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Dream a Little Dream with Dok

Started by Doktor Howl, October 18, 2011, 05:31:20 PM

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LMNO

#45
September 25, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Butchering country songs?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TGRR: Our very own Taylor Swift.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#46
September 25, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 18, 2011, 06:55:41 PM
Please come to Denver with the snowfall
We'll move up into the mountains so far that we can't be found
And throw "I love you" echoes down the canyon
And then lie awake at night till they come back around
Please come to Denver
She said no, boy, would you come home to me

And she said, hey ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down
Denver ain't your kind of town
There ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee

Or words to that effect.  I think.

Or words to this effect.

Please come to Tuscon for the winter
We'll move up into the mountains so far that we can't be found
And throw "I love you" echoes down the canyon
And then lie awake at night till they come back around
Please come to Tucson
She said no, boy, would you come home to me

And she said, hey ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down
Tucson ain't your kind of town
Jesus don't save and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one fan of the man from Gallilee.

Please come to Portland with the snowfall
We'll move out into the suburbs so far that we can't be found
And throw "I love you" echoes over the bridges
And then lie awake at night till they come back around
Please come to Portland
She said no, boy, would you come home to me

And she said, hey ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down
Portland ain't your kind of town
There ain't no love and there ain't nothing to see
I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee

Please come to Providence with the smog
We'll move up into Federal Hill so far that we can't be found
And throw "HEY, I'm WALKIN' HERE!" at the cars
And then run like hell if they come back around
Please come to Providence
She said no, boy, would you come home to me

And she said, hey ramblin' boy, why don't you settle down
Providence ain't your kind of town
There ain't real tans and there ain't nobody like me
I'm the number one fan of the man from Warwick, see?

OOOOOOOH   :lol:

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 25, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Butchering country songs?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TGRR: Our very own Taylor Swift.

The difference is that he knows he's butchering and he does it on purpose. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Butcher me some Alan Jackson.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
September 25, 2012, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 25, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Butchering country songs?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TGRR: Our very own Taylor Swift.

Rage Face suspended due to the kinder, gentler Fidel.

Taylor Swift is a fine young musician and I wish her only the best.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
September 25, 2012, 06:56:23 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
Butcher me some Alan Jackson.

It's gonna take a little while.

mmmm 911y goodness.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#49
September 25, 2012, 07:26:02 PM
Woohoo! AMURKA, FUCK YEAH!

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 25, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Butchering country songs?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TGRR: Our very own Taylor Swift.

Rage Face suspended due to the kinder, gentler Fidel.

Taylor Swift is a fine young musician and I wish her only the best.

Uhhhhh...yeah.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
September 25, 2012, 07:28:50 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 25, 2012, 07:26:02 PM
Woohoo! AMURKA, FUCK YEAH!

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 25, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Butchering country songs?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TGRR: Our very own Taylor Swift.

Rage Face suspended due to the kinder, gentler Fidel.

Taylor Swift is a fine young musician and I wish her only the best.

Uhhhhh...yeah.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I was trying to be nicer, at Holist's request (or at least to stop being me, which is apparently what he was after).  Then it turns out that for Holist, being "nice" means "letting Holist heap abuse on you".

He is now my personal project.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#51
September 25, 2012, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 25, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Butchering country songs?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TGRR: Our very own Taylor Swift.

Rage Face suspended due to the kinder, gentler Fidel.

Taylor Swift is a fine young musician and I wish her only the best.

Careful, there, man, you're going to strain something vital...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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