OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

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Doktor Howl

Unfortunately, the word doc that Paes set up for me will not work.

Bad news:  I have to fish out each section and put them in manually.

Good news:  That isn't much of a delay. I should have the first one up by Sunday.  It would be Friday, but there's been some news (see following post).

Little Orange will be done as a three part series, 1 portion for each arc (Underground, The Engines of Creation, and Armageddon).
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Doktor Howl

MY SON IS COMING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

:banana:

I have him for 14 days, then I don't see him again for a year.
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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 01:07:12 AM
MY SON IS COMING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

:banana:

I have him for 14 days, then I don't see him again for a year.

:awesome:
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 01:07:12 AM
MY SON IS COMING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

:banana:

I have him for 14 days, then I don't see him again for a year.

Yayyyyy! Except for the not seeing him again for a year part. But that's what you get when you make a grown-up.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2015, 02:59:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 01:07:12 AM
MY SON IS COMING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

:banana:

I have him for 14 days, then I don't see him again for a year.

Yayyyyy! Except for the not seeing him again for a year part. But that's what you get when you make a grown-up.

Yes, the poor bastard will be stuck in Naples, Italy for a year.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 03:12:55 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2015, 02:59:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 01:07:12 AM
MY SON IS COMING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

:banana:

I have him for 14 days, then I don't see him again for a year.

Yayyyyy! Except for the not seeing him again for a year part. But that's what you get when you make a grown-up.

Yes, the poor bastard will be stuck in Naples, Italy for a year.

All those Italians, everywhere. the horror :scared:

hooplala

What the hell was Hyundai thinking? Naming a car Tucson??
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2015, 03:18:17 AM
What the hell was Hyundai thinking? Naming a car Tucson??

A/C doesn't work, and it doesn't take you anywhere.

And then you die horribly.
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hooplala

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 03:49:17 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2015, 03:18:17 AM
What the hell was Hyundai thinking? Naming a car Tucson??

A/C doesn't work, and it doesn't take you anywhere.

And then you die horribly.

Oh ok... sounds apt.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 01:07:12 AM
MY SON IS COMING HOME ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

:banana:

I have him for 14 days, then I don't see him again for a year.

:) Glad to hear sir!

Also thanks much for the link to the LO thread. I sincerely hope publication of your works goes excellently for you and causes an appropriate number of of internal bleeds in the general populace.
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Doktor Howl

Okay, My Girl Friday is out to all major online book retailers according to smashwords (I haven't seen it on Nook yet, but I expect that will change at midnight tonight.

The Paesors required some additional editing.  I expect that I've solved the problem, so hopefully that will be up tomorrow night at midnight.
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Doktor Howl

Can someone with a kindle please search My Girl Friday by Roger Penrose?
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 10:52:41 PM
Can someone with a kindle please search My Girl Friday by Roger Penrose?

Nothing. Doesn't even show up on Amazon.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Don Coyote on August 13, 2015, 11:06:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 13, 2015, 10:52:41 PM
Can someone with a kindle please search My Girl Friday by Roger Penrose?

Nothing. Doesn't even show up on Amazon.

Booger.  Well, it finally went through this afternoon, so probably midnight like Nook.
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Doktor Howl

The Paesors has now also been accepted.  It should be up at midnight, too.
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