'd think the south would be all over that shit.

No entree makes it down here that doesn't involve barbeque, jalapenos, or chickenfrying.

I was mildly culture shocked in Mass when I couldn't order jalepenos as a pizza topping.   :lol:

You can nowadays. Windy City Pizza is pretty good for that. And monsterburgers.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 22, 2011, 06:17:29 PM
That's a huge improvement. When I was there, TACO BELL didn't even have them.

For realz.

Other than that, everything was great.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: leln on August 23, 2011, 01:03:20 AM
I once made a piecake that consisted of a store-bought crust with Amish vanilla pie filling with kladdkaka over it. It was tasty, but I think it would have been improved by replacing the crust with a layer or two of phyllo dough or just saying "fuck it all, it's an upside-down kladdkaka with Amish vanilla pie filling on top." If anyone knows a crust recipe that they think would work with the other two elements I'd love to hear it. The pastry layer was a bit thick and heavy and detracted from the fillings.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 23, 2011, 01:24:21 AM
Quote from: leln on August 23, 2011, 01:03:20 AM
I once made a piecake that consisted of a store-bought crust with Amish vanilla pie filling with kladdkaka over it. It was tasty, but I think it would have been improved by replacing the crust with a layer or two of phyllo dough or just saying "fuck it all, it's an upside-down kladdkaka with Amish vanilla pie filling on top." If anyone knows a crust recipe that they think would work with the other two elements I'd love to hear it. The pastry layer was a bit thick and heavy and detracted from the fillings.  :argh!:

I will test anything leln decides to bake.  Any day.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on August 23, 2011, 01:33:43 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 02:15:35 AM
Hey yeah, I made onion cake once. Totally forgot about that, it was pretty good, if somewhat weird.

Should try to find the recipe again.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww. 

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Phox on August 23, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww. 

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 23, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.   :lulz:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: leln on August 24, 2011, 02:27:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.   :lulz:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:57:20 AM
Quote from: leln on August 24, 2011, 02:27:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.   :lulz:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

This could quickly become an epic weekend.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Kai on August 24, 2011, 05:06:31 AM
COOKIES AND PIE PARTY!!


....shit, I think I got the wrong year.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: leln on August 24, 2011, 08:56:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on August 24, 2011, 05:06:31 AM
COOKIES AND PIE PARTY!!


....shit, I think I got the wrong year.

Hmm, so we could have pie vs. cake and a cookies vs. tarts contest at the same gathering...

I think we'd need to see if Suu could make commemorative aprons for everyone involved.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: AFK on December 16, 2011, 01:29:52 PM
 :roflcake:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on December 16, 2011, 01:54:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:57:20 AM
Quote from: leln on August 24, 2011, 02:27:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.   :lulz:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

This could quickly become an epic weekend.

Yo, leln, we need to do this.  After the new year, before grad school eats you again.

Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
I clearly remember we did this at the CT meetup and everybody agreed that cake won.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on December 16, 2011, 08:59:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
I clearly remember we did this at the CT meetup and everybody agreed that cake won.

Clearly your judgment was clouded by the fumes of so many spags in one place.
That and alcohol.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on December 16, 2011, 09:13:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 16, 2011, 08:59:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
I clearly remember we did this at the CT meetup and everybody agreed that cake won.

Clearly your judgment was clouded by the fumes of so many spags in one place.
That and alcohol.

That many spags in one place, alcohol was redundant.

But, yes, cake won.  Anybody who doesn't remember was obviously under the influence of that horrible clam beer shit.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 16, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
THE CAKE SPAGS DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLE BUDWEISER CLAMATO
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on December 16, 2011, 10:50:29 PM
One good thing about that shit, it makes everything else after it taste like heaven.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 11:02:07 PM
It's like you were THERE, Alty! ;-)
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Salty on December 16, 2011, 11:31:58 PM
EOC bringing that horrible stuff into the middle of nowhere made me FEEL like it. It also made me feel shame and self-loathing.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 17, 2011, 12:25:28 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 16, 2011, 11:31:58 PM
EOC bringing that horrible stuff into the middle of nowhere made me FEEL like it. It also made me feel shame and self-loathing.

It's amazing how many emotions they can fit into one can!


Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 16, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
THE CAKE SPAGS DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLE BUDWEISER CLAMATO

HAIL!

PRAISE BE TO THE BRINGER OF THE BUD CLAMATO! :cainftw:
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 17, 2011, 12:59:10 AM
CAKE LIES AT BOTH ENDS OF THE BELL CURVE, PIE IS ONLY IN THE MIDDLE. THAT IS ALL. 
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: leln on December 17, 2011, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 16, 2011, 01:54:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 24, 2011, 03:57:20 AM
Quote from: leln on August 24, 2011, 02:27:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 03:23:08 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 23, 2011, 02:51:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 02:20:18 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.
Ummm. Eww.  

(Okay, he was allergic to chocolate, how was I supposed to know?  That's the kinda thing you should MENTION when cake is involved...)
Better question. If he's allergic to chocolate. WHY DID HE EAT IT? It's kinda hard to disguise a chocolate cake.

Because it was so awesome.   :lulz:

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 23, 2011, 03:26:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 22, 2011, 06:22:13 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come to a revelation.

Cake is not bad.  In fact, cake is pretty alright.

The problem is that the motherfuckers who like cake are terrible.  Their taint is evident in their baked goods and their evil spreads through each morsel of moist dessert.  What was once a slice of sugary wonder becomes a conduit for their filth and wickedness.

Do not hate the cake, friends.  In fact, a pie person can make a cake and it'll probably be something less than total failure.  But the moment a cake person makes a cake, it is wretched.

Beware the pie prepared by cake fiends.  It is false pie.  Not pie at all, but rather a sub-pie, a quasi-pie, born of the machinations of a degenerate people.

Don't make me bake for you, EoC.

Last bastard I baked for, I made a chocolate cake so awesome, he couldn't taste anything else for a month.

True story.

I accept this challenge.  In fact, so confident am I in my hatred of cake, that I will say there is no cake that can be made that I will not despise, and I welcome all challengers to that task.

EoC,
loves it when a plan comes together.

You're on.  We will work out details.

If you want help and an excuse to call in the locals, I'll willingly bake obscene desserts and maybe we can con Richter into making Weapon X chili. I only have a few more unencumbered weekends before grad school becomes my priority, so please feel free to help me waste them.

This could quickly become an epic weekend.

Yo, leln, we need to do this.  After the new year, before grad school eats you again.



Agreed. I have a couple ideas for blasphemy brownies I want to try, but I'm not allowed be alone with the results. And I have some refinements to the Amish vanilla/kladdkakka piecake that I'd like to inflict on other people. Or we could choose another theme entirely for the food. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?  :evil:

We should find out who's free when.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on December 17, 2011, 04:25:20 PM
Quote from: leln on December 17, 2011, 01:24:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 16, 2011, 01:54:59 PM

Yo, leln, we need to do this.  After the new year, before grad school eats you again.



Agreed. I have a couple ideas for blasphemy brownies I want to try, but I'm not allowed be alone with the results. And I have some refinements to the Amish vanilla/kladdkakka piecake that I'd like to inflict on other people. Or we could choose another theme entirely for the food. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?  :evil:

We should find out who's free when.

Works for me.  I humbly submit the theme for "YUM!"  (Because, you know, if all we eat is dessert, somebody is gonna yark on the carpet.)  Who's up for a Saturday involving food, booze, and fun?
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Suu on December 17, 2011, 06:29:04 PM
HAVE FUN WITH THE DEEPFRYER NIGHT.

TAKE 2.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: leln on December 18, 2011, 12:24:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 17, 2011, 06:29:04 PM
HAVE FUN WITH THE DEEPFRYER NIGHT.

TAKE 2.

This can only end in tears....We're going to need more than one camera, and a fucking big salad. You know, just to forestall pre-emptive artery clogging.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: Luna on December 18, 2011, 03:02:01 AM
Quote from: leln on December 18, 2011, 12:24:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 17, 2011, 06:29:04 PM
HAVE FUN WITH THE DEEPFRYER NIGHT.

TAKE 2.

This can only end in tears....We're going to need more than one camera, and a fucking big salad. You know, just to forestall pre-emptive artery clogging.

Arteries?  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Title: Re: Pie or Cake?
Post by: navkat on January 09, 2012, 09:44:02 PM
CAEK: comes in twos. Can live forever if nailed to a tree.
PIE: comes in many flavours. Costs $1.09 in pocket-form.
WIN: CAEK.