Messages

I think we should start using Alfred E. Newman's face.  Dressed as Charles Manson.

Pics please before agreement!

I find myself randomly responding with weird answers my children give me to totally non-related subjects.  No one seems to notice. 

I have this issue with my own daughter.  Being the youngest and having two very athletic older brothers she has grown up playing every sport right along side of her brothers.  She has played soccer on a team for the last 3 years, however, this year she wanted to play football.  She watched the boys on my youngest sons team (this was their first year of contact) run crying every time they got hit and her opinion was what a bunch of pansies.  (She did put it a bit more ummmm, well, she's 8. )  I was ok with her playing if she really wanted to, but they wouldn't let her.  Said it was too rough.  They suggested she become a cheerleader (which she did but just because the uniform was cute, her words not mine) instead of a football player.  

She ended up being asked to be a part of a competition cheer squad and loves it, but....

Would it have killed anyone to let her play ball?

 

MY EYES MY EYES

Can someone not hack that piece of shit place and kill the fucking red before it causes permanent damage?

Damn that has been there for what?  Close to a year now ugh!

I've always thought suicide was rather self centered.  Not when people have terrible diseases or are dying a slow death or anything like that.  But those who are basically healthy, have friends or family who give a shit, especially people with kids, it's like the ultimate fuck you yanno?

[Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper]

10. "I've always, always regarded the Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper as being people who chose to be Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that. "Oooh, I'm a Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a ball of fluff but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with whatever deity from whatever pantheon I pick today, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit or ever bother to think for myself because I love being a sheep!"

Spoiled brats of the fluffy pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Eclectic Neo-Pagan/Wiccan MW Mol worshiper. They just strike me as brain dead."

FIXXXED

I like it!  I think it has just the right touch of hate to draw attention, but not enough to turn someone off.  Would make an excellent flyer!!!

I don't know how you do it!

The single most annoying amusement ride evar! 

Especially sober.  AND they get really nasty if you hurl over the side of the boat.  As opposed to what?  On the people in front of you I guess.  Now there is a way to create harmony!!!

I'm in.  I will need to review the "training" page but I'm up for something, getting rather boring in my little life these days!

I have a Dragonfly on my right shoulder, which is my totem.  I have the artwork for a crow for my left shoulder as I am of the bird clan.  I love my tattoo, they are addictive.  I want at least 4 more.

As I have never and probably never will do anything to involve people identifying me from my tattoos, I'm safe.  You tend to get less and less rebellious with each kid!

I lol'd

[and on the fourth day, 000 was too hungover to smoke]

in one of my more successfull stopping attempts (lasted 6 months), i spent the first couple of days of physical withdrawal in a drunken stupor.

it worked.

it worked so brilliantly!

it worked so amazingly brilliantly because i sat at the bar, being very pissed (both pissed of alcohol and pissed off of not smoking) and there was this really annoying girl who always comes on to *every* single boy in the bar and she was talking to me, and i started dissing her, with a slurred tongue, and i didn't stop, and i completely and utterly destroyed her with my words. and i forgot nearly everything about it cause a friend of mine (who was tending the bar) told me later i did such a good job and that he was having so much fun watching a completely wasted 000 completely pwning that girl.

doesnt have much to do with quitting smoking, but they were good times.

otoh, other friends were worried that i was switching one addiction for the other. but i neatly reverted to my original drinking pattern after 3 days had passed (and on the fourth day, 000 was too hungover to smoke).

Didn't I suggest the drunken method above???  See it DOES work!

[excellent daiquiris and/or coladas.also, soursop cheesecake is fucking AWESOME.]

I just now realized what a cherimoya is.

In the West Indies, they're "soursop", and they're basically the best thing ever.

I don't know about cooking with them, but I know that they make excellent daiquiris and/or coladas.

also, soursop cheesecake is fucking AWESOME.

tr00f!! 

Replace applesauce in a layer cake, very tasty.  Makes amazing sorbet!  I've had it in cream puffs replacing the cream.

My daughter just eats it straight from the half like a pudding.

Cherimoyas are so good! I wish they weren't so expensive.

I'm growing paw paw trees, the fruits of which are supposed to be similar, but are so delicate you can't buy them anywhere.

I've had both and pawpaws are very very strongly flavored.  I personally hate them, but my kids will eat them.  However, they taste NOTHING like a cherimoya.